MINHEE:
FUCK YOU GUYS IM GERTKNG
A BOOB JOB
RENJUN:
literally none of us have said anything
YANGYANG:
she had a dream where we all
disapproved of her getting a boob job
and apparently it was so realistic
that she woke up thinking we were
all against her
LIANNE:
minhee u know i'll always support you
🙁
MINHEE:
only u, haewon, haechan and renjun
supported me 💔💔💔💔
HENDERY:
renjun??
supportive??
what kind of dream is that
RENJUN:
fuck you im very supportive
like i literally support mark and lianne
JISUNG:
we all do
YANGYANG:
i still find it so offensive that she didn't
dream that i would support her
like i literally love her boobs i would
not complain if she got more
JISUNG:
you know there are definitely some
things that we wouldn't need to know
and that was one of them
YANGYANG:
but then you wouldnt have believed
me if i only said i'd support her
CHENLE:
yes we wouldve
i promise you we would've
LUCAS:
GUYSS
MINHEE:
would u all support me if i got a
boob job
HAECHAN:
i promise you no one would care
you'll still be hot
YANGYANG:
I FULLY SUPPORT
MORE BOOBS
HAEWON:
i support if you let me touch ur tits
JENO:
?????
HAEWON:
shhh jeno not now
MINHEE:
duh
LUCAS:
HELLO
HAEWON:
then im on board
LIANNE:
wait i wanna touch too
MINHEE:
ofc u can
LIANNE:
word !
LUCAS:
GUYS !!!!
YANGYANG:
WOAH HEY
THOSE ARE MY BOOBS
ONLY I CAN TOUCH THEM
JISUNG:
WE DONT NEED TO HEAR THAT
YANGYANG:
I DONT CARE
XIAOJUN:
yangyang has titties?
CHENLE:
he meant minhee's titties
hers basically count as his
XIAOJUN:
ohhhh
MARK:
lianne are u gonna get a boob job
LIANNE:
i think im okay with my boobs now
are you okay with them?
MARK:
more than okay
LUCAS:
i dont wanna hear that
BUT GUYS
SHOTARO:
correct me if i'm wrong but im pretty sure
lucas wants the attention right now
SUNGCHAN:
hey yukhei
LUCAS:
u guys are the only one that understand
HENDERY:
im ur best friend
LUCAS:
but did you bring the attention
on me ?
HENDERY:
fair point
JAEMIN:
please announce to the whole world
what u wanted to say
LUCAS:
i met a girl
HAECHN:
oh so we're back to yukhei hooking
up ?
JAEMIN:
i thought lianne talked to him
JENO:
she did
idk if he listened tho....
LIANNE:
let him explain his hopeless romantic
movie
LUCAS:
thank you
wait a minute HEY
IM NOT A HOPELESS ROMANTIC
LIANNE:
u literally have not gotten this girl
off your mind since last year
HENDERY:
WHAT
HAECHAN:
this is news to me
MARK:
not to me
RENJUN:
we get it your girlfriend tells you
everything
MARK:
jealous
JISUNG:
i wonder if haewon tells jeno everything
CHENLE:
or if jeno tells haewon everything
JENO:
for the hundredth time she isn't my
girlfriend
but we do talk a lot
HAEWON:
he likes my tattoos :)
LIANNE:
im in love w ur tattoos
LUCAS:
can the attention come back to me
XIAOJUN:
take the stage
LUCAS:
so remember when literally everyone
went to the movies and we got kicked
out and went to the ice cream shop?
JISUNG:
i dont think anyone can forget
RENJUN:
most embarrassing day of my life
LUCAS:
cool
so anyways
i was the last one in the shop and
then she came in and when i tell
you this girl was gorgeous
I MEAN SHE WAS GORGEOUS
had the most amazing smile and her
laugh was out of this world
and i was gonna go up to her and
ask for her number, but we had to leave
so i didnt see her since then
SUNGCHAN:
tragic
LUCAS:
BUT THATS NOT THE END
she never left my mind since that day
it was like something at first sight
but because i had never seen her again
after that, i gave up which is why i
started hoeing it up like minhee
before she started dating yangyang
MINHEE:
#hoelifeornolife
LUCAS:
exactly
then lianne had that talk with me
and realized i was being completely
stupid so i stopped going on dates
and remember when i asked you guys
to go to the ice cream shop with me
again?
MARK:
yeah?
RENJUN:
it was literally yesterday
LUCAS:
OKAY WELL
i saw her there again
and she was talking to the guy at the
front and i thought all hope was lost
BUT THEN
she came up to me and asked for my
number
and so now i have a date coming up with
the girl i have been waiting forever for
HAECHAN:
you waited a year
LUCAS:
stop being literal
i dont like it
LIANNE:
im proud of you lulu
JAEMIN:
you have to tell us ALL the details of
this date
i mean you've been waiting for a year
and i wanna see how worth it it was
SHOTARO:
ooo i'm interested too !
LUCAS:
i'll tell you guys everything
HAEWON:
yay gossip !
JENO:
happy for u lucas
JISUNG:
i am too
now it's jeno's turn
JENO:
me ?
CHENLE:
yeah !
when are u gonna ask haewon out?
JENO:
idk
YANGYANG:
you have a very evident phat crush on her
JENO:
i dont
HAEWON:
lol
JENO:
????
HAEWON:
hey babe 🥰
LIANNE:
uh-oh
whats wrong???
HAEWON:
lowkey hurts can't lie
LIANNE:
you wanna explain some more?
HAEWON:
jeno
i begin to think it's finally getting
somewhere with him
we constantly hang out just the two of
us and we have such good times
it gets to the point where i think that
maybe just maybe he likes me too
but then it just turns to "i don't like her"
and it hurts yk?
im so tired of getting my hopes up
LIANNE:
i know it's hard bb
but it's jeno
everyone knows he likes you too and
that's without a doubt
he's so smiley with you, constantly
looking forward to hanging out with you
and we've even seen him blush when
you make your flirty remarks
he's just being a coward with his own
feelings
according to lucas, he had never had
a girlfriend before let alone talk about
any girls to the group
but we can all see the little sparkle in his
eyes when you talk
so don't give up on him yet
let him realize his feelings and trust me,
it'll be sooner than later
HAEWON:
i hope so
andddd he just dmed me
thank you lili
i really love and appreciate you
LIANNE:
i love and appreciate you too ❤️
HAEWON:
❤️