Naruto:"Shadow clones? Maaaan! I'm starting to think this isn't a roll of magic toilet paper."
Tsunade:"Good, maybe he won't actually take a crap on a historical relic."
Jiraiya:"Heh, it would be funny if he did."
Minato:"I don't think it wouls sensei."
Sarutobi:"All right you poor excuses for henchmen."
Sannin:".......sensei?"
Naruto:"Boy, this is awkward."
R/N:"But we're ninja-"
Sarutobi:"Henchmen! And this is the last time that Thugumaki hoodlum causes problems. This time, I want you to sendhim sleeping with the fishes!"
Then all the n8nja scattered to find Naruto.
Naruto:"HE'S GOING GO KILL ME!?"
Asher:"Calm down, he's not going to kill you so relax."
Jiraiya:"This just gets weirder and weirder."
While all the ninja searching, we see Kakashi vibing, listening to some rap on a stereo, while smoking.
Kurenai looks at kakashi in disappointment, she did not like people smoking.
Kakashi:"What? I don't smoke."
Kakashi:"wait, what was I doing again?"
Kakashi:".......Though that does sound kinda like me."
The scene cut off to Iruka wearing sunglasses interrogating Naruto.
Iruka:"Hands where I can see em Ninja! you got any kunai on ya, any illegal curse marks? You smokin that leaf? Yeah that's right, I know what you ninjas are on! And I don't mean the village buster!"
Anko:"Haha, you do realize your a ninja too you idiot."
Iruka:"*sigh* Yes Anko, I do k ow I'm a ninja too."
Naruto:"Damn Iruka, you slow as shit. I had enough time to get 5 session out the way. Oh a-and I learnt some new jutsu."
Tsunade:"Oh kami, he did shit on the forbidden scroll."
Jiraiya:"Hehe it'll be a nice surprise to sensei that's for sure."
Iruka:"O-oh kami, is that ehat that smell is?!"
Naruto is coughing while farting making a green cloud.
Kiba:"God I hate you Naruto."
Naruto:"What? It was the only way to beat you."
Kiba:"It was embarrassing."
Shino:"It's okay that you lost Kiba, even if was because you smelled Naruto's fart."
Kiba:"*sigh* You don't help Shino."
Naruto:"Yeah cause, sensei turquois, he said if I wipe my ass with these secret scrolls, I'd learn what I needed to pass!"
Everyone looked at the mysterious being with utter confusion and disgust.
Asher:"What can I tell ya, it's a parody."
Iruka:"Naruto these are sacred scrolls, historic relics! Do you have any idea- huh?"
Iruka then saw shuriken flying right at them.
Iruka:"Move!"
He then got hit with those shuriken at he pushed Naruto away.
Iruka:"Aw shit, freakin turquoise! Is this all you."
Anko:"Of course it is you idiot."
Iruka:"I'm not gonna say anything anymore."
Mizuki:"My name is Mizuki god dammit! I am sick and tired of you mother fuckers calling me a color that isn't even the same as my hair!"
Naruto:"Really?!"
Everyone face palmed.
Naruto:"I mean you never said anything."
Everyone then anime fell because of this Naruto's stupidity.
Iruka:"Honestly I thought he liked it. Kinda like a uhh-"
Naruto:"Like a pet name."
Iruka:"Yeah exactly!"
Naruto:"Big fact."
Tsunade:"It's official, your both idiots."
Mizuki:"Shut up! I'm about to make my biiiiig reveal."
Naruto:"Ew! Pedophile!"
Iruka:"Dude, you've gone too far."
Mizuki:"It's not like that! Jesus christ! Y'know what, fuck it. Naruto secretly is the
Iruka:"Wets the bed!/Nine tailed fox!"
Naruto:"I do not! Well, maybe that one time. But still!"
Jiraiya:"It's okay Naruto, everyone has their bed wetting moments."
Naruto:"Shut up!"
Satsuki:"So that's when you figured out you were the nine tail host huh."
Naruto:"Yep, but it turned out all right in the end."
All:"........What?!"
Mizuki:"How do you not know!? The entire village knows!"
Naruto:"Am I going to die!?"
Mizuki:"Yes! You! Are!"
Mizuki then threw a giant shuriken at Naruto, Naruto tried to escape but only tripped on his own feet.
Naruto:"Oh no."
Before the shuriken made contact Iruka intercepted and it hit him on the back.
Iruka:"Now I know your probably wondering *in Naruto voice* Why did Iruka sensei save me? *normal voice* It's because Naruto, I am a man of action."
Naruto:"Really?"
Iruka:"Yeah, also if I let you die *whispering* everyone will really think I'm racist."
Ino:"Wow, just wow."
Kakashi:"My respect for you has just lowered."
Iruka:"Oh c'mon! That's isn't the me me!"
Naruto:"Are you going to tell me sad back story now?"
Iruka:"I would, but I think I punctured a lung. RUN!"
Tsunade:"Thwre were not fatal injuries at most you would die of blood loss."
Shizune:"A-at a time like this lady Tsunade?"
Tsunade:"*shrugs* meh."
Naruto:"No!"
Iruka:"Oh good, wait what."
Naruto:"Don't you see sensei, I got the nine tails in me. That means I'm stronger than him. It means I'm better than him."
Iruka:'Oh no.'
Naruto:"It means I could kill him."
Kiba:"Woah, dark."
Tenten:"No kidding."
Kurama:"Do it! Don't talk, just eaaat."
Sakura:"That's even creepier."
Ino:"You can say that again."
Mizuki:"Hah! You couldn't kill an ant. That's why I framed you for the graffiti, and made Iruka look racist-"
Iruka:"*Off screen* THAT WAS YOU!?"
Mizuki:"Heh, you are just a stupid kid that wiped his ass with some washed up scrolls."
Jiraiya:"No respects the forbidden scroll anymore these days."
Orochimaru:"Nope."
Naruto then made his signature shadow clone jutsu to make hundreds of clones.
Clone1:"Oh yeah, we gone beat that ass."
Clone2:"Yeah lets take down his ass."
Clone3:"Yeah thats fo sho."
Satsuki:"Why are thay talking like that?"
Asher:"Meh, don't worry about it."
Mizuki:"You mean wiping your ass with magic toulet paper actually worked?! That's bullshit!"
Clone1:"Oh yeah we gon break his kneecaps!"
Clone4:"Oh yeah I'm down with that!"
Mizuki:"*Girly scream*"
Then it showed Mizuki beheaded with only the bone sticking out from his body, and blood all over the ground.
Naruto:"Ahhhh~ what happened? Did I win?"
Iruka:'Oh this kid is crazy, he just ate a whole god damn human. I gotta get the hell out of here!"
Kushina:"He ate him!?"
Asher:"Remember, parody, plus most of that was of the nine tail fox influencing him."
Kurama:"Heh, he ate him.....nice."
Naruto:"What is wrong with you."
Kurama:"Alot of things."
(A/N:Hey, another short chapter sorry, I didn't get any sleep last night with my coughing fit. But I feel better so there's that. Hope you enjoyed the chapter have a nice day.)