AN: This is basically a crack fic, so enjoy!
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Peter wasn't having the best day. It was one of those days when he wondered whether he was actually doing any good or not. He could feel himself slowly slipping down a spiral, and he wasn't sure whether he wanted to make the effort to try and pull himself out. His brain was constantly analysing every fight that had gone wrong, every stab wound he got, every bullet graze. And newspapers like the Daily Bungle didn't help matters.
* Meanwhile on Twitter *
@stanning_spidey: The Avengers might save the day but Spider-Man saved my day when he stopped me from getting mugged. #SpideySavedMyDay
@theofficialspiderstan: Spider-Man talked to me on a low day and convinced me to step away from the edge and that there are people that care about me. #SpideySavedMyDay
@updates_on_spidey: Spider-Man rescued my cat from a tree when she climbed too high and got too scared to come down. Thanks to you Coco is safe at home chasing a laser pointer. #SpideySavedMyDay
@heather_07: Spider-Man helped me find my kids after a fire brought down our entire apartment block. They were safe and unharmed thanks to you. #SpideySavedMyDay
@sophie_ella: Spider-Man walked me home one night when it was super dark and I was scared to walk home alone. #SpideySavedMyDay
@rainbowjosh: Spider-Man saved me from getting run over and probably killed when he used his webs to stop an out of control car going at over 90 mph heading straight towards me. #SpideySavedMyDay
@imthepeacesignbi: Spider-Man stopped a creepy older man getting too hands on whilst I was trying to get home. #SpideySavedMyDay
@glittergracie: Spiderman saw that I was having a panic attack (how, I'm still not sure) and calmed me down. He even taught me some techniques on how to calm myself down in the future. #SpideySavedMyDay
Peter smiled as he scrolled through the hashtag. Ned had called him 10 minutes ago, freaking out over the fact that Peter, well Spiderman really, was trending. Peter hadn't looked at his phone all day, in fact he hadn't even gotten out of bed. If May was home, he probably would have been dragged out of bed a long time ago, but she was on a 16 hour shift at the hospital, and wouldn't be home for at least another 7 hours.
As the trend got more and more popular, Peter could feel a warm feeling take over. Maybe he was making a difference. Maybe he was helping Queens in his own way.
As Peter was scrolling through, a tweet caught his eye.
@youknowwhoiam (verified) : Spidey lights up the room as soon as he walks in. Even though I don't understand half of what you say, with those memes and vines you love so much, you bring a smile to my face every time. #SpideySavedMyDay
Peter chucked his phone across the room in sheer embarrassment.
"Mr Stark!"
Within seconds, #SpideySavedMyDay wasn't the only thing trending, #GenZSpidey and #Irondad was too.
@wattpadfanatic: Y'ALL SPIDERMAN IS GEN Z CONFIRMED?? ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US #GenZSpidey
@savethebees: Is it just me or did Tony Stark sound like a dad there?? IS SPIDERMAN HIS SON?! #GenZSpidey #Irondad
@imthefingergunbi replied to @savethebees: OMG HE DOES #GenZSpidey #Irondad
After reading that, Peter, not thinking it through for a second, decided to make an official Spiderman account. In his defence, MJ wasn't around, and she was like, 120% of his impulse control.
@nywebslinger replied to @youknowwhoiam : Mr Stank, I know you know what those vines mean I'VE LITERALLY SHOWED THEM TO YOU
@stanning_spidey replied to @nywebslinger : HAS SPIDERMAN FINALLY MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT I NEED AN AVENGER TO CONFIRM ASAP PLEASE
@theofficialspiderstan replied to @nywebslinge: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM STAY F*CKING CALM
@youknowwhoiam replied to @nywebslinger: who let you on twitter? Did you ask Pepper?
@updates_on_spidey replied to @nywebslinger and @youknowwhoiam: OH MY GODS IT'S THE REAL SPIDEMAN TONY STARK REPLIED TO HIM IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN TROUBLE WITH PEPPER HAHA
@nywebslinger replied to @youknowwhoiam : ......no? It's fine Ms Potts loves me tho :)
@officialSICEO replied to @nywebslinger: it's true I do, even though I'd have appreciated a heads up Spidey. And how many times do I have to tell you, it's Pepper
@heyitsrachel replied to @nywebslinger and @officialSICEO: Spiderman's power??? He didn't even tag Pepper Potts and she still replied???
@youknowwhoiam replied to @nywebslinger and @officialSICEO: Wow betrayed by my own CEO smh
@nywebslinger: I'm seeing a lot of questions!!! @officialSICEO can I do a q&a?? Pretty please??
@officialSICEO replied to @nywebslinger: Alright Spidey. Just don't reveal anything that's classified
@nywebslinger: You heard the boss! Send me your questions using the hashtag #spideyqanda and I'll try and answer as many as I can!!
@poodlegal: How did you meet Tony Stark?? #spideyqanda
@nywebslinger replied to @poodlegal : he broke into my house lol
@poodlegal replied to @nywebslinger: oh my god??
@scarybutcutesun123: how did you get your powers if you don't mind me asking? #spideyqanda
@nywebslinger replied to @scarybutcutesun123: I was bit by a radioactive spider. Before anyone asks the spider's dead
@spidermanstan78 replied to @nywebslinger and @scarybutcutesun123: Damn there goes my dream of being the next Spiderman
@limerence: LGBTQ+ rights? #spideyqanda
@nywebslinger replied to @limerence: LGBTQ+ RIGHTS!!!!
@limerence replied to @nywebslinger: are you an ally or part of the community if you don't mind me asking? #spideyqanda
@nywebslinger replied to @limerence: I put the BT in LGBTQ+ :)))))
@spideysaidbirights replied to @limerence and @nywebslinger: oh my gods??? Spidey really said LGBTQ+ rights and proved it huh???
@kui_k: what do you do when you're not swinging around protecting Queens - thanks for that btw - what do you do with your spare time? #spideyqanda
@nywebslinger replied to @kui_k: I do a lot of ballet!!! My spidey reflexes help a lot with the twists and stuff. I also build Lego with my best bro @spideys_gitc !!!
@spideyfan101: And who, pray tell, is @spideys_gitc? #spideyqanda
@nywebslinger replied to @spideyfan101: he's my Guy In The Chair!! @spideys_gitc say hi :)))
@spideys_gitc replied to @nywebslinger: heyyyy :)) I'm basically Spidey's right-hand man when he's out protecting Queens, I just tell him where people need his help and stuff like that. And lemme just say, SPIDERMAN DESERVES ALL THE LOVE ANY HATE ON HIM AND I'LL THROW HANDS ON SIGHT
@presidentofthespideyfandom replied to @spideys_gitc and @nywebslinger: Because of THAT declaration, as president of the spidey fandom, I hereby appointed @spideys_gitc as co-president :)
@spideys_gitc replied to @presidentofthespideyfandom: haha I'm honoured :)
@nywebslinger (verified) : I literally go to make a sandwich, and when I come back, I have 12.8 million followers, I'm verified and #spideyqanda is trending??? Omg thank you guys so much the power I literally only made this account this morning bc I have no self control lmao
@youknowwhoiam (verified) replied to @nywebslinger : you've overtaken me, good job kiddo
@nywebslinger (verified) replied to @youknowwhoiam: wait seriously?
@youknowwhoiam (verified) replied to @nywebslinger: yeah kiddo, I always knew you'd be better than me
@bleaky_genius replied to @nywebslinger and @youknowwhoiam: are y'all seeing this? @nywebslinger do you see Tony Stark as a dad? DO YOU TWO HAVE A FATHER-SON RELATIONSHIP? #spideyqanda
@nywebslinger replied to @bleaky_genius: NO! If anything, I see him as a BOTHER figure cuz he's always BOTHERING me
@bleaky_genius replied to @nywebslinger: we all knew Spidey has good taste, but to know he watches Brooklyn 99?? Immaculate vibes 💅💅 What's your favourite episode?? #spideyqanda
@nywebslinger replied to @bleaky_genius: Oh gods so many!! The whole of season 5 is so good but season 2 has got to be one of my favourites too. I'm currently watching the whole 7 seasons with Mr Stark (again for me) before season 8 comes out so we can watch it together!! He prefers season 3 so far :)
@bleaky_genius replied to @nywebslinger: In other news, we have no choice but to stan
@peraltiago_fluff replied to @nywebslinger : Omg why is that the cutest thing ever?? Tony Stark and Spiderman watch B99 together?? I'm shaking
@youknowwhoiam replied to @nywebslinger: Why must you do this to me? Now everyone's gonna know
@nywebslinger replied to @youknowwhoiam: Know what? That you pretend to act to act like you don't have a heart when in reality you love having movies nights, cooking and pastel colours oh no everyone is going to stop confusing you for a robot and actually know you're human lmao come at me
@youknowwhoiam replied to @nywebslinger: kid why
@updates_on_spidey replied to @nywebslinger : LMAO SPIDEY TAKE NO PRISONERS
@nywebslinger: alright ppl, Mr Stank refused to buy me a capri sun because apparently i'Ve HaD tOo MuCh SuGaR so imma expose him haha. Here's a thread of Mr Stank being a complete idiot even though he's one of the smartest ppl apart from Princess Shuri. Enjoy <3
@nywebslinger: Once, he blushed just because @theofficalcap, Mr Steven Grant Rogers himself, made him a coffee. They weren't even dating at the time
@nywebslinger: it's pretty common for him to go on 46 hour lab binges. One time he was so out of it he drank the smoothie his robot, DUM-E, made for him that had shards of glass in it. He proceeded to spit it out and scold him in Italian
@nywebslinger: The first time he went on a date with Mr Rogers, he called me, freaking out about what he was wearing. Yes, that's right guys, gals and non-binary pals, the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist Mr Anthony Endward Stark called me freaking out about his outfit for his date with Captain America, Mr Steven Grant Rogers
@youknowwhoiam replied to @nywebslinger: Kid, please stop, I'll buy you the company Capri Sun if you want. Just please.... Stop.
@theofficialcap replied to @youknowwhoiam: Aw babe, you had a crush on me, that's embarassing
@theofficialcap replied to @youknowwhoiam: we're literally married???
@ilovestony replied to @youknowwhoiam and @theofficialcap : WAIT WHAT IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA ARE MARRIED WE WON GAYS
@theofficialcap replied to @youknowwhoiam: Pepper is gonna kill you Tones
@theofficialcap replied to @youknowwhoiam: oh no
@nywebslinger replied to @youknowwhoiam: Seeing as Mr Stark is in enough trouble right now I guess I'll stop... For now :)
@softly.spidey: Who's you're favourite Avenger? #spideyqanda
@youknowwhoiam replied to @softly.spidey: I would also like to know the answer to this @nywebslinger
@nywebslinger replied to @softly.spidey and @youknowwhoiam : I mean, legally, I have to say Iron Man, cause ya know, he made my suit and all, but it's actually Thor
@nywebslinger: Q and A over Mr Stank called me and started yelling about "How is Thor your favourite Avenger you've never even met him blah blah blah"
@theofficialspiderstan: Omg #irondad is confirmed?? #Stony are married?? What a day to be alive guys, gals and non-binary pals :))
AN: Lmao, I think I lost a few brain cells coding the indentations and all that, but hope you enjoyed :)