Gojo moaned in pain as (F/n) smacked his ass with a spoon.
"You fucking disgrace!" The female scowled at her freakishly tall lover, "don't eat the batter!"
"But you ate it too!" He glared as he rubbed his bum, that definitely had a spoon mark now. Hmm, maybe he should turn on his infinity near her from now on.
"Well I am different, I am the one baking so I can eat it raw if i want to," She stuck her tongue out at Gojo, before she started panicking internally, hOLY fUck whAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY ENDHDJDJJXJS OH MY GOD, IF HE NOTICES IT I WONT BE ABLE TO LIVE IN PEACE EVER AGAIN EJDBSJJSJ–
He, in return, let out a scandalous gasp, "babe! you mean WE. WE ARE BAKING TOGETHER."
(F/n) sighed in secret in releif before she played along, "Oh honey, i would have included you too if you weren't just staring lovingly at me instead of actually helping me." She gave a tight lipped smile
"I-" Gojo stopped as he realized something. (F/n)'s eyes widened. "Did you-"
"nO-"
"DID YOU JUST-"
"STOP IT WAS MY MISTAKE PLEASE-" She almost cried.
"BUT- oH MY GOD BABE, YOU-"
"WHDHSJJS I MEANT TO SAY DOUGH NOT BATTER–"
"COOKIE BATTER– BWAHAHAH!!" Gojo wheezed demeaningly at his dumb lover, "what the fuck?? Cookie batter??? Seriously babe??? pffttt-"
"Ugh shut upppp." (F/n) groaned as she rolled her eyes. "Humans make mistakes."
"Yeah, and mistakes make humans." Gojo sneered as he eyed her up and down haughtily.
(F/n) picked up a bigger spoon.
"Wait babe im soORRY-"
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A/n: in case you are wondering why it is not the 'raw' part, it's because doing/eating it aint that uncommon between them ;))