✨ Beta Edition ✨
Beta Willow: Hey Luz, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Beta Luz, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Beta Willow: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Luz!
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Beta Amity: What's your favorite color?
Beta Luz: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Beta Amity: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Beta Luz: My favorite color is pink.
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Beta Luz: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Beta Willow: "If"
Beta Amity: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and she might not even die.
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Beta Amity: So what do you have planned for the future?
Beta Luz: Lunch.
Beta Amity: No, like long term.
Beta Luz: Oh...um, dinner?
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Beta Luz: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Willow's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Beta Luz: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Beta Willow: Neither.
Beta Willow: Because it's twelve.
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Beta Amity, to Beta Luz: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!
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Beta Luz: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Beta Amity: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Beta Luz: Th-that's not how that works-
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Beta Amity: What's gone wrong, Luz?
Beta Luz: Hey! That's one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I'm calling doesn't mean there's a crisis.
Beta Amity: That's technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Beta Luz: Well... There's a crisis.
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Beta Amity: Luz taught me to think before I act.
Beta Amity: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.