bucky boo and i walk downstairs and see the other avengers sitting in the living room
"after knowing each other for less than one day y/n and i have decided to get married" bucky boo says
"it was a beautiful day" i agreees
"we will be getting married right now" i ad
"bucky, do you take me to be your wife?" i ask
"yes i do" he says
"we may kiss now"
we kiss for 294848574929192828474888484839201828472910092938585820101837492974857584848291092838494838737474737191019823793848474938281919 hours.
"i love you bucky"
"i love you too"
"I OBJECT" someone says
it's shaptian schmarica or whatever
i'm a baddie so i don't care 🙄
"i'm in love with you y/n!" he says
"no" i say
bucky begins to shoot him in the head 291847472982374847291918374910283749817161626384040028171919744748 times.
"that was so hot buck". do it again"
now bucky shoots everyone 29475938273482827283884749201927374837297394749372837493919727482019374 times.
"now we can be together forever baby gorl" he says
"yes"
we kiss for 39374849107365390128749391 more hours.
the end.