DC and Marvel: Secret Crisis

By MasaruAbatman

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After Bruce Wayne made a deal with Doctor Doom, an interdimensional wizard who secretly worked for Darkseid... More

Disclaimers
The Crisis Corps.
Arc I: Secret Crisis
Chapter I: Welcome to Battleworld
Chapter II: Dial "D" for Doom
Chapter III: The Cannibal Clown Caverns
Chapter IV: The Train to Somewhere
Chapter V: Hela
Chapter VI: Deathstroke
Chapter VII: Killmonger and the Conqueror
Chapter VIII: Pork Grind
Chapter IX: The Anti-Life Equation
Chapter X: The Second Adventure Begins
Battleworld Fauna and Flora by Bruce Wayne
Arc II: The Hole Corpse Parts
Main Characters Looks
Chapter XI: Spider-Verse Part I
Chapter XII: Spider-Verse Part II
Chapter XIII: Meme Mania
Chapter XIV: Midnight Soliloquies
Chapter XV: The Batman
Chapter XVII: Star-Lord, Bitch
Chapter XVIII: Unbreakable Part I
Chapter XIX: Unbreakable Part II
Stats:
Main Teams:
Unbreakable Golems, Excerpt by Bruce Wayne
Epilogue: Made in Heaven
Characters:

Chapter XVI: Thanos

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Peter, Billy, Barry, Clark, Diana, Thor, Quill, and Carol each wake up in the Purple Dimension at the exact same time, though, here, time is an illusion.

"Where are we?" asked Clark.

"We are in some sort of Purple World. I shall claim this land for Newer Asgard," said Thor.

"We're in a Purple Dimension," said Quill. "It's a place where atoms vibrate differently from one another. We're sandwiched between two Universes. We're just a few Universes away from the Netherverse."

*thud...*

"Did anyone hear that?" asked Billy. "I think we should get out of here!"

"How?" asked Diana.

*thud...*

Barry puts on his mask as lightning appears in his eyes.

*thud*

Thor spins his hammer around.

"Quill... After this, I'll take you on in Fortnite," said Thor.

"I still don't know what that is, Thor," said Quill.

"Maybe we'll try some Asgardian games," said Thor.

"I've never been to Asgard," said Quill. "Damn it! My quad blasters aren't working!"

"Yeah... Kinda put gum in the mouth of those things," said Thor.

"What!? Why!?" asked Quill.

"Why not?" asked Thor.

Quill angrily takes out a toothpick to take the gum out of his quad blasters.

Diana takes off her cloak as she charges lightning in her arms.

"SHAZAM!!!" Billy transforms into SHAZAM after a bolt of lightning strikes him.

Carol releases cosmic energy from her body.

Peter prepares his Iron Spider suit.

Clark prepares his heat vision.

"How'd you get thin so fast?" asked Thor.

"I'm a Kryptonian," said Clark.

"Damned Kryptonians," Thor shook his head.

A giant 400-foot-Golem made of clay charges toward them.

The eight stared at the large Golem. It is large, buff, and muscular with blades all over.

*BZZT* 

Smaller human-sized glass-like Golems blasted beams at them. Smaller human-sized Sand Golems blasted sand at them.

"Okay..." said Quill. "I have a plan."

*FLASH*

Barry immediately zooms around and kills all of the smaller golems at once

*crackle*

Thor electrocuted the giant Golem with his lightning as he swung his hammer into its face, pushing it back for a short second.

*THWIP*

Peter crawled toward the Golem's eyes and punched both of them with his armor repeatedly.

Clark punches the Golem in the face over and over.

The Golem shrieked and backed away as Diana flew up and punched the creature's legs. She then ties her long lasso around the legs. Barry then spins his arms at absolute speeds, creating a tornado as he pushes the Talos back.

Quill flies upward using his jet boosters and shot at The Golem's eye as well.

Billy flew upward and pushed the Talos away.

Carol pushes the armor away with her blasts.

*PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW*

Clark blasts at the creature with his heat vision, screaming loudly.

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

The Golem finally stumbles backward and crumbles into pieces.

*thud...*

It's not over.

Each of them looks at the far outreaches of the strange planet. Here, a large Talos stood.

"Oh, dear God," said Quill. "My scanners say that there's Vibranium, Promethium, Uru, and Adamantium alloy in its body."

"So, Quill!" yelled Thor, from up above. "Now, what!?"

Quill sighs. "Okay... Wait... Let me think!"

The Talos get closer.

"Quill!" yelled Clark.

"Wait, Kal!" yelled Quill, trying to scan the Talos. "Kal-El!"

"Yeah?" asked Clark.

"Can you break Enchanted Adamantium!?" asked Quill.

"I'm not sure! They're as hot as the sun! Is that okay?"

"By Odin's beard..." said Thor.

Quill sighs.

"Try melting the creature!"

Clark blasts his heat vision at the creature. 

"Cap!" yelled Quill. 

"What?" asked Carol.

"Absorb that thing's energy!" yelled Quill.

"Okay," said Carol as she starts to absorb the creature's energy with her hands. She yells in agony.

"Barry! Try pushing it away!" yelled Quill.

Barry blasts wind at the creature.

SHAZAM, Diana, and Thor punch the creature over and over.

Quill and Peter try to go for its eyes. Peter punches the eye over and over again as Quill shot at them.

"Quill!" yelled Peter. "It's not working!"

Everyone struggles in each of their attacks. Quill observes that its two eyes begin to crack because of his and Peter's attacks.

"Clark!" yelled Quill.

"YEAH!?" Clark asked as his face starts to crack.

"Go for its eyes!!!" yelled Quill.

"OKAY!!!" yelled Clark as Peter and Quill leap downward.

Clark then blasts heat vision into the creature's eyes. Its brain ends up melting as it tumbles backward and falls flat on the ground.

Clark pants in relief, having killed the creature. Everyone floats down, exhausted.

"Is that all of them?" asked Thor. "Because I swear... If there is another... I will have the Kryptonian kill me."

"Why me?" asked Clark.

"Because you're the only one I fear. None of these losers, however," said Thor.

"What about me?" asked Diana.

"You're an Amazon." 

"I'm half Old God."

"And I'm a New God. Who is this Old God you speak of that acts as your father?"

"Zeus."

"Zeus? Zeus..."

"Yes... The Amazon is allowed to kill me, too," said Thor.

"What about me!?" asked Quill.

"What about you?"

"I'm a Celestial's son!"

"Your powers are disabled for now. You're like a weaker version of a Celestial. Like... a Semi-Celestial."

"She's also a Semi-Old God!"

"She's a Demigod and an Amazon. She's quite terrifying if you ask me. You're pretty high up on the list, Diana."

"There's a list!?" asked Quill.

"Am I there?" asked Barry.

"When I learned that you can travel in time, you're fifth highest."

"Yes!" smiled Barry.

"What about me!?" asked Quill.

"Let's see... You're... Not even on the list..."

"What!? Can you believe this guy!?"

"Actually everyone we've ever been with is on the list."

"Dude! What? Even Batman can beat you!? He's just a guy in a bat suit!"

"Yes, he can. He knows the phrase on how to take away my status as a New God."

"What!? What phrase!? Can anyone please tell me what that phrase is!? Anyone!?"

Everyone shrugs or shakes their head.

"Nobody tell him because I'll both lose my powers and even worse... He'll know how to defeat me," said Thor.

"What!? Can Wade and Harley kill you!?"

"Those two psychotic lovebirds could actually lift Stormbreaker."

"Why are Frank and Matthew on the list!?"

"Matthew Murdock could bore me to death with his law lecture. Meanwhile, Castle's kinda... He kinda scares me a little bit."

"I'm... Wait... No!" yelled Quill. "NO!!! He's joking, right!? I've been your closest friend for three years, Thor! At least make me a part of that list!"

"Look, Quill," chuckled Thor. "If it makes you feel better, I'll add you... but you'd be last. Is that okay?"

"Thank you!" smiled Quill.

"For the love of God, Quill, don't thank him for that," said Carol.

*BOOM*

The group turns behind them to see a large purple man land before them.

Quill clenches his fists.

"You piece of shit..." Quill angrily stared at him.

"Hello, Star-Lord," said this man.

"You..." said Quill, as his eyes shined for a split second.

This is Thanos. He now has a golden armor that has six infinity stones, from left to right, space (blue), time (green), soul (orange), mind (yellow), reality (red), and power (purple).

"Why are you here!?" asked Quill. "Which variant are you?"

"Oh, Quill. I am not a variant," he said rather peacefully. "I am Thanos from your world... resurrected with Terra's Ark... I was tasked to do one thing only... It's to snap-..."

*FLASH*

The Infinity Stones are gone.

"Speedster," said Thanos.

"BARRY!!! DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!" yelled Quill, as Barry, starting to have energy blow him up, gives it to Carol.

Barry goes back to normal, panting in relief.

Thanos sighs. "Look... You people don't understand."

"What don't we understand, Thanos?" asked Quill.

"Stefan showed me a new way... a new better way rather than halving the Universe for resources... He showed me that he can create a newer and better world with perfect humanity. He will destroy this world and create a better one... where everyone knows their fates. A world where I am free to half it every thousand years."

"Born out of blood," said Clark. 

"Where everyone is forced to suffer," said Quill. 

"Quill... I never thanked you for taking care of my daughter," said Thanos.

Quill immediately blasts his rocket boots and shot at Thanos.

"Quill!" yelled Diana.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" Quill shot at Thanos's face, but he is unscathed by any of his attacks.

Thanos grabs Quill and throws him to the ground. He then stomps him over and over.

*FLASH*

Barry slices at Thanos with a lightning sword, but Thanos flicks him away as Barry is blasted into a large stone mountain.

Carol holds the Stones and flies far away.

Clark charges and blasts his fist into Thanos's face as he is thrown several kilometers away.

Diana then charges toward Thanos as she crosses her arms, creating a shockwave of Godly Cosmic Energy, but Thanos easily grabs her arms and tosses her away, tanking the shockwave.

Billy then grabs Thanos as Thanos pins him down.

Billy smiles.

"SHAZAM!!!"

*CRACKLE*

*BOOM*

"RAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" Thanos howled as Billy kept on blasting his lightning at Thanos' back. 

"SHAZAM!!!"

*CRACKLE*

"SHAZAM!!!"

*CRACKLE*

"SHAZAM!!!"

*CRACKLE*

"SHAZAM!!!"

Thor then jumps over Thanos and absorbs Billy's Champion's Lightning as he uses it to stab Thanos at the back.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" yelled Thanos, as he grabbed the pair and tossed them away. 

Clark finally appears in the scene once more as he blasts his heat vision into Thanos's face.

*BZZT*

Thanos's face begins to melt as blood and liquid flesh begin to fall off his face like meat.

Thanos then punches Clark downward, but Clark is immune to his punches as he easily kicks him away.

Peter appears and thwips his web into Thanos' face over and over, lands on his shoulders, and punches Thanos in the face repeatedly. Thanos headbutts Peter as he is thrown kilometers away.

Thanos sees Captain Marvel. Thanos runs away from Clark who chases after him, trying to run after Captain Marvel. Thanos manages to leap up and grab her by the neck, taking the stones for himself.

He then puts each stone in his chest, but the Power Stone is missing.

Quill is shown in the distance holding it as massive cosmic energies surround him.

"Pfft..." Thanos scoffed. "Lowly human."

Thanos then charged toward Quill who exploded with powerful energies.

"GIVE ME THE STONE!!!"

Quill has his eyes glow with power as he screams aloud.

Clark charged toward Thanos as Thanos locks Clark in time with the Time Stone.

Barry zooms toward him as Thanos uses the Reality Stone to change his lightning into bubbles, blinding him as he crashed into the mountain.

Diana blasted lightning at Thanos, as Thanos is gravely injured. But Thanos uses the Time Stone to lock her in time.

Everyone else charged toward Thanos as Thanos stops them in time.

Thanos approaches Quill. "You are not a hero."

Quill stares at Thanos in a terrifying way.

"You are not a god."

Quill vibrated between the molecules of the Omniverse.

"You are not a man."

Thanos tries to reach for Quill's head, but his hand immediately melts to the bone. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Thanos grabs his hand as it heals slowly.

"What the hell do you think you are!? Dare to insult me this way..."

"You're right... I'm not any of those things you called me..." said Quill.
"I'm Star-Lord."

*BOOM*

A massive blast of powerful energy explodes from Quill as a massive shockwave cracks the planet.

Quill flies upward and lands before Thanos, grabbing his face.

"What the hell do you think you're doing, Peter Quill? I'm trying to save this world from imminent destruction from itself."

"You're killing innocent people, Thanos. I'm sorry, but I just can't agree with you..." said Quill.

Peter looks at the distance and sees Quill having transformed into some sort of New God.

"Whoa..." said Peter.

"I am Star-Lord..." said Quill.

Thanos grabs the power stone from Quill's hand, who seemingly allows this.

"QUILL!!! YOU IDIOT!!!" yelled Thor.

"This..." said Thanos. "Brings a smile to my face."

*snap*

*BOOM*

Everyone on the battlefield begins to dust away.

Star-Lord snaps his fingers.

*BOOM*

They immediately come back.

Thanos's smile disappears from his face.

"What?" asked Thanos.

"I told you..." Star-Lord stares at Thanos with bright glowing eyes. "I'm Star-Lord... And I'm the Guardian of the Omniverse... bitch."

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