In the plane
PS: kya huwa KM aap udas lagrahi hain? Aur mujhe ate bakat aak baar bhi nahi jhagadi, aakhir baat kya hain??
KS: aab amma aap se kya chupana. Hame ma MS ki yaad aarhihai.wo hoti to kitna achha hota.Pata nahi abhi kaha hongi. Uupar se phone bhi off karke baithi.
PS: bass itni si baat! Aap ko hamari MS pe bharosa nahi hai kya? Unhone kahana ke wo 1/2 mahine mai aajaengi, aap chinta mat kigiye. Aur aaram kijiye.
After 2 hours of flight. They were finally in Mumbai. When they got out, three cars were already there to pick them up.
One for SK, And two of them to reach the safe house.
The driver dropped them in the address and went back. It was written "Nazia Mallik" and "Millan Aarora". AS rang the bell and it was opened by a man.
JT: kitni deer yaar pizza lane main abhi to traffic bhi nahi hogi aur barish bhi nahi hai too..... (he recognise that they are not delivery guy)
Aap log kon? Aur iitni raat ko yaha kya kar rahehain?
As: Ji aap nahi pehchaan te honge par hum sab aapko bahot achi tareke se jaante hai. Aur hum sab aapke 1/2 mahine ke liye mehman hai.(it was there code)
JT: Acha.. kolkata se aaye hona.
SS: Je nahi hum locknow se aaye hai.
JT: Aaiiye na aaiiye.
Everybody comes inside and everybody says JAI HIND to JT and he too replied JAI HIND.
(Picture of JT.)
JT: Jai hind par aap sab log to subha aane wale the na?
As: Jee han shreeman par Sanjay ji ne hame abhi hi bhej diya. Kyu koi dikkat hai kya? Hum jaldi aagaye to?
JT: nahi to. Isme dikkat ki kya baat hai. We se aap sab aapna introduction nahi denge?
All of them stand in a line and gave the introduction.
JT: Aur mera naam hai Jignesh Thakkar. Is mission ka member.
CC: aak minute member??
JT: ji. Koi dikkat hai kya.
KS: Nahi iska kahineka matlab haiki aap bhi member ho to iss mission ko lead kun kaar raha hai.
JT: Nazia, Nazia Mallik naam hai uuska. BTW, mai uuse bulake leke.....
He was going to complete the sentence when a familiar voice was comming near by saying, "Abe tu pizza lene gaya hai ya banane gaya hai. Jaldi aana bhook lagi hai yaar."
Yup!! It was our beloved MADDAM SIR. She came out of the room shouting and was shocked as well as surprised as hell to find whole M.P.T. team and D.S.P. in her loby and the team was surprised to see HASEENA MALLIK.
It was just an awkward silence for 1/2 minute. Everyone was staring HM and HM was staring everyone. This awkward silence was broke by the sound of door bell. Now, it was real pizza delivery boy.
She took pizza and gave money and said.
HM: ummm...... Welcome to Mumbai team Locknow. Agar pata hota ki sir M.P.T. ko mission ke liye allot karne wale hain to sath hi aajate. But...nevermind.
Ahh...ha...aur iss mission ko main hi lead karrahi hutoo.
Aaa... aaplogo aaram kijiye kal subhhe itminan se baat karte hai!!
Jagga (to jignesh) inhe room dikhade. Mai sone jarahi hoon. Umm... Goodnight.
She didn't let them to talk. Then she rushed towards her bedroom.
JT: Achha to aap log M.P.T. se aaye hai. Naaz ne bata tha aap logo ke baaremai. Especially aap ke baare mai Mr. D.S.P. (giving AS a deadly look.)
On the other hand, Billu was continuously staring to JT.
Billu: Maine aap ko kahi to dekhahai!!
JT: Mujhe?
Billu: haan! Par yaad nahi aaraha kaha par?
JT: aab chodiyena yaad nahi aaraha to kyu dimag par joor derahe hai. Chaliye main aap sab ko aap ka room dikhadeta hu.
On the way of there room, they found some pictures of HM with the other guy. There were also JT and Ammi in some pictures. And there were some empty space with nails on them to put another photo frames.
JT: To ye hai aap logo ka kamra. (Looking towards girls). Kal 2 aur police ki teams aane wale hai to sorry aap logo ko thoda adjust karna padega.
KS, PS and SS: no problem sir, koi dikkat nahi hai.
JT: (To boys) aur ye right wala aap logo ka hai.
(Girls ko sorry bola aur boys ko order diya. Boys be like- gajjab baijati hai)
JT: abhi aap sab aaram kijiye thak gaye hoge aur raat bhi bohot hogaee hai. Kal jab wo 2 teams aajaenge hum mission ke baare mai sab ko aak sath bata denge. Good night.
Everyone: Good night.
All of them went to their rooms and slept.
Next morning at 6o'clock.
HM was drinking coffee and pretending to read newspaper as she knew Everyone was staring her. So, after finishing her coffee.
HM: Okay! To kya aap sab log hame aase ghoorna bhand karenge please.
AS: aap ne hum sab se iitna bada jhoot bola! HJ hame aap se ye uumed nahi thi.
(Trying to give tana to HM)
HM: Jhoot bolne aur uumeed ki baat to aap na kare to hi behtar hoga Mr.Singh.
(HM ne maara sixer)
HM: Aur konsa jhoot bola humne? Hamne kaha ki hum 1/2 mahine mai aajaenge. Aur ye sach hai. Aur jisko zaroorat thi unsaab ko batake gaye the ki hum jaane wale hai naaki, sab ke pitha piche bhaag gayethe.
(Aur AS out)
KS was going to say something when. JT shouted from HM's room..
JT: naaaaz!! Maine tujhse kitni baar kaha hai ki geela towel bed pe mat phek. Par nahi meri baat kise sunni hai. 2 sal akela kya chood dia, puri bigad gaii hai tu.
He came out with wet towel in his hand and realize that everyone was present there.
JT: ohh. Sorry. Mai bhool gaya tha ki aap log aagae ho.
HM: bohot jaldi yaad agaya. (Again gave tana but to JT)
SS: wese sir aap MS ko Naaz kun bulate ho. Mai to kal puchna hi bhool gaee thi.
HM: aak minute aakminute!! Aaplogo abhi bhi nhi samjhe.
Everyone except JT: Kya??
JT: aap log iiska naam jante ho?
Everyone: haan. Of course. Haseena Malik.
JT: Nahi!!
KS: toh?
HM: Nazia Mallik.
Everyone: kya?
HM: haan. Wo..actually..mujhe meri identity chu pake rakhne thi...toh. Nam, uumra, aadhar card,...matlab sab kuch nakli banadia.
SS: age bhi? Matlab jo aap ne apne birthday ka din jo age bataya wooo..
HM: jhoot tha. Obvious si baat hai!
SS: wow maddam sir, pehle mujhe lagta tha D.S.P. sir sabse accha jhoot bolte hai. Lekin Aap To maha jhooti nikli. (In flow flow) I mean itna to mai confidetly sach nahi bolti jitna confidently aap jhoot bolti ho!
Please mana mat kijiyega, mujhe bhi sikhna hai aap ke jese jhoot bolna. Please Maddam sir.
HM: tariif ke liye sukriya SS! (Obviously sarcasm. But..
SS: Welcome Maddam sir.
Cheeta: uffff....ye masumiyat. (finally bol hi diya)
But today KS didn't beat or warned him because both KS and AS were not able to move listening the truth.
SS: BTW, maddam air aap ki real age kitni hogi aap ke tajurbe ke hisaab se?
HM: chalo aab iitna sach bata diya, ye bhi bata hi dete hai. I am 28 years.
AS: wese aap apne identity chupana chahati thi ye thik hai hum man te hai. Lekin aak tarikese aap bhi to mujhe dokha hi de rahi thina Appna sach chu pake.😎😎
(Trying to jhad his negoiation giri but you know our HM)
HM: dekiye hume pata hai aap kya arne ki koshih kar rahe hai Mr.Singh par hum bina rishte ya apne bohot hi important mission jo ki ye hai, uuske mission ke member ke alawa kisi ko bhi aapni real identity nahi batate hai.
Aur aap to ak agent rehchuke hai. Jistarha aap ko pyaar ya emotional rista mai jhudane ki iisajat nahi thi wese hi mujhe aap ni identity reveal karne ki permission nahi thi. Aur wese bhi aapka aur hamara rishta hi kya hai.
(Sare negotiation specialist aak taraf aur HM ke tane aak taraf.)
PS: wese sirr, aap itni subha subha maddam sir ke kamreme kyu the? (In her oscar level over- acting)
JT: Sab se pehle aap apni overacting aur aap ke dharanaye thodi kam kijiye aur maddam sir ka kamra matlab. Wo uuska akele ka thodi hai. Mai bhi to rehta huu us kamre mai. Mera bhi hak hai uus room mai.
AS: KYA! (Jealousy saaf saaf chehre pe dikh rahihai.)
Suddenly billu shouts...
Billu: YAAD AAYAA!! YAAD AAGAYA.!!
CC: aye bilote! Kahe chillaye be aur ka yaad aagaya.
Billu: Muje aad aagaya maine inhe kaha dekhatha. Maine inhe phone mai dekhatha.
KS: aye bille, pehle hi dimag phat gaya hai aab uuska dahi mat banao aur saaf saaf batao ka baat hai??
Billu: woo.. yaad hai MS aap ka phone jab toot gayatha to mai banane gaya tha. Tab KM ne kaha tha ke poora phone uda dalo.. mera matlab hai phone ka memory uda dalo. Tab maine aap dono ki photo de khi thi.
Kya body hai sir aap ki! Aur wo wali video jisme aap ne shirt bhi nahi pehni thi aur aapne MS ko good mai uuthake bhaag ne ka challenge liyatha. Kya uuthake bhaage aap sir, maan gaye.
Deepika aur Ranveer se kam nahi lag rahe the aap dono. Kasam se!!
(Uudhar ye sunkar sab shock aur D.S.P. sir jaal ke volcano.)
JT: Aapko lagta hai meri body kamal ki hai?
Billu: lagta kya, sachmai aap ki body aapka looks personality aur jodi sab 1.no hai sir.
JT: (to HM) dekha dekha. (To SS) Aap ko bhi lagta hai ki mere biceps kamal ke hai? (showing his biceps)
SS: haaan! Wo sir kamal, damal, babal hai.
JT: haina!
CC: haaa!
All of them are impressed!!
JT: baas aap log hi hai jisse meri mehnat samaj mai aati hai. Aur ye (pointing towards HM) matlab best friend hone ke nate kamse kam 1000 bar pucha kesa lag raha hoo. Har baar koi taana matlab haar bar. "Acha lag raha hai" ye bhi bol sakti hai na par nahi. Harbar (mimiking HM) "kutta", "billi ke jesa much lagraha hai kaat le", "sher banne ke liye baal badhaya tha lekin goorilla lag raha hai, isse pehle koi dekha ke darr jaye kaate le."
Everyone was laughing silently except AS.
HM: oh hello Mister.Tujhe mujhe thank you kehna chaeeye okay. Agar maine taane mar mar kar tere baal nahi chillti na to tu tarzan ban gaya hota. Aur aab dekho kitna handsome lag raha hai.
JT suddenly realize what she said and
JT: 1 minute! Tune mmujhe hand some bulaya.
HM: Nahi tarzan bola.
JT: nahiiii! Handsome bola. Mere life ka magsad poora hogaya. THE NAZIA MALLIK ne mujhe THE JIGNESH THAKKAR ko handsome bulaya. Ohhh..My..God.... Mai sab ko bata ke aata huu. (to everybody) excusse me!
Everyone was surprised why is he very happy at this small thing?
PS: Maddam sir! ye iitne kush kyu he jese inki lottery lag gayi ho??
HM: Samajh liji ye lottery hi lag gayi.
CC: matlab?
HM: matlab, hamare 5 colleuges aur iiske beech sart lagi thi ki mai iiski taareef karungi ki nahi.
KS: ye kesa behuda sa shart hai?
HM: I know par 7 saal pehle ki baat hai tab to no-sense si baate bhi cool lagti thi. Wo mai iiski kabhi kisike saamne taaref nahi karti na to. Aur mene I guess, Actually pehli baar kisi ke saamne iiski taareff kihai to aab ye shart ke paise jeet gaya. Jisme maine bhi aaj tak 8 hajar rakhatha. Khair meri phooti kismat!!!
Then she went to manage the meeting room and papers to make them easily undersand. AT 11 Team Kolkata arrived and at 1 Team Chennai arrived.
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So, that's it for this chapter. Thank you for reading it and Hope you liked it. Wait until the next chapter commes out to know about the mission.
Thank you! and peace.