✨ Sibling Edition ✨
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Hunter: I know one person who finds me funny!
Luz: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Hunter: Okay then I'm out.
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Luz: We either die free, or die trying!
Vee: Are those the only choices?
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Hunter: You really believe in Luz?
Vee: Luckily, she believes in herself enough for the both of us.
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Hunter: *raises eyebrows*
Vee: Put those back down!
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Hunter: I'm a bad person, I'm a very bad person, I'm a horrible person.
The Squad:
Hunter: "No you're not, Hunter! We still love you, Hunter!"
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Hunter: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Luz!
Vee: So Luz knows about this?
Hunter, walking away: No, this is between me and me!
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*Luz rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Hunter: What's going on?
Vee: Luz wouldn't drink water.
Hunter: ...And?
Vee: And I asked her how fast she could chug an entire bottle.
Luz, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, HA!
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Luz: What does the doggy say? Bow wow.
Hunter: What does the kitty say? Meow meow.
Vee: What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Vee: Hunter isn't talking to me.
Luz: Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Hunter: May luck (and this picture of Vee eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Emira: Thanks for not telling Edric what happened.
Amity, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Emira: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
Edric: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
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Amity to the twins after they read her diary: I trusted you!
Emira and Edric in perfect sync: Why?
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Edric: Amity, I screwed up, big time.
Amity: Edric, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Edric: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate.
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Edric: I'm very scary.
Amity: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Edric: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Amity: And small.
Edric:
Edric: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Emira: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Edric: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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Emira: I couldn't do this without you, Amity.
Amity: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
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Emira: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Amity after the kiss: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
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Amity: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Emira?
Emira: No.
Edric: I do!
Amity: I know, Edric.
Edric: I'm sad.
Amity: I know, Edric.