Xiaother crack

By A1mondT0fu

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The land of Teyvat; full of mysteries and tales, vast and beautiful. What lays in the land you ask? Two lover... More

Sh*t, wrong Paimon
Artifact hunting
Thank you card
Library
Adepti Teapot
Upgrading talents
Snow
Oceanid
Weekly cap
Waiting for resin.
Daddy geovishap
Spiral abyss 12/3
A bet
Adepti pet
Cave
5 star head cannons
Headcannons 4 stars
Windtrace
Friendship
A bit stubborn
Bartender
Rain
The knights
Venti's lyre
Othmantus wine
So uh
Modern AU
Alchemy
Friends?
Underground lake (smut)
Ballon
Pole-arm
Flowers
A little jealous
Xiao being cold to Aether?
Truth or dare
Truth or dare part 2
Voices
Sleep talker
Injury
Xiao
A dendro slime
Who am I shipped with?
Play
Which to pull?
Dragonspine
Babysitter
Matterbaby
Allergies
Kitchen defense (Smut)
Kids
Diluc's tavern
Remembering
Klee
Love me
Texting
Snacks
Red Xiao
Woolfhook chocolates
Almond tofu
Rex Lapis
Horror movie
Notice
Mirror
Fandango
Interrogate (Smut)
Praying?
Ice cream
Baker
Free drinks
Selfish
Money balling
Your servant (smut)
Jumpity
Cicin mages
Remember me
Harbingers in Inazuma
Statistically
Weekly cap
Teaching
Ideal guy
Twinning
Change of outfits
Pray and worship
Operation: Holy lyre
Almond tofu deprived
Kaboomball
In another life
A sweet beginning
Adepti need...
How to train your hilichurl
Horny jail
Choose your place
Candice
Lie detector
F
A lovely adventure
A flower
Allergies
Hoodie
Outfit swap?!
Broken roof
Pretty
Cornered (Smut)
Inazuma
Red string
The Crux Clash
Side chick
Almond Tofu recipe
Shopping and fireworks
Let me take you dancing
Almond to my tofu
Childe's kamera
Workplace
Daily reading
Busy being-
Gift ideas
Pyro x Hydro
Hey girlie
Yoimiya
Want to see my whip?
I love you
Seelies
Author is busy therefore
Make that face you made during the latern rite
Crystalflies
Drunk
Rawr
Fighting
A contract
Submissive and-
-Breedable
What do you want?
2.1
Wishing fountain
Trapdoor (Smut)
Dreaming
Trapdoor aftermath
Hilichurls
Sleepy
Passing by
Relief
Fluffy
Ily
Shenanigans
Marry me
Paimon rants
Family meetings
Trust me
Celestia
Mommy
Electro oceanid
Medic
Fishing
Washer
Propose?
Homework
Lovely
Random texts
Firework testing
Intoxicated (smut)
Yummy
Childe trainer
What snow is to me
Dango milk
Naptime
Deadly
Story teller
Teapot
Take a break (smut)
Rain stops no one
Flute
Working (smut)
Deeds
Moonchase festival
Bath
Cuddling session
New gliders
Kokomi
Pickup lines
Thoma
Harmless pranking?
Author has writer's block therefore
Pampered
Freeze tag
Overworked
Mafia au
Part 2 mafia au
My abyss prince
Aether and Xiao picnic
Xiaother special dish
Newly Weds get wed once again
200
Different kinds of Anemo (smut)
A song for the both of us
Tsurumi island
Kamera memories
Follow me?
I love you

Sweet dreams

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By A1mondT0fu

Credits to Ashiya-Karomi , if you haven't already I recommend checking their profile out.

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A night after adventuring and conquering the two companions slept in their bed.

Xiao heard rustling and soft panting.
His eyes fluttered open, sitting up to look around the room.
To his left was Aether moaning in what Xiao perceived as pain.

Quickly jumping up, Xiao hesitantly reached out his hand. Shaking the traveler lightly.
Aether didn't wake up, except his breathing quickened. Panting louder and chest rising and falling from his deep breaths.

The Adeptus wanted Aether's suffering to end, therefore he closed his eyes and feasted on the boy's dream.

The taste was sweet, something similar to the emergency food's favorite candy. Which was called chocolate, it made Xiao shiver at the taste.

"What an odd dream."
Xiao mumbled.

.
.
.
.

Xiao walked out to see Aether lying his head on the table.
"Why..."
The boy mumbled.

The Adeptus walked over and shook the boy. "Traveler are you of good health?"
Aether looked up, his eyes close to tears.

"It's stupid."
Aether muttered, turning his head to face the other way.
"It must not be stupid if you seem upset."

I thought I had removed the nightmare,
Xiao thought.

"Well I guess it doesn't matter since we're together anyway-"
Aether's voice trailed off.

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.
.

"Traveler I didn't know!"
Aether was clinging to Xiao's leg as the Adeptus tried to escape from the needy boy's grasp.

"NO! NOW YOU OWE ME! FOLLOW ME TO BED!"
Aether whined, hugging Xiao's leg.
"Traveler I have work!"

"WORK ON MAKING ME HAPPY SINCE YOU ATE THE DELICIOUS DREAM!"

"Y-you"

The two stop, looking towards the hallway. In the doorway emerged the two's emergency food, hand gripping the door tightly.
Her eyes gazed upon the sight, expression blank.
"If Paimon hears bed creaking Paimon will LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK!"

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