sinterklaas was riding his horse amerigo (fuck ozosnel). he was going very fast.
suddenly amerigo stops and sinterklaas falls on the ground. his dick hits a very hard rock and it hurts.
"OUCH MY DICK" sinterklaas cries out. he starts sobbing like a kanker baby.
"just stop your crying it's a sign of the times..." he hears someone sing. it's coming (🥺) from the sky.
sinterklaas looks up and ... what's that? is it a vogel? is it a vliegtuig? no! it's harry styles!
harry flies away before sinterklaas can even say anything.
he wants to get up but remembers his dick hurts. the kanker man starts crying again.
a big fat ugly ass pig starts walking towards him.
"hey? are you okay?" he asks.
"no my dick hurts uwu" sinterklaas says.
"can i kiss it better uwu sussy baka pls pls pls pls" the pig begs.
the pig doesn't know sinterklaas has a begging kink and he gets hard.
"can i know your name first?" sinterklaas asks.
"i'm daddy pig" *OINKS*
sinterklaas also has a daddy kink and he cums in his tabberd.
"oh" daddy pig says.
"i'm sorry you're just too sexy to walk around in that blue tight shirt of yours." sinterklaas says.
"that shirt isn't the only tight thing i have..." daddy pig smirks. "oh and i didn't quite catch your name..?"
"i'm sinterklaas." sinterklaas says. "but you can call me sinterdaddy if you want."
daddy pig moans and oinks.
"baka you can't do this to me" he says, breathing heavily.
"do what?" sinterklaas asks.
daddy pig blushes and stares at sinterklaas with wide eyes.
"say it or i'll make you whore." sinterklaas groans.
"will you fuck me?" he asks.
"sure let's go to the big pietenhuis first." The Sint says.
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a/n
hi whores i was bored a few days ago so i made this. tell me if u want the smut or d1€ 🥺🤞 /j
be a baka because bakas live forever #yuh