Wedding music above^^^^^^
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Teruhashi blushed as she saw ryuk walk down the aisle. It was Ryuk and L's wedding. She wanted to marry ryuk.
Then teruhashi saw y/n.
"OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD UWU?!" She screamed. Like, stfu its a wedding.
"As we floated down like Mary Poppins I let go of dazai and he fell to his death. I thought and thought. I realised I am in love with Yoriichi. We got married this sunday." You (sebastian bails) reply.
Ryuk walked down the aisle with his titties that were actually apples.
This bitch be cheating on Kurapissa again tf Teruhashi thought.
L was so nervous he hugged his miku body pillow nervously.
I need to crash wedding I need ryuk Teruhashi thought.
Gojo, the priest who just came back from the bathroom starts the wedding.
"L do you take Ryuk as your wife?" Gojo asks L.
L thinks.
"Hurry this shit up I have a dick enlargener appointment in 8 minutes." Gojo whispers menacingly.
Gojo then asks Ryuk, "Ryuk do you take L as your waifu?"
Ryuk thinks that he thinks that I think that teruhashi thinks that gojo has dick enlargener appointment so he has to make this fast.
Teruhashi dies and comes back to life]]/.
Teruhashi asks ryuk to come with her to the bathroom because she cant get her purse outta the toilet. He follows her and they are in bathrooom stall teruhashi locks the bathroom stall and....
What did you think was gonna happen botch???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Ryuk helps her get the purse outta the toilet.
"Ry-Ryuk-sama?"
"Ye?"
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-II-I-I-I-I-I-I-I like you."
"I like you too!" Ryuk replies.
"really?!?!" Teruhashi's heart goes boom boob boom* sorry typo. (insert tanjiro saying boom boom)
"Yeah! We ARE friends right?"
Teruhashi whips out hanako's knife and murders Ryuk.
She feeds his corpse to Hisoka.
"Keep this a secret." Teruhashi says to Hisoka.
"Mk" Hisoka says walking outta the bathroom.
"HEY EVERYBODY!!!" Hisoka shouts. Everybody pays attention to him.
"TERUHASHI KILLED RYUK"
"M-my love..." L says sadly.
"I never got to gangbang (y/n) with ryuk :(" L says sadly. "Thats why we got married in the first place"
"What😃the😃fuck😇" (y/n) screeches.
"Look at these pics everyone 😇"
"Oops. Sorry that was meant for Illumi" hisoka says.
"NO THATS WRONG" naegi screams.
"Wait it's actually write. Sorry I meant right*"
To be continued...
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