tv wife | katsuki bakugo

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━in which a feral hedgehog ends up falling in love with the actress that plays his wife on tv. ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═... Więcej

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king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:23 p.m.
hey, idiot.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:23 p.m.
you left your script with me.

butters mama | 3:23 p.m.
???

butters mama | 3:23 p.m.
i did not

butters mama | 3:23 p.m.
i would never leave my script with some wallpinner

butters mama | 3:24 p.m.
what are u?? a tITAN?

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:24 p.m.
the fuck are you talking about?

butters mama | 3:24 p.m.
oops wrong universe

butters mama | 3:24 p.m.
anyway

butters mama | 3:25 p.m.
i swear i didn't leave my script w u???

butters mama | 3:25 p.m.
DID U STEAL MY SCRIPT???

butters mama | 3:25 p.m.
WAIT KATSUKI

butters mama | 3:26 p.m.
DID U ACTUALLY STEAL MY SCRIPT

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:26 p.m.
why would i steal your fucking script?

butters mama | 3:26 p.m.
because u want 2 talk to me duh <33

butters mama | 3:26 p.m.
who wouldn't want 2 be in my presence lol

butters mama | 3:27 p.m.
i'm literally so kewl

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:27 p.m.
shut up.

butters mama | 3:27 p.m.
then kiss me, coward

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:35 p.m.
either way, do you want me to return your fucking script?

butters mama | 3:35 p.m.
yES

butters mama | 3:35 p.m.
i can just get it next time we have a table read

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:35 p.m.
no.

butters mama | 3:35 p.m.
no????

butters mama | 3:36 p.m.
whY NOT >:(

butters mama | 3:36 p.m.
wHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN ASKING ME IF U HAVE UR OWN IDEA IN MIND

butters mama | 3:36 p.m.
OR ARE U JUST GONNA KEEP MY SCRIPT

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:36 p.m.
i'm not gonna keep your fucking script.

butters mama | 3:37 p.m.
then give it back???

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:37 p.m.
the next table read won't need our damn assistants, probably.

butters mama | 3:37 p.m.
are u done being cryptic

butters mama | 3:37 p.m.
what kind of mystery man fantasy do u have going on

butters mama | 3:37 p.m.
if this is some sexy rp of some sort pls give me some context </3

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:38 p.m.
i'm gonna drive you.

butters mama | 3:38 p.m.
why does that sound vaguely sexual

butters mama | 3:38 p.m.
either way, are u sure???

butters mama | 3:38 p.m.
i'm not doubting u

butters mama | 3:39 p.m.
but that whole media thing was recent so-

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:39 p.m.
i wouldn't be fucking offering it if i wasn't sure.

butters mama | 3:39 p.m.
okok :/

butters mama | 3:39 p.m.
ON ANOTHER NOTE

butters mama | 3:39 p.m.
I REMEMBER MENTIONING UR A GAMER

butters mama | 3:39 p.m.
SO LIKE

butters mama | 3:40 p.m.
WOULD U LIKE 2 PLAY MINECRAFT W ME <33

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:40 p.m.
the fuck? no.

butters mama | 3:40 p.m.
why not :((

butters mama | 3:40 p.m.
it's literally the highest honor

butters mama | 3:41 p.m.
plus we could make a yt video together <33

butters mama | 3:41 p.m.
i haven't uploaded in forever lol

butters mama | 3:41 p.m.
pls it'd be so fun

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:41 p.m.
and that's my problem why?

butters mama | 3:42 p.m.
um bc i'm ur wife

butters mama | 3:42 p.m.
and bc we are in love w each other <33

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:42 p.m.
only on set.

butters mama | 3:42 p.m.
U LITERALLY CONFESSED RECENTLY U NUMB NUT

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:42 p.m.
i'm not a fucking numb nut.

butters mama | 3:42 p.m.
my bAD

butters mama | 3:43 p.m.
nUMB SKULL

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:43 p.m.
if you keep throwing shitty insults at me, i'm not gonna play minecraft with you.

butters mama | 3:43 p.m.
OMG

butters mama | 3:43 p.m.
ARE U SAYING THAT U WERE GONNA SAY YES ANYWAY

butters mama | 3:43 p.m.
AW IS THIS WHAT I GET BC UR IN LOVE W ME <33

butters mama | 3:44 p.m.
it's like a bakugo subscription bonus :)

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:44 p.m.
you would've persisted anyway, so it's easier to just say yes than to deal with your shitty spam.

butters mama | 3:44 p.m.
???

butters mama | 3:44 p.m.
the s in spam stands for seggsy

butters mama | 3:44 p.m.
and u know what else is seggsy?

butters mama | 3:45 p.m.
me

butters mama | 3:45 p.m.
so load up ur minecraft already !!

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:45 p.m.
later.

butters mama | 3:45 p.m.
why? :(

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:45 p.m.
i need to practice missy's tricks with her.

butters mama | 3:46 p.m.
AW UR SUCH A GOOD DOG DAD <33

butters mama | 3:46 p.m.
I BET U'D BE A GOOD DAD TO OUR MULTIPLE MINECRAFT CATS TOO

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:46 p.m.
we are not getting shitty blocky felines.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:46 p.m.
we're getting a wolf.

butters mama | 3:46 p.m.
BUT THE CATS R CUTE TOO :(((

butters mama | 3:47 p.m.
PLUS I ACCIDENTALLY MADE MY CATS BREED SO

butters mama | 3:47 p.m.
I HAVE A WEIRD CAT INCEST FAMILY GOING ON HERE

butters mama | 3:47 p.m.
AND I CAN'T LOOK AFTER THEM MYSELF </3

butters mama | 3:48 p.m.
at least pay child support :((

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:48 p.m.
how the fuck would i pay child support?

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:48 p.m.
they're shitty virtual block cats.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:48 p.m.
there's not even money in minecraft.

butters mama | 3:49 p.m.
are u invalidating our kids rn :/

butters mama | 3:49 p.m.
mb u aren't a great dad

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:49 p.m.
the fuck you mean?

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:49 p.m.
i'm the best fucking dad.

butters mama | 3:50 p.m.
even better than kirishima? idk mb he'd help me look after the kids

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:50 p.m.
i'm an even better fisher than kirishima.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:50 p.m.
i'll collect the most fucking fish for our shitty block cats.

butters mama | 3:50 p.m.
rlly? ('・ω・')

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:51 p.m.
does it look like i'm fucking lying?

butters mama | 3:51 p.m.
i can't see u rn so idk :/

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:51 p.m.
. . .

butters mama | 3:51 p.m.
but no u are not lying <33

butters mama | 3:52 p.m.
thank u for helping me feed the kids

butters mama | 3:52 p.m.
we will also get a bunch of wolves too don't worry <3

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:52 p.m.
we better.

butters mama | 3:52 p.m.
ALSO I HAVE AXOLOTLS

butters mama | 3:52 p.m.
SO U HAVE TO HELP ME PARENT THEM TOO

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:52 p.m.
what the fuck did you build?

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:53 p.m.
a fucking zoo?

butters mama | 3:53 p.m.
EXCUSE ME

butters mama | 3:53 p.m.
THEY R OUR KIDS AND U WILL TREAT THEM W RESPECT

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:53 p.m.
and if i don't?

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:54 p.m.
the fuck are you gonna do?

butters mama | 3:54 p.m.
i'll make the ugliest house ever and make us live in it

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:54 p.m.
. . .

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:54 p.m.
fine.

butters mama | 3:54 p.m.
plus there's an added bonus <33

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:55 p.m.
?

butters mama | 3:55 p.m.
u can practice kissing my minecraft avatar :D

butters mama | 3:55 p.m.
coward

king explodo-kills 💣 | 3:56 p.m.
shut up.

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