726: INT. PRINCE & MAYTE'S HOUSE DAY FADE IN:
The next day. February 15th, 1996.
MAYTE: (wakes up to find her bags packed) Where are we going?
PRINCE: (says nothing, just flashes her a smile)
727: INT. AIRPORT DAY
Prince has a little surprise in store for Mayte.
PRINCE: Right this way my darling. (leads her to a gate)
MAYTE: (to herself) "When we got to the airport, we went to the gate for Hawaii. We were both ridiculously happy. Never before have I ever experienced this particular level of being in love." (both get on the plane)
728: INT. PRIVATE JET DAY
Prince and Mayte are off to Hawaii.
PRINCE: (both sit down) (puts his arm around her) (smiles down at her) We're married, we're actually married. How insane is that?
MAYTE: (giggles) I still can't believe it. But I'm so happy! (kisses him)
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (leans in with a platter in her hand) Mai tai?
PRINCE: (he and Mayte look at each other and start laughing hysterically)
MAYTE: (to herself) "He always laughed about the fact that people often mispronounced my name like "my tie," so when the flight attendant leaned in and said, "Mai tai?" We both cracked up laughing til we had tears in our eyes."
PRINCE: (to the flight attendant) Uh, yes, we'll take two virgin mai tai's please.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Certainly! (pours them and hands them to them)
PRINCE: (taps his glass against hers) Cheers!
MAYTE: (to herself) "We asked for virgin mai tais, because we were trying to get pregnant, and spent the rest of the long flight giggling, napping with our heads together, and making out under a blanket."
729: INT. LIMO DAY
Prince and Mayte are on their way to the hotel.
MAYTE: (looking out of the window)
PRINCE: (tries to distract her with funny faces)
MAYTE: (giggles but notices a billboard over his shoulder that says "O(+> Feb 16, 17, 18") (looks at him) Seriously? We're working?
PRINCE: (shrugs it off) I figured we'd get bored and want to play.
MAYTE: (rolls her eyes) (to herself) "Lord help me, he was right. I couldn't even be mad."
730: INT. HOTEL SUITE DAY
Later, Prince and Mayte arrive at the hotel.
MAYTE: (to herself) "When we got to the hotel, Sonny, Tommy and Morris from the NPG were waiting to meet up with us at Eurasia, a nightclub in Honolulu, but Prince could tell I wanted to have some time to ourselves so he told them we'd meet up with them later on."
PRINCE: Come on, let's go down to the beach. (takes her hand and they both leave)
731: EXT. BEACH DAY
Prince and Mayte head to the beach.
MAYTE: (walking hand in hand down the beach with Prince) Look! Dolphins! Hi! (softly pets their snouts)
PRINCE: (mimicks the dolphin noises) Eek, eek, eek!
MAYTE: (laughs) (the dolphins splash them with their tails) Ahhh!
PRINCE: Come on, I rented us a boat. (takes her hand and they both get on the boat)
732: EXT. BOAT DAY
PRINCE: You mad we gotta work the next few days?
MAYTE: (shrugs her shoulders)
PRINCE: (flashes a devious smirk) (holds his stomach) Oh Lord! I think this is karma! (leans over the side of the boat and pretends to be seasick)
MAYTE: (laughs) You are so gross!
Later...
MAYTE: (to herself) "The rest of the afternoon was spent communing with the dolphins- petting their snouts, imitating their nickering voices, letting them splash us with their tails. And my husband kept me giggling by pretending to be seasick and impersonating people and sneaking video of some guy's janky old penny loafers."
733: INT. EURASIA NIGHT
Later, Prince and Mayte meet up with the rest of the guys.
MAYTE: (to herself) "When we got to the club, there was a local band playing, and my husband blew their minds by getting up and jamming with them for awhile."
PRINCE: (gets up on the stage, borrows a guitar and starts playing and singing)
He realized that she was new to love
Naive in every way
Every schoolboy's fantasy she was
That's why he had to wait
If he poured his heart into a glass
And offered it like wine
She could drink and be back in time for the morning papers
They could take a walk down the ocean-side
Make a wish on every wave
They could find a carousel
And ride or kiss in every cave
They could contemplate the entire universe
Or just one star
Or just how far was the walk for the morning papers
Let me play it for you one time, oh oh
Well
Hey
Shucks
Why is age more than a number when it comes to love?
Should we ask the ones who speculate
When they don't know what it's made of?
Should we ask the moonlight on your face
Or the raindrops in your hair
Or should we ask the man who wrote it there in the morning papers?
Should we ask the moonlight on your face
Or the raindrops in your hair
Should we ask the man who wrote it there in the morning papers?
Somebody help me sing it now
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la- la-la
Oh yes
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
Go play
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la- la-la
Ok.
734: INT. HOTEL SUITE DAY FADE IN:
A few days later...
PRINCE: (gently nudges her) Mayte, Mayte, wake up. We got a show tonight.
MAYTE: (wakes up, yawns, and stretches) Ok. (to herself) "For the rest of the week, we were booked to play the Blaisdell Center, an arena that held about eight thousand people. Mostly, we spent our days the way we spent all our days on tour: Sleep in as late as possible, head over to the venue for sound check, hair, makeup, warm-ups, go time. If we had any free time, one of us would nudge each other and suggest, let's try to have a baby."
PRINCE: Hey, after the show tonight, let's try to have a baby.
MAYTE: Ummm... Ok!
735: INT. BLAISDELL CENTER NIGHT
The concert.
PRINCE: (singing)
My name is Prince and I am funky
My name is Prince the one and only
I did not come to funk around
'Tll I get your daughter I won't leave this town
In the beginning God made the sea
But on the seventh day he made me
He was tryin' to rest y'all when He heard the sound
Sound like a guitar cold gettin' down
I tried to bust a high note, but I bust a string
My God was worried 'til he heard me sing
My name is Prince and I am funky
My name is Prince the one and only - hurt me
(Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
Hurt me
(Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
My name is Prince and I am funky
When it come to funk I am a junky
I know from righteous
I know from sin
I got two sides and they both friends
Don't try to clock 'em, they're much too fast
If you try to stop 'em they kick that ass
Without a pistol, without a gun
When you hear my music, you'll be havin' fun
That's when I gotcha, that's when you mine!
To tell the truth, tell me what's my line?
My name is Prince and I am funky (You can't stop Prince)
My name is Prince the one and only
Hurt me (You can't stop Prince)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
Funky fresh for the 90's
(Do that, do that, somebody) (Prince)
My name is Prince, I don't wanna be king
Cuz I've seen the top and it's just a dream
Big cars and women and fancy clothes
Will save your face but it won't save your soul
I'm here to tell you that there's a better way
Would our Lord be happy if He came today?
I ain't sayin' I'm better, no better than you
But if you want to play with me, you better learn the rules
My name is Prince and I am funky (You can't stop Prince)
My name is Prince the one and only (You can't stop Prince)
I did not come to funk around (You can't stop Prince)
'Till I get your daughter I won't leave this town
I won't leave this town
I won't leave this town
I won't leave this - leave this - leave this
My name is Prince and I am funky (You can't stop Prince)
My name is Prince the one and only (You can't stop Prince)
Funky fresh for the 90's
(Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
Hurt me
(Do that, do that, some....)
TONY M.:
The funkier I be
The funkier I get, oh shit
Lickety split on the lyric
A new jack in the pulpit
Watch it deacon, your track is leakin'
What is this you're seekin'?
The syncopated rhymes are at their peak
When you jumped on my D.I.C.K
That's the one thing that I don't play
The jock strap was too big for u anyway
You're just a simpleton
I'll bust you like a pimple, son
My star is to bright Boy, I'll sink you like the ship Poseidon Adventure
You're bumpin' dentures to be cocksure
There must be more coming from
Your mouth than manure
So with a flow and a spray, I say hey
You must become a prince before you're king anyway
(Do that, do that somebody)
(Do that, do that somebody)
It's time I get ig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-n-ignorant
Def be the beat that I'm rockin
'Yo so, come get a hit
And put your thinking cap on
You've been forewarned I call upon the inner forces that I've got brewin'
In my cauldron.
That means my nugget
Sometimes I'm rugged
The style I posses be havin'
The other brothers buggin' and this is for those who oppose
And propose to overexpose disclose
Pose a threat to my brother
Like any other man makin' a stand
I'll be damned if I let you play this hand I'm the blackjack dealer and the cards are stacked
What do you expect you win when you're used to playing craps?
(Do that, do that somebody)
Hell yeah, let's get this under the hmm
(Do that, do that somebody)
Damn,
It's gettin' tricky
I mean it's a sticky situation
To resurrect a groove with feeling
And give it this much affection
Passion flows and who knows
What lurks in the gallows of my mind
I put my foot in the ass of Jim Crow 12 inches of non-stop soul
I'm on a roll with P, and it's time for the show
So do that, do that somebody
Wave your hands in the air
This is a motherfucking party
While you're laying back I'm on the attack paddywhack
Give yourself a bone
This is my house and I'm prone
To layin' some chrome upside some motherfuckers dome
And I'm out!
PRINCE: My name is Prince and I am funky
My name is Prince the one and only
My name is Prince
My name is Prince
My name is Prince
My name is Prince
My name is Prince
My name is Prince
My name is Prince
My name is Prince
My name is Prince!
736: INT. HOTEL SUITE NIGHT
After the show, Prince and Mayte try for a baby.
PRINCE: (closes the door and locks it before turning to Mayte) You ready?
MAYTE: Yes!
PRINCE: (lays her down on the bed and begins making out with her) (caresses her thighs)
MAYTE: (sighs with passion) Yes... Yes...
737: INT. HOTEL SUITE DAY FADE IN:
The next day...
PRINCE: I wonder if you're pregnant.
MAYTE: Maybe.
PRINCE: I think you're pregnant.
MAYTE: It's possible.
PRINCE: Do you think you're pregnant?
MAYTE: I don't know! The only pregnant girl I ever knew dropped out of high school.
PRINCE: I need to know. We need one of those tests. I can have one of my guys FedEx one to us.
MAYTE: Honey, they do have drugstores in Hawaii.
PRINCE: Right... I'll send somebody to get one for us so they won't know who it's for.
A short time later...
PRINCE: We got it. (hands her the test) Now go in there and find out if you're a Mama!
MAYTE: Ok! (goes into the bathroom and takes it)
PRINCE: (impatiently bites his nails)
MAYTE: (comes out)
PRINCE: Well???
MAYTE: It's negative, I'm not pregnant.
PRINCE: It must be too early for a regular test to tell. Come on, let's go to the doctor and get a blood test. (grabs her hand and runs out)
738: INT. CLINIC DAY
PRINCE: Just ask.
MAYTE: No! I feel like an idiot!
PRINCE: Just do it!
MAYTE: (rolls her eyes and goes up to the front desk) Hi, I was wondering if I could get a blood test. I think I might be pregnant but the test was negative so we just wanna be sure. We're newlyweds, so we're pretty excited.
NURSE: It's too soon. You'll have to wait just like everybody else.
739: INT. HOTEL SUITE NIGHT
Later that night...
PRINCE: (sighs softly) Okay. I guess we'll keep trying.
MAYTE: Fine by me! (crawls into bed with him)
Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. All the credit goes to Mayte, almost everything in this chapter was quoted from her book. Next chapter will be up when I finish it. Thanks for reading!!