LUCAS:
hi guysssssssss
LIANNE:
that's a lot of s's
im guessing the date went well then?
LUCAS:
amazing
i gave her your instagram lianne
LIANNE:
SO THATS WHO FOLLOWED ME
i was wondering who she was and why
you followed her too
doyoung follows her too apparently
LUCAS:
really???
im wondering why
HAEWON:
you didnt give her my instagram 😿😿
JENO:
hi?
HAEWON:
helloooooo
LUCAS:
you arent my little sister
HAEWON:
oh right you guys are related
JISUNG:
they sure don't look like it
JENO:
woah hey that's my saying
JISUNG:
🔊NO ONE CARES🔊
JENO:
rude ass
MINHEE:
i wanna know yukhei's future girlfriend's
insta toooooo
SHOTARO:
im pretty curious
MINHEE:
HI SHOTSRO 💗💞💖💘💕💗
SHOTARO:
HI MINHEE
YANGYANG:
HI MINHEE 💖💕💖💞💗
MINHEE:
hi boyfriend
LIANNE:
shes @danbitch
LUCAS:
she has a brother too
he was cool
HAECHAN:
i already have sungchan as competition
AND NOW ANOTHER GUY ???
SUNGCHAN:
competition for ?????
HAECHAN:
renjun's love obvi
RENJUN:
i hate ALL OF YOU
JAEMIN:
no you dont
you love us
RENJUN:
sadly
CHENLE has added DANBI
XIAOJUN:
?????????
CHENLE:
since everyone was busy BEING STUPID
i got to know her quickly and she wants
to meet us
HENDERY:
where she at??
is she a ninja??
DANBI:
i wish i was
LUCAS:
hey danbi !
DANBI:
hi lucas !
MARK:
stranger danger !
LIANNE:
yukhei's date
MARK:
oh
speaking of dates
you wanna go on one?
LUCAS:
pls just leave the house
go to your own and spend time
with taeyong
ANYWHERE BUT HERE
LIANNE:
calm your tits i'm going
DANBI:
you're lianne !
LIANNE:
yes and you are ??
DANBI:
im kim danbi, 22
and the girl your brother is seeing lol
LIANNE:
that's great !
make him happy
XIAOJUN:
im no expert but i think we should all
introduce ourselves
DANBI:
yes please that would be really helpful
LUCAS:
you know me
DANBI:
yes i do and can't wait for that next date
JISUNG:
wait i wanna go first
CHENLE:
NO IM GOING FIRST
JAEMIN:
CALM DOWN
HENDERY:
oooo can we go in age order
CHENLE:
that means jisung goes last so sure !
LUCAS:
im the oldest
RENJUN:
clearly we aren't talking about you
YANGYANG:
NO WAIT BEFORE WE GET TOO
COMFORTABLE
SHE HAS TO PASS THE TEST
SHOTARO:
YOURE RIGHT
DANBI:
test?
am i going to be sacrificed or something?
JISUNG:
yes
RENJUN:
no stop being a little bitch jisung
JISUNG:
salty ass
YANGYANG:
FIRST QUESTION
are you a bitch
DANBI:
i dont think so ?
my brother would say otherwise but
im not a mean person generally
YANGYANG:
hmmmm
ARE YOU HERE IN AN ATTEMPT
TO BREAK UP ANY OF THE EXISTING
COUPLES?
DANBI:
uh no i'm pretty happy to be going
on dates with lucas and im not a
home wrecker lmao
YANGYANG:
LAST QUESTION
are you a pick me girl
DANBI:
fuck no
YANGYANG:
she passed
MARK:
then continuing with introductions
im mark, almost 23
im dating lianne she's so amazing and
gorgeous i love her so pls don't try
stealing her from me
i already have to worry
about minhee and haewon
i dont need another girl becoming
my girlfriends girlfriend
DANBI:
can't make any promises mark
she's veryyy pretty
LIANNE:
why thank you
LUCAS:
AHT AHT LIANNE
BACK AWAY
LIANNE:
go away
XIAOJUN:
MY TURN
hi im xiaojun also 23 soon
my eyebrows are so damn amazing
and im a great fucking singer
DANBI:
had to stalk the instagram and
oh wow his eyebrows really are amazing
XIAOJUN:
told you so
HENDERY:
HI IM HENDERY
ALSO TURNING 23 SOON
CHENLE'S COUSIN
AND IM LUCAS'S BEST FRIEND
SO IF YOU HURT HIM I'LL HATE
YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
DANBI:
nice to meet you too
AND I WONT HURT HIM
HENDERY:
YOU BETTER NOT
LUCAS:
he's very sweet trust me
DANBI:
i'll trust you
MINHEE:
ooo it's my turn
hi im minhee and im 22
im datifn yangyang's baby ass
and he is my bitch so if he tries
to tell you otherwise, know he's lying
you can easily look at his bio and
know that he is my bitcj
also ceo of #hoelifeornolife
and i also make a lot of typikg mistakes
so pls don't mind that
DANBI:
so yangyang is minhee's bitch got it
YANGYANG:
love u gf
MINHEE:
ew love u too
RENJUN:
hi im next
im renjun
certified bitch™️
jk but i love my friends with my entire
heart even if they are the biggest
dumbasses to roam this earth
JAEMIN:
AWWW HE CARES ABOUT US
RENJUN:
ew
anyways i'm 22 as well and single
andddd chinese
DANBI:
nice to meet you renjun !
i hope you won't consider me one
of the "dumbasses"
CHENLE:
the only people he doesn't consider a
dumbass are lianne, sometimes mark,
sometimes minhee, sungchan and shotaro
DANBI:
oh wow
JENO:
my turn
im jeno
22
i recently started dating haewon
she's great
HAEWON:
hey im haewon
LIANNE:
yes you are sweetie
JENO:
i sometimes model on the side idk
pretty much it
DANBI:
well that's cool!
youre name is also pretty familiar
i don't know why
HAECHAN:
HI IM HAECHAN
im 22 years old and i am so much
better than a lot of the people in here
and im also trying to win renjun's love
JISUNG:
we're witnesses to the love thing
DANBI:
interestingg
JAEMIN:
hiiii !
im jaemin
almost 22
jisung's stepbrother
and i loveee bunnies and pink!
DANBI:
nice to meet you jaemin!
JAEMIN:
nice to meet you too !
HAEWON:
MY TURN
hi im haewon!
in love with minhee and lianne and you
could be included in that list
also dating jeno
WHICH IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IM SO
LUCKY
turning 22 and have cool tattoos
and related to nam joohyuk
DANBI:
REALLY ???
NAM JOOHYUK?
HAEWON:
no but i wish
that would've been awesome tho
DANBI:
def would have
YANGYANG:
it's go time motherfuckers
im liu yangyang and know many
languages
im also minhee's bitch and very in love with
her and trying to persuade mark to
be my boyfriend like how minhee
and haewon and lianne are girlfriends
but he refuses
#certifiedstoryteller
oh yeah and 21
DANBI:
thats... interesting
LIANNE:
my turn
im lianne! or also lijing
im lucas's sister and mark's girlfriend
i love them both very much
im also 21 ! my birthday is in a few months
DANBI:
nice to meet you!
lucas told me a lot about you
LIANNE:
awww that's sweet
SHOTARO:
hi!
im shotaro !
also 21 and from japan!
DANBI:
that's cool! nice to meet you!
MINHEE:
shotaro is so cute i love him
SHOTARO:
😊😊😊
SUNGCHAN:
i guess it's time for me
jung sungchan
tall, handsome and emotionally unavailable
just like the bio says
20 turning 21
#model or whatever
DANBI:
nice to meet you!
CHENLE:
MY TURN
hi im zhong chenle and hendery's dumbass
is my cousin
im 20 turning 21 and jisung's best friend
so if we argue, just don't question it
also the one who talked to you before adding
you
DANBI:
i remember the adding part
and got it
also you're so adorable wtf
CHENLE:
thank you!
JISUNG:
my cue bitches
hi im park jisung
im 20 and the youngest
im amazing at dancing so don't be
surprised if you lose in just dance to me
and jaemin is my stepbrother and
chenle is my best friend
DANBI:
aww it's nice to meet you!
JISUNG:
you too!
LUCAS:
that was everyone right?
HENDERY:
yessir
RENJUN:
great back to wanting to murder haechan
HAECHAN:
WHATD I DO
RENJUN:
I KNOW YOU STOLE MY SHIRT YOU
BITCH
HAECHAN:
nOOOOO
RENJUN:
THEN WHATS THAT ON YOUR RECENT
POST????
HAECHAN:
UMMMM
RENJUN:
IM GONNA KILL YOU
HAECHAN:
I AM NOW RUNNING
DANBI:
should we be concerned
LUCAS:
nah
you'll get used to it
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hello how are we feeling about this ?