Amity: Why are you guys acting like this?
Emira: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.
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Emira: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
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Hunter, to Willow: You know, King can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Hunter: *blows airhorn at King* GET FUCKED!
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King: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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Lilith: Who's in charge here?
Luz, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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King: What? I'm not aggressive!
Lilith: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
King: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Amity: Tell me a little about yourself.
Hunter: I'd rather not, I really like this group.
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King: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Luz: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Willow: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Amity: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Hunter: *flips the board*
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Hunter: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.
Amity: Ducks can't eat lightbulbs?
Gus: I think that's the point.
Hunter: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.
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Amity: So, what is Hunter to you?
Luz: The reason I wake up every morning.
Amity: ...That's adorable sibling goals.
Hunter earlier that morning, barging into Luz's room, smacking pans together:WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Luz: The 'how the fucks' and 'why are you so dumbs' don't matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
Eda, wiping away a tear: I taught you well
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*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Willow: *Minding her own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Willow: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Luz, to Hunter: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. Make a decision, Hunter!
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Amity: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Luz: They're golden retrievers, Ami. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Amity: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Gus: Yeah-
Hunter: *kicks in the door*
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Luz: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Hunter: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Willow: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Hunter: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Amity: *types in Luz*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Amity: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Hunter: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Gus: That's 200%.
Hunter: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
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Gus: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Amity: No, I said "Gus, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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King: Hunter, we're hungry!
Vee: Hunter! What's for dinner?
Luz: We're hungry, Hunter!
Hunter, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Amity: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Amity: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Luz, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Emira: Gray.
Amity: Grey.
Luz, turning to Edric: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Edric: Dark white.
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Edric: Hey Hunter?
Hunter: Yeah?
Edric: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Hunter:
Hunter: ...What.
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Amity: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Luz: Because your toast would get soggy!
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Luz: Change is inedible.
Willow: Don't you mean inevitable?
Luz, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn't.
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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Willow, with Gus and Luz behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes...three.
Willow: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Willow: AMITY FUCKING FELL OFF—
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Hunter: So I got this amazing plan!
Willow: We fail almost every time you say that.
Hunter: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.
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Willow: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Hunter: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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Luz: Wake me up-
Amity: Before you go go
Willow: When September ends
Hunter: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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Gus, talking to Luz: Just think about this! I'm your hottest friend.
Gus: No, that's Amity... I'm your nicest friend.
Gus: No, Willow... I'm your friend!
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Luz: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Hunter: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.
Luz: Oh...
Amity: *from across the room* I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
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Amity: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Amity: What an idiot.
Amity: *realizes it's Luz*
Amity: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Luz: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Amity: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Luz: Yeah, they're all birds
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Luz: You look mentally ill.
Amity: I am. Let's go.
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Amity: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Hunter: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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Hunter: Hey, aren't you Willow?
Willow: You a cop?
Hunter: No.
Willow: Then yes, I am.
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Hunter: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Gus: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Amity: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Willow: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Hunter: if you want information it is
Luz: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Hunter: You have friends and I envy that.
Luz: You're welcome to share my friends.
Hunter: *looks at Amity and Gus*
Hunter: I don't want those.
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Hunter: *tapping fingers on table*
Luz: *taps fingers back furiously*
Gus: ...What's going on?
Amity: Morse code. They're talking.
Hunter: -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Luz: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!