tv wife | katsuki bakugo

By CALUMARI-

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━in which a feral hedgehog ends up falling in love with the actress that plays his wife on tv. ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═... More

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epilogue
thank you
bonus: lemon
bonus: quadruple date
bonus: coming out
bonus: headcanons
q+a
note, please read.
buttered noodles.
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butters mama | 3:57 p.m.
GUYS

butters mama | 3:57 p.m.
I'VE FINALLY COMPLETED MY LIFELONG MISSION

pikachu | 3:57 p.m.
opening a pickle jar?

ami 🦶 | 3:58 p.m.
finding light-up socks like that one episode of icarly?

flex tape 🤪 | 3:58 p.m.
buttered noodles can speak?

jera 🌶 | 3:58 p.m.
get a minecraft boyfriend?

cin 💦 | 3:58 p.m.
how many lifelong missions has she had-

zlut 💘 | 3:58 p.m.
a lot

butters mama | 3:59 p.m.
KINDA TO JERA, BUT NO

butters mama | 3:59 p.m.
i'm dating katsuki now <33

ami 🦶 | 3:59 p.m.
aww congrats :)

cin 💦 | 3:59 p.m.
what a downgrade

cin 💦 | 3:59 p.m.
happy for u tho i guess 🙄

zlut 💘 | 4:00 p.m.
cool 😄

zlut 💘 | 4:00 p.m.
now cashapp me $20

flex tape 🤪 | 4:00 p.m.
enemies to lovers, i've been saying that...

jera 🌶 | 4:01 p.m.
i'm confused

jera 🌶 | 4:01 p.m.
wasn't the original mission to get bakugo's dick-

jera 🌶 | 4:01 p.m.
so u actually didn't complete the mission

ami 🦶 | 4:01 p.m.
D:

zlut 💘 | 4:02 p.m.
lol loser

butters mama | 4:02 p.m.
:(

butters mama | 4:02 p.m.
the heart is more precious than the dick <3

flex tape 🤪 | 4:02 p.m.
who said that?

butters mama | 4:03 p.m.
idk aristotle or smth

pikachu | 4:03 p.m.
i think it was shakespeare

cin 💦 | 4:03 p.m.
u still wanna get railed, don't u?

butters mama | 4:03 p.m.
yes but all in due time :>

flex tape 🤪 | 4:03 p.m.
just like how denki came in six seconds <3

pikachu | 4:04 p.m.
I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO LEAVE THAT IN THE PAST

flex tape 🤪 | 4:04 p.m.
no <3

pikachu | 4:04 p.m.
pain

pikachu | 4:04 p.m.
absolute agony

pikachu | 4:04 p.m.
despair

pikachu | 4:05 p.m.
the 1930s

cin 💦 | 4:05 p.m.
1930s?

ami 🦶 | 4:05 p.m.
the great depression

cin 💦 | 4:05 p.m.
OH

jera 🌶 | 4:06 p.m.
hold on

jera 🌶 | 4:06 p.m.
does that mean he's ur minecraft bf?

jera 🌶 | 4:06 p.m.
HE AGREED TO LOOK AFTER UR CAT CULT?

butters mama | 4:06 p.m.
excuse me we're a very happy family together >:/

zlut 💘 | 4:06 p.m.
exactly jera

zlut 💘 | 4:07 p.m.
it's 2021

zlut 💘 | 4:07 p.m.
be more accepting

jera 🌶 | 4:07 p.m.
we're not that open that we accept cin's piss kink and u whoring out for ghost face

ami 🦶 | 4:08 p.m.
HUH 😃

cin 💦 | 4:08 p.m.
leave me out of this </3

pikachu | 4:08 p.m.
we gotta start somewhere????

flex tape 🤪 | 4:08 p.m.
i'm all for inclusivity

flex tape 🤪 | 4:08 p.m.
but i'd like to exclusively make fun of how denki lasted only six seconds

pikachu | 4:09 p.m.
sHUSHSHSHSHSSH

pikachu | 4:09 p.m.
is no one going 2 talk abt how i did so well in the concert? </3

flex tape 🤪 | 4:09 p.m.
no

flex tape 🤪 | 4:09 p.m.
i lost money that night

cin 💦 | 4:10 p.m.
how?

flex tape 🤪 | 4:10 p.m.
i bet w kiri that he'd fall off the stage like that one clip of travis scott falling in autotune

ami 🦶 | 4:10 p.m.
AJSDJAHGAJK

flex tape 🤪 | 4:10 p.m.
but all denks did was trip on the stage :/

pikachu | 4:10 p.m.
I ALMOST FELL

pikachu | 4:11 p.m.
WHAT IF I DIED

cin 💦 | 4:11 p.m.
do u like pickles

pikachu | 4:11 p.m.
no

cin 💦 | 4:12 p.m.
rip but it's rest in pickles instead

pikachu | 4:12 p.m.
:(

butters mama | 4:12 p.m.
i would bury u in pikachu plushies <3

pikachu | 4:12 p.m.
<3

zlut 💘 | 4:13 p.m.
pay for my next vacation and i'll think about setting up a nice tombstone 😩

ami 🦶 | 4:13 p.m.
catacombs are an option

jera 🌶 | 4:13 p.m.
that way when he comes to haunt our souls it won't be in six seconds

jera 🌶 | 4:14 p.m.
good thinking

flex tape 🤪 | 4:14 p.m.
I-

flex tape 🤪 | 4:14 p.m.
AND U GET UPSET WHEN I SAY SMTH BUT JERA PULLS THAT OUTTA HER ASS

pikachu | 4:14 p.m.
i don't like this denkiphobic agenda

cin 💦 | 4:14 p.m.
sucks 2 suck

pikachu | 4:15 p.m.
shut up, piss kink haver

ami 🦶 | 4:15 p.m.
tbh whatever happened to the sexual tension denki and sero had

butters mama | 4:15 p.m.
mb they fucked it out

flex tape 🤪 | 4:15 p.m.
Y/N UR SUPPOSED TO DEFEND US </333

flex tape 🤪 | 4:16 p.m.
DOES OUR FRIENDSHIP MEAN NOTHING??

butters mama | 4:16 p.m.
it means everything, lovely tape

butters mama | 4:16 p.m.
that's why i must make fun of u

flex tape 🤪 | 4:16 p.m.
:(

pikachu | 4:16 p.m.
oh how the turns have tabled

jera 🌶 | 4:17 p.m.
y'all are out here being fruity even tho it's not june? 🤨🤨

jera 🌶 | 4:17 p.m.
sus

cin 💦 | 4:17 p.m.
sussy baka

ami 🦶 | 4:17 p.m.
this conversation went everywhere all at once

zlut 💘 | 4:18 p.m.
snowflake's licking my foot

pikachu | 4:18 p.m.
her foot now

butters mama | 4:19 p.m.
anyway what did happen to the sexual tension

pikachu | 4:19 p.m.
idk mb we'll find out in the end

butters mama | 4:19 p.m.
what

pikachu | 4:19 p.m.
what

flex tape 🤪 | 4:19 p.m.
anyway

flex tape 🤪 | 4:20 p.m.
LEMEM TELL U ABOUT THE BIG ASS ORANGES I GOT AT THE STORE TODAY

jera 🌶 | 4:20 p.m.
lemem

ami 🦶 | 4:20 p.m.
lemem

butters mama | 4:21 p.m.
lemem

zlut 💘 | 4:21 p.m.
lemem

pikachu | 4:21 p.m.
lemem

cin 💦 | 4:21 p.m.
lemem

flex tape 🤪 | 4:22 p.m.
this is homophobic </3

cin 💦 | 4:22 p.m.
sucks 2 suck

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