tv wife | katsuki bakugo

By CALUMARI-

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━in which a feral hedgehog ends up falling in love with the actress that plays his wife on tv. ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═... More

disclaimer
main characters
side characters
god
group chats
butters cult 🐱
bakusquad 😈
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butters cult 🐱
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bakusquad 😈
dm
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clout chasers ☁
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bakusquad 😈
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butters cult 🐱
bakusquad 😈
smekc 😏
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bakusquad 😈
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butters cult 🐱
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pride month + other notices :)
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butters cult 🐱
clout chasers ☁
dekusquad 👼
irl
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twitter
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smekc 😏
irl
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twitter
butters cult 🐱
bakusquad 😈
irl
twitter
dm
irl
butters cult 🐱
irl
irl
irl
irl
irl
twitter
irl
dm
irl
irl
twitter
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bakusquad 😈
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twitter
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dm
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butters cult 🐱
bakusquad 😈
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epilogue
thank you
bonus: lemon
bonus: quadruple date
bonus: coming out
bonus: headcanons
q+a
note, please read.
buttered noodles.
new account !

dm

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By CALUMARI-

flex tape 🤪 | 2:36 p.m.
HELLO WE DON'T KNOW
EACH OTHER <33

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:36 p.m.
i know you.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:36 p.m.
not very well, at least, but i'm aware of your existence.

flex tape 🤪 | 2:36 p.m.
is it bc i'm friends w bakugo :/

flex tape 🤪 | 2:37 p.m.
i am not responsible for any of the dumb shit he's done

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:37 p.m.
no.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:37 p.m.
i remember you because you were on the news for eating a roll of flex tape.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:37 p.m.
why did you do that anyway?

flex tape 🤪 | 2:38 p.m.
seemed like a good way to go

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:38 p.m.
right. . .

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:38 p.m.
anyway, why is it that your contacting me?

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:38 p.m.
typically celebrities contact my management, not me directly.

flex tape 🤪 | 2:38 p.m.
i figured it's better to contact u abt this stuff

flex tape 🤪 | 2:39 p.m.
does the realist thingy have a contract cooldown?

flex tape 🤪 | 2:39 p.m.
kinda like a temporary NDA?

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:39 p.m.
yes, why?

flex tape 🤪 | 2:39 p.m.
iida

flex tape 🤪 | 2:39 p.m.
ur as smart as u are hot

flex tape 🤪 | 2:40 p.m.
we both know why i asked

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:40 p.m.
i'm guessing this is because of the photoshop?

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:40 p.m.
they got some backlash for it before, but it's never been too concerning.

flex tape 🤪 | 2:40 p.m.
i don't rlly care what they do or don't get backlash for

flex tape 🤪 | 2:40 p.m.
but did they properly read ur contract?

flex tape 🤪 | 2:40 p.m.
zada asked todo and u two apparently have almost identical contracts??

flex tape 🤪 | 2:40 p.m.
which means that ur contract didn't allow heavy photoshop just like todo's doesn't

flex tape 🤪 | 2:41 p.m.
and i know ur a lawyer so...

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:41 p.m.
are you suggesting that i sue the company i previously worked under?

flex tape 🤪 | 2:41 p.m.
whAT? noOoOoO

flex tape 🤪 | 2:41 p.m.
yes <3

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:43 p.m.
in perspective of being proper and respectful, the company did its best to meet the guidelines of our contract. the photoshop was. . . expected, i consented to it after all. still, however, it's clear that you're only contacting me because i have proper legal reasons to actually take some action.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:43 p.m.
you clearly want revenge and want me to be your substitute.

flex tape 🤪 | 2:43 p.m.
i won't lie

flex tape 🤪 | 2:43 p.m.
yes i absolutely hate the realist

flex tape 🤪 | 2:43 p.m.
idk a single person that doesn't

flex tape 🤪 | 2:43 p.m.
but it's not just because i "want revenge"

flex tape 🤪 | 2:43 p.m.
what they did to u wasn't right

flex tape 🤪 | 2:44 p.m.
and u always have this preppy businessman thing going on, but i'm sure it affected u emotionally or mentally in some way

flex tape 🤪 | 2:44 p.m.
and by god i hope not physically because u are literally built like a greek god

flex tape 🤪 | 2:44 p.m.
not to mention

flex tape 🤪 | 2:44 p.m.
u mentioned in previous interviews u used to be a lawyer so u definitely thought of the legal circumstances before

flex tape 🤪 | 2:45 p.m.
ik i'm not the only one that
brought this up

flex tape 🤪 | 2:45 p.m.
nonetheless, it's clearly crossed
ur mind too

flex tape 🤪 | 2:45 p.m.
otherwise, u wouldn't have come to that conclusion so quickly

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:45 p.m.
you're right. . . for some of it.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:45 p.m.
i have thought of legal repercussions before.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:46 p.m.
shoto had mentioned my photoshop months back and yaomomo encouraged me to pull away from the contract and find another company to model for.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:46 p.m.
i was going to get rid of my contract and possibly sue, but then yaomomo's scandal happened and i was more focused on being there for her.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:46 p.m.
it only added fuel to the fire so i ended up leaving anyway, but i never got around to settle on a caes or even come up with one.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:46 p.m.
they don't sell my magazines anymore anyway.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:47 p.m.
i never bothered collecting them either since they looked so unlike me.

flex tape 🤪 | 2:47 p.m.
i could help ur case???

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:47 p.m.
how?

flex tape 🤪 | 2:47 p.m.
i am incredibly fruity

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:47 p.m.
i've seen that on twitter.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:47 p.m.
that means you order dessert, right?

flex tape 🤪 | 2:47 p.m.
i-

flex tape 🤪 | 2:47 p.m.
yes

flex tape 🤪 | 2:48 p.m.
let me rephrase that

flex tape 🤪 | 2:48 p.m.
i am gay, u are hot, so i collected ur magazines

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:48 p.m.
you have my magazines?

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:48 p.m.
i thought you said the photoshop bothered you. . . ?

flex tape 🤪 | 2:49 p.m.
oh it does 100%

flex tape 🤪 | 2:49 p.m.
i haven't looked at them in a while

flex tape 🤪 | 2:49 p.m.
but i saw them again recently

flex tape 🤪 | 2:49 p.m.
i mainly collected them for ur q&a/advice columns and stuff :)

flex tape 🤪 | 2:49 p.m.
ur modeling photos w shoto and collabs are way better imo tho

flex tape 🤪 | 2:50 p.m.
they look like u and u are naturally hot <3

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:50 p.m.
thank you.

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:50 p.m.
i admire your ability in eating a whole roll of flex tape.

flex tape 🤪 | 2:50 p.m.
i-

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:51 p.m.
i don't know you personally, so that was the best compliment i could give.

flex tape 🤪 | 2:51 p.m.
that's fine :')

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:51 p.m.
would you rather me come to your apartment to collect the magazines then?

flex tape 🤪 | 2:51 p.m.
U WANNA MEET IN PERSON !?!!HASH

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:51 p.m.
i mean, you're clearly my fan, so it's the least i could do.

flex tape 🤪 | 2:52 p.m.
yES HERE'S MY ADDRESS
[insert address]

optimus prime 🚗 | 2:52 p.m.
i'll be there today at 5.

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