- I dare Merida and Hiccup to make love for 10 Hours.
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Mericcup: THE HECK?!
Elsa: Well, this is not how I imagined our second dare to be..
Rapunzel: Well, someone's getting preggo tonight..
Merida: *blushes in embarrassment* PUNZ! DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS!
Hiccup: *buries head in floor*
Jack: *spits out drink*
Hiccup: Why must life be unfair..? *crying*
Merida: I'm 16 for Olaf's sake! A-a-and ten hours is too long! Is that even possible..?
Rapunzel: Ohh, so you really do plan on doing it?
Merida: OVER MY ROTTING CORPSE!
Hiccup: *wants to calm Merida down* It'll be alright, princess. It'll be uhm.. 'fun' *attempts to be charming* *wiggles eyebrows*
Merida: *slaps face*
Hiccup: Ouch..
Rapunzel: Okay... go inside the red room now, you two! Just get this dare done! *pushes Mericcup into the room*
Merida: What the-- why do we even have this room???
Jack: Hey, Hiccup!
Hiccup: Yeah..?
Jack: *throws something at Hiccup*
Hiccup: *catches it* *sees what it was* *blushes* DUDE!
Jack: Whaaaaat? Just tryna help.
Rapunzel: Oh and be QUIET okay? You might piss off the neighbors! *shuts door of the red room*
Jack: But, we don't have any neighbors.
Elsa: *sings* So we'll piss of the neighbooors!
Jackunzel: ...
~ three hours later ~
Mericcup: *makes loud noises*
Elsa: *slips ear near the door* Woah.. they're really going at it..
Jack: Wishful thinking, snowflake?
Elsa: *glares at Jack*
Rapunzel: NO! You are NOT gonna get my cousin preggers, Jack Frost! Or else, I'll get you pregnant!
Jelsa: What
Rapunzel: What
~ seven hours later ~
Mericcup: *walks out of the room* *breathing heavily*
Rapunzel: Done already?
Jack: So.. how was it, shakabrah? *smirks*
Merida: Frost. Please.
Hiccup: I-It was nice..?
Merida: Aye.. b-b-best dare yet. *laughs nervously*
Mericcup: *laughs like a whale*
Elsa: You guys were just making noises in there the whole time, weren't you?