A/n: CRACKHEAD ENERGY ALERT I'm so sorry.
"This is fucking amazing dude!" Steve hysterically laughed as he stumbled around the dropping elevator.
"HA!" I shouted in reply, finding the word 'dude' extremely hilarious.
I have no idea what's wrong with me. We where stabbed in the neck with a massive sword thing by a creepy old man and then saved by two little children. Haaaaa what a funny series of events. How are we even here? Why is the room moving? Oh yeahhh we're in an elevator. That's so funny.
Steve's SURFING NOW! OH MY GOD!
"WOOOOOOOO look look! It looks like I'm-"
"Surfing!" Steve and Robin shouted in union, shoving each other around on the metal thing they where standing on. What's it called? I have no idea haaaaaahahah.
"Are they drunk?" The small child asked.
"Why would they be drunk?" Another replied.
Woah. They're multiplying.
"OWWWWWW" Steve shouted as he fell onto the floor. What an idiot.
"Steve.... STEVE." The boy slapped him straight around the face. What the fuck.
"Guys I'm so hungry right now." I stated, plonking myself next to Robin.
"Oh my god- I would kill for a hotdog on a stick."
I stood up and moved away. I am not taking that risk.
"Food, yes food" Steve agreed.
"Can we stop off at the food court on the way back?" Robin pleaded the boy, holding her hands in a fist.
"Yes, we can stop off at the food court and you can have all the food you want... but you've got to tell me what's wrong with you. Are you drugged?"
Robins eyes grew and I grinned at her, ready to stuff all the food in my face. Haha that's so gross-
"How many times DADDDDD I don't drugs... it's only marijuana" Steve grinned, booping the boys' nose.
Robin laughed, like, so much. Shush.
"Lolllll, Steve you're gonna die." I deadpanned, staring at him. He widened his eyes at me.
"Oooooooo"
"We all die my strange little child friend, it's just a matter of how, and when." Robin put her hand on my shoulder.
"Bitch-" I looked at her. "Did u just call me a child...?" Lol, her speech was so deep.
"How're we getting outta here anyway?"
The small little child asked, screwing up her face at the flailing Steve.
"The car, Steve where's the car keys?"
"uH oH" Steve smiled.
"Don't be sillyyyyyyy" I slurred, "you can't drive, you're only 4"
"I'm 14. Steve give me the car keys."
"Ooh sorry" I replied really sarcastically. Pahahah I'm so drugged right now.
"The car is off the board. The Russians. They took the car...HAAAAAAA that's a bummer right??!!"
The boy looked at his friend while Robin wheezed in the corner.
"Let's stay in here. It's quite cozy actually." I suggested, laying on the floor.
Robin screwed her eyebrows up at me.
"It stinks like pee what're you on about."
"OH YEAH LOL I PEED EARLIER" Steve shouted, looking proud of himself. Idiot.
The moving floor slammed onto the stable floor. I hit my head really hard. That's probably not good.
"Right, get out, we're walking home."
This silly little boy was telling me what to do. I don't think so Mr. What's his name anyway? Oh yeah Dustbin. DUSTBIN? HAHAHAHHAAH
"Shush Dustbin" LOL HE LOOKS SO MAD!
"Y/n, it's Dustin."
"Yeah yeah."
Oh my god look how cool they look in their uniforms. There's like five men running at me. Am I really that attractive? Of course I am.
"GO GO GO GO GO" the bin boy pushed me.
"WOOOOOOOO" Robin screamed after making a comment about how good the air tastes. What a weirdo. Who even does that?
Lol I have no idea where we are right now. I'm saying right now a lot in my head right now. HAHAHAHAH I DID IT AGAIN. I'm so funny.
This corridor is really bland. It hurts my eyes. It's almost as pale as me actually. I'm literally a ghost.
Oh my GOD it's a CINEMA!! And it's showing that film where the boy bangs his mom. Incest is NOT okay kids.
"Lol what're we doing here" I said as Steve stuck his hand in the bin. What a scrounger. Oh my god he's got popcorn. It was worth it.
"Go and sit down for god sake." The small one said.
"DON'T SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VEINNNNN" I pushed him, causing Robin to laugh. She's pretty when she does that. What's happening.
"Piss off y/n." Dustbin said. I didn't listen.
"Woah we are way to close." Steve complained, throwing himself onto the chair.
"Then don't watch the movie."
"We WANNA watch it" Robin joined.
"Then WATCH IT!"
"Jeez calm down dad." Steve giggled which CRACKED ME UP. Isn't it the other way round? Mother Stevie? HAAAA MOTHER STEVIE. That's his new name now. No questions.
The two demon children left us, what idiots.
"Guys I'm bored let's goooooo" I moaned causing some fool behind me to SHUSH me. No one shushes me. Like ever. What the hell.
I'm leaving.
"Woahhh wait up!" Robin whisper shouted, causing me to move faster. They hate me lol.
-
"So Alex p. Keaton was tryna bang his mom?"
Steve asked, shoving his mouth over the water fountain. Is that even his name? Alex? Keaton? Heaton? I don't fucking know.
"Yes but he went back in time so he didn't knowwwww he was doing that." Robin rolled her eyes, punching his arm.
"But it's called back to the future, whys he back in time?"
"Cause he had to go back in time to go back to the future duh" I replied, staring at the lights on the roof.
Wow. They're amazing.
"It's my turn dingus" I heard Robin shove him outta the way to drink some nasty tap water.
Steve wandered over to me. Why.
"These are amazing."
"My thoughts exactly Mother Stevie."
"Wha-?"
"Shut up."
"Okay."
"Robin look at this."
Robin ran into me. Dude. HAAAAAA that word made me laugh earlier.
Oh my god I feel weird. Like- this shit ain't normal. Um.
"Lol I feel weird."
"Me too Steve."
"Same" Robin added, gulping.
-
Lol we just threw up. That's gross.
"Guys, I feel fine now." Robin said, laying on the bathroom floor.
"Do you think we puked it all up?" Steve questioned, sitting in a different cubicle.
"Lol idk" I chuckled, staring at the ceiling.
"Interrogate me." Robin asked and Steve laughed.
"Erm... when's the last time you peed your pants."
"Today" she replied.
Lol what.
"When the Russian pulled out the bone saw."
"Oh my god" Steve huffed.
"It was just a lil bit thooooo" Robin laughed, and Steve sighed.
"It's definitely still in our system."
I crawled across the floor to her cubicle.
"Hello."
She blinked at me.
"Ok then."
"Ok my turn Steve." I told him. "Have you ever been in love?"
"Nancy Wheeler, like... two years ago."
"She's such a priss" Robin huffed, holding out her arm.
"Turns out not really."
This soppy talk is making me sick.
"Do you still like Nancy?" Robin continued.
"No, I think I found someone even better."
I zoned out for the rest of the talk lol I'm so tired. Oh and um, Robin's a lesbian? Uh when did that even happen? Ok then.
Steve looks disappointed? Maybe that's why Robin's a lesbian, cause of idiots like Steve. Also why is he in the same cubicle as us now? Isn't this the women's bathroom?
"Well, is there anyone you like Robin?" He asked and she took a deep breath.
"Yeah actually. She's amazing. She's so funny, and still so drugged right now. And she's honestly the best person I've ever met and I want to be with her all the time. It's honestly scary how much I think about her."
Lolll who would be drugged? Only idiots get drugged. Hold on..... wait what.
Steve raised his eyebrows at me. WHY ARE THEY BOTH LOOKING AT ME??
"Wow she sounds great." I said monotone.
"She is great."
Holy fuck. Lightbulb moment. I am not sober AT ALL. I'm so slow.
"Holy shit it's me."
Robin pursed her lips then looked to the floor.
"Steve..." I said slowly without breaking eye contact with Robin. "Get out."
He stood up, eyes wide, and left.
As soon as the door closed I kissed her-
and holy shit I hope I remember this in the morning.