Why do you look like you've just accepted a marriage proposal?
This is just toothpaste ah!
Bai YueSheng felt like he'd been hollowed out by all of these antics. Qiu ChangFeng you're over a thousand years old, can you stop behaving like a three year old child!
Ah Jiu summarized it succinctly. "People in romances are really goddamn mentally retarded."
Bai YueSheng: "The problem is I'm not in a romantic relationship with him."
Ah Jiu: "Oh I see. So turns out a romantic relationship doesn't comprise of eating together, living together and sleeping together."
Bai YueSheng: "......" After a pause he stubbornly insisted: "It's just not okay!"
Ah Jiu waved his hand: "You're the person involved so of course what you say goes."
Bai YueSheng really felt what it meant to have internal injuries. Ever since he accepted this mission his family status has kept dropping. First all of these damned guys crossed time and space to bully him, and then his family's generous, tolerant and open minded (this is sarcasm) system Ah Jiu turned into creature that won't be satisfied unless he can every day make Bai YueSheng uncomfortable to the point of speechlessness!
So tired. Trying to crawl towards the pinnacle of life was really an arduous and difficult task...
But only like this can he have a sense of accomplishment okay! No one can stop him. He would definitely protect this Mother Earth and fulfill his promotion mission! He would become the youngest manager (T/N: of Time and Space Bureau) and become an unquestioned winner in life!
After giving himself this encouragement, Bai YueSheng could finally manage to overlook this blindingly shiny "ring". He said in a cold voice, "He he."
Qiu ChangFeng pretended not to have heard him. He carefully put away the ring and said in a good mood, "Are you hungry? Come, lets eat."
Bai YueSheng hesitated and in the end he lost to the smell of food in the air. He obediently washed up and went to the kitchen table.
The apartment had already been completely restored. After Lance and Qiu ChangFeng's fight everything had been wiped clean. But after the two of them had stopped everything had been restored to its original appearance. It wasn't an illusion either but seemed to be something akin to plucking things out from space. As for where these things had been plucked from... Bai YueSheng didn't want to think about t.
After eating his fill, Bai YueSheng looked at the time. It was about time to go to the school.
He had just changed his clothes when the apartment door opened.
To see Lance's bright smile early in the morning was really a thing of beauty.
Of course... only Bai YueSheng felt this way.
Before anyone could open their mouth, Qiu ChangFeng directly walked over and with a "peng!" shut the door. He concocted a few seals inlaid with some complex and intricate spells.
Bai YueSheng: "....."
"Boom!" There was a loud noise and the weather-proof security door was finally defeated by his Majesty the God-King. It was blown to smithereens and the particles drifted pitifully in the air.
And the person responsible for this was still full of smiles. A pair of blue eyes curved like half-moons. "Ah Sheng, good morning."
Good morning my ass! What about my door!
Bai YueSheng puffed out his chest. He was just about to restore the door when he suddenly heard the sound of the door across the hall opening.
Bai YueSheng sucked in a breath and quickly created a spell to hide Lance and the empty door, temporarily restoring its original appearance.
At this moment the person across the hall appeared in their doorway. It was a man wearing casual home clothing.
"What happened?" This person looked as though they had just woken up. His hair was very messy and his neckline was loose. Although he was wearing slippers but because of his height and his good figure, he made wearing these casual clothes seem extremely beguiling and sexy.
Bai YueSheng looked up slightly and when their eyes his heart leapt.
Oh my God! So handsome!
The eyebrows were straight like a sword, the nose high and the lips thin. His entire face looked like a precious jade carving, it was perfectly beautiful!
{T/N: No it's not another ML! This is the lead character in "Need to Propose to 7 Men" Chu MuYun! His description might sound like a gong and you wouldn't be too wrong because he indeed was a gong in his normal life, but in the story he becomes a shou 🙂 I love this kind of shou who is super strong and charismatic like a gong. If you can't tell I love Chu MuYun haha. If you haven't read "Need to Propose to 7 Men" read it right after this! BYS also makes an important cameo appearance at the end of that novel.}
Bai YueSheng hesitated and could only recover after some time. "It's- it's nothing!"
The neighbour smiled slightly. His dark eyes carried electricity. "Just then I thought I heard something? It sounded like something being blown up."
En, the security door was indeed blown up, but I can't say that....
Bai YueSheng could only try to make something up. "It was the microwave oven. En, I was careless and put in a iron plate and fried it."
However... iron plates won't actually explode in a microwave oven but this neighbour seemed to be polite and seeing he was okay, didn't ask any more questions. He only smiled and said, "Be more careful next time.}
{T/N: My good readers, I'm not sure if iron plates will actually explode or not so please don't use this story as a reference for your cooking needs..}
Bai YueSheng nodded vigorously. Actually he really wanted to exchange names and contact details with this neighbour and maybe set a date for when they can meet up and have a chat but with these two gods beside him, he was worried about the good-looking neighbour's safety. So he had better be obedient and not say a thing...
After this episode, Bai YueSheng removed the illusion . His security gate had changed back from powder into steel and had resumed its position.
Yes yes, God-King you are amazing. God-King you can do anything!
In order to prevent these two from creating any more trouble, Bai YueSheng took the initiative to say. "I'm going the school. If I delay any longer, I'll be late for class."
Qiu ChangFeng said, "I'll send you."
Bai YueSheng glanced at him. "No need. I'll take Lance's car."
Qiu ChangFeng's brow furrowed and Bai YueSheng hurried to add, "I want to eat sweet and sour fish for lunch. I heard that fish from the deep sea are the most delicious, particularly the ones from Hokkaido. The ones that are freshly caught are the best."
The meaning was very clear. When it came to Bai YueSheng, Qiu ChangFeng would do everything personally.
Qiu ChangFeng hesitated.
Bai YueSheng looked up at him and said softly, "Ah Feng. The ones you make are the most delicious."
Qiu ChangFeng's heart moved slightly. He kissed his lips and aid. "I'll make it for you for lunch."
{T/N: In China it's traditional to go home at lunch for food and a nap, same concept as a siesta. I think the lunch time may be longer but in exchange you also work later into the evening. If you live far away from the office you can even lie down in your office to sleep during your lunch break.}
Although Lance's eyes were filled with killing intent, but Bai YueSheng at least had handled Qiu ChangFeng and he thought it was now unlikely the two of them would start a major fight over the question of leaving the house.
Bai YueSheng left, "I'll be going now."
Qiu ChangFeng said in unusually obedient tone, "Go on."
Bai YueSheng felt somewhat uneasy but he figured that this plan shouldn't have any problems and he should be able to push through the day.
After going downstairs and seeing Lance's car.... Although Bai YueSheng now felt he didn't have a complete grasp on this world, but based on his knowledge this kind of car would extremely stand out even in his school full of rich second generations.
Bai YueSheng said helplessly. "Can you change the car?"
Lance paused.
Bai YueSheng looked around. There was already a lot of people around in the morning. If his Majesty the God-King suddenly decided to play some magic tricks with the car, then he probably didn't need to go to school anymore but could directly go to the end of the universe.
"It's fine don't worry." Bai YueSheng got in the car.
Lance suddenly said, "Next time I'll bring the griffin around."
Bai YueSheng was terrified. "What, why?!" That beast could open its mouth and eat an entire five story apartment building!
Lance said, "This kind of car is unworthy of you. I've been training some griffins in the God Temple. They will be perfect for pulling a carriage."
Bai YueSheng, "....." Big brother you misunderstood ah. Baby doesn't think the car isn't good enough, baby thinks the car is too good!
{T/N: Baby is referring to himself lol.}
Unfortunately he didn't get time to speak because... Lance suddenly hit the breaks and the car screeched to a halt.
Bai YueSheng was after all not a normal human. He didn't lurch forward due to the inertia but instead only slightly shook. "What happened?"
Lance looked in the rear view mirror.
Bai YueSheng turned around and saw the man sitting in the backseat, long dark hair spread around him.
Qiu ChangFeng! Why don't you obediently go and catch fish but instead appear in the car?
Bai YueSheng's heart was very tired. He asked, "Did you catch the fish?"
Qiu ChangFeng pointed to his middle finger. Bai YueSheng saw that in the QianKun ring there was a lively fish leaping around.
{T/N: Similar to a QianKun bag I assume from the cultivation stories. Basically space storage ring.}
"...." Bai YueSheng didn't want to give up. "I don't like it, it's too ugly. I want one that's both good looking and good to eat."
Qiu ChangFeng: "Give me your hand."
Bai YueSheng didn't have a good feeling but in the end he still passed his hand over.
As soon as Qiu ChangFeng touched it they vanished from the car. When he opened his eyes he was already at the bottom of the ocean.
Ah Jiu: "Coordinates are Hokkaido, three kilometres below sea level."
Bai YueSheng: "......................................................................"
Qiu ChangFeng asked him tenderly, "Which one do you like? I'll catch it for you."
Bai YueSheng really wanted to kneel down. Goddamn can how he go on!
"I need to go to class!" He said angrily.
After this there was an immense turbulence at the bottom of the ocean. The person who should have been driving a luxury car also appeared.
Lance said coldly, "Return Ah Sheng to me."
Qiu ChangFeng glanced at him. "When did he become yours?"
Watching these two scary bear kindergarten children bullying Mother Ocean made Bai YueSheng really want to panic. He said, "Both of you give your hands to me."
Without waiting for their response Bai YueSheng grabbed one with each hand. He told Ah Jiu told release 30% of his power and successfully transported them to the school.
If there's any more delay, I'm going to be late!
As an ordinary civilian teacher being late is a big no no!
Bai YueSheng's entire body was very wet. Lance didn't go to find a place to change but instead used his power to dry them.
After he was dry, Bai YueSheng said to the two, "I'm warning you two. Don't fight! If you create any trouble, then neither of you can stay here!"
There was no time to talk any longer. Bai YueSheng hurried to swipe himself in, picked up his books and went to the classroom.
His classroom was usually very empty. Occasionally there would be a two or three little kittens that couldn't find a good place to sleep so would come to take a nap.
So Bai YueSheng didn't take it too seriously. He only hurried to the classroom to make pretend and also to let himself rest for a bit. He had almost been tortured to death by these two devils!
Just as he was thinking this, he crossed the threshold of the classroom and paused.
Did he go to the wrong place? How come there was so many people in the room?
He had been reaching for over half a year and he had never seen so many students before!
What was going on?
Bai YueSheng carefully looked at the number plate by the door. There was no mistake, this was the classroom he taught in.
So the question was... why was there so many students here to listen to his class? Why didn't they obediently stay home to sleep, play games, engage in romances and express their endless youth....? Why the hell did they want to listen to this boring political class ah?!
Teacher Bai's face was full of question marks as he came into the classroom.
At once glance he could see there was over 300 people, it was extremely noisy!
But as soon as Bai YueSheng came in the classroom became significantly more quiet. However there was a lot of whispering still going on.
Luckily Bai YueSheng had released some of his power so his ears and eyes were very perceptive. Don't talk about whispering he could even hear the heartbeats of some of the students who were psychologically weaker.
"Aiya! How politics teacher is really beautiful!"
Bai YueSheng: Not that beautiful.
"How come I didn't discover it before? He's really a big beauty!"
Bai YueSheng: Please don't discover it now.
"I really want to go out with him. I really want to have his monkey babies!"
Bai YueSheng: ..... sister, are you are monkey or am I the monkey?
"Teacher should be a "number zero" right.... I really want to f*** him!"
{T/N: "Number zero" slang for shou/uke. "Number one" is slang for gong/seme.}
Bai YueSheng: Where did these bear students come from? Prepare to fail!
Although Bai YueSheng listened angrily but he was also able to glean some useful information from these whispers.
It turned out to be like this.
Previously there had been a female student who had listened to one of his classes. Because the classroom had been empty for such a long time, Bai YueSheng actually felt quite happy to see a living person so he had spoken a few words with her. The sister had seen that he was kind and good looking (the latter was the important part), so she actually came to a few consecutive classes.
Because of seeing Bai YueSheng three times a week, the student was affected by the Lucky S Physique and so her luck rose to the sky.
She passed the audition for the talent show she initially had no hope in. Not only this but she was also chosen by xxx Director to become a highly valued trainee and her path in the show was extremely smooth and in the end she won the championship with no problems! And now she was preparing to make her debut!
Not only that but the female student's family's business which was on the verge of collapsing suddenly revived. Her father who had wanted to commit suicide found a reason for living and her mother's illness suddenly became better. It was really as though fortune had been piled upon her making her immensely shocked.
Because of this all the people around her approached her asking her which temple she had burned incense at in order to obtain such good fortune.
And this sister for some reason said, "I have to thank my politics teacher."
Thanking a teacher was not something unusual but a vocal music student thanking a politics teacher was a little bit strange....
This sister then complimented this political teacher to the heavens, describing him as a godly beauty with a godly temperament who if you just stood by his side, you could feel the hope in living....
Bai YueSheng: Goddamn ridiculous!
Ah Jiu: This sister worked hard. To be able to compliment a human scum to this extent is really not easy.
Although this sister's influence was not so big that any media would come to interview her politics teacher, however within the school the news had spread far and wide.
The politics teacher was a godly beauty?
Aiya! Must go and have a look. So as a result Bai YueSheng's class was filled to maximum capacity. Not only on the seats but even the stairs were filled with melon-eating audience members!
{T/N: "Melon eating" – I think like popcorn eating. So curious onlookers.}
If it was just like this actually Bai YueSheng would not be too worried.
As long as his popularity score did not go above 10,000 it would be okay. These three or four hundred people wouldn't make a big difference. And these kids only wanted to see something fresh and new. As long as he seriously lectured them on the twenty-four mantras of a harmonious society, then presumably by the next class half of them would be already gone. After a few days these lively jumping monkeys should disappear without a trace.
However.... Surprises always like to come hand in hand with other surprises.
So just as he was preparing to start his lecture, the classroom door opened.
When the two blinding men entered at the tame time the entire classroom exploded.
Oh my god!
Is this the legendary "good looking enough to smash though the heavens"?!
T/N: Next chapter – it's all fun and games til someone's feelings get hurt
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