Not As Bad As I thought You Were is one of the first ever fanfictions I ever wrote, currently on my Quotev. Enjoy
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Y/n: I abused, have the worst cliché life. Fake toxic friend and horrible parents ahhh life sucks kill me
Saskia: Yeah frick you too
Y/n: now I run
Kelsey: B*tch let's go to monster protest bc I hate monsters for for a good reason
Y/n: K, totes not gonna stand up for myself for once
Y/n: I have no idea there's a creepy skeleton watching meh
Sans: That arsehole looks cute, but she's at a monster protest! I clearly cannot see that she doesn't want to be there bc I is a dumb skele
Y/n: New neighbors are the skeles. But why tho? Prob plot convivence lololol
Y/n: I jump off roof of building bc I suicidal-except I very cringe suicidal bc young J didn't know what depression waz
Papyrus: Human you almost died
Y/n: My soul looks messed up af
Papyrus: K, try not to fall
Y/n: I have more intentions to fall later
Sans: Y you help poor monster hater
Papyrus: No judge before you know bish
Y/n: I go to park bc nobody bother me there
Y/n: I watch children like creep, kinda like that dude with a bag
Y/n: Hol' up he approach children
Frisk: We here bc we thought other playground waz full
Mk: K
Strange dude: Git in bag
Y/n: No u
*Gets beat up*
Toriel: Git lost bish
Y/n: help I'm heccing dying
Toriel: K
Frisk: U in suck condition
Y/n in mind: Frick you too kid
Y/n: Okie I go home now
Y/n: Shiz where am I?
Y/n: I a lazy slob, I cut bc I suck
Y/n: I sleep now
Y/n: I wish to work at good resteraunt. Haha no I work at run down store alone bc everyone else lazy af
*Snas walks in*
Y/n in mind: Crap it that skele that keeps judgin meh
Snas: Gimme batteries
Y/n: K, btw I'm that monster hater and this is a monter free store but Idgaf
Rando: I rob u after skele left
Y/n: K
Rando: Also I steal ur first kiss
Y/n: F you too
Lady next day: Btw store burnt down for plot and u still git mons for no reason lol
Y/n: K
Papyrus: You look worse than snas. Here party invite go brrrrr
Y/n: I has been invited to random kids b-day party, totes make sense lol
Y/n: I broke so Frisky can has a poster, time to make myself look normal now haha
Y/n: btw I wear pretty dress and somehow know kid's soul lol
Toriel: yay you better
Voice: you suck
Y/n mind: no u
Toriel: Happy B-day Frisk. U da best for freeing us
Toriel: Btw Y/n great for saving Frisk
Y/n: Wtf
Voice: Haha you suck
Y/n: stfu
Frisk: So much gud stuff bruh
Frisk: Hey i luv this poster! Noice!
Y/n: yayyyy
papyrus: sleep over frisk wants that
Y/n: k
Snas: u suck
Y/n: thx a$$hole
*sleep*
Author: btw you learn that her sib died from a beer bottle
Y/n: Insomnia a bish
Insomnia: That's not nice :(
Y/n: stfu
Snas: Y u up
Y/n: No u, talk to meh despite knowing me less than 20 mins
Snas: *defensive noises*
Y/n: Ye, hug meh
Snas: *Hug*
Y/n: *Hug*
-Slep-
Snas: We suddenly bff
Everyone: K
Snas: U nicknamed flower
Voice: you suck
Y/n: I suck
Snas: no
Y/n: Yes
Papyrus: H A V E S P A G E T
Y/n: wut
Papyrus: htf have u no spaget?
Y/n: idk
Papyrus: have or die
Y/n: No I gtg
Skelebros: k bai
Papyrus: U make her cry?
Snas: nu
Papyrus: k
Frisk: Dirty stuf
Snas: stfu
Voice: Snas fake friend
Y/n: k
Y/n: *Cut carrots then foot*
Snas: *Come in for no reason*
Snas: bish who u kill
Y/n: U know what they say bout assuming... It makes an A$$ OUT OF U AND MEH!
Snas: bruh
Y/n yesh
Snas: Hang out
Y/n: k, how tf u teleport tho
Snas: She has cuts, wtf? Oh hey she came and she look pretty
Voice: PRETTY PATHETIC!?!?!
*Technical difficulties*
Undyne: btw you ran into be
Y/n: stfu
kelsey: Bish how dare you ignore meh
Y/n: Srry
Kelsey: F u
Snas: No U
Kelsey: U suck bai
Y/n: yeah f u too
Kelsey: Turns out mu mum threatens to kill meh without mu friend
Kelsey: Guess I write letter to die a less painful death
Y/n: Someone break in?
Y/n: kelsey invite meh to house
Y/n: Snas come with meh
Snas: k
Y/n: WTF KELSEY JUST FRICKEN DIED
Snas: SHIZZZZ
Undyne: Someone hurt?!
Y/n: Kelsey ded
Frisk: But she fake
Y/n: stfu she was gud when not toxic af
*Snas and Y/n looking at pics*
Y/n: S/n waz gud
Snas: Wait who that kid?
Y/n: dat Kelsey's bro, Clover
Kelsey on tape: Ur friends kill kids and mu brother
Y/n: F u guys, git out
Snas: btw we argue and I said something bad to u
Y/n: U just broke meh soul
Everyone: bish wut
Y/n: G I T
Everyone: *ditch*
Y/n: I want to hate but I cantith
Voice: Move from ur prob
Y/n: K
*Moves*
Y/n: I go to store
Random Dude: Hi
Y/n: Oh it's that drunk dude
Steve: I is Steven and I chill when no drunk
Y/n: Kewl
Steve: Skele is Y/n boyfriend
*Y/n blush Snas blush*
Y/n: Stfu
Steve: talk now bai
Y/n: Sorry
Snas: sorry
Y/n: we friends again
Steve: HELL YEAH
*girl runs into steven*
Y/n: I ship, bai
Steven: F u too
Y/n: I have depressing hoodie
Snas: k that sucks tho
Y/n: prenk
Frisk: f u
papyrus: truth or dare, robot join us
Mettaton; oH yEs~
Snas: Bruh
Y/n: *Insults with many swears*
Everyone: wtf so many swears
Y/n: Y E S
Papyrus: btw ur dared to sit in a closet with snas so le story can progress lol
Y/n and Snas: shiz
Snas: we gud
Y/n: sure
Y/n: I can't tell my fam sucked so I escape outside bishes
Snas: I join u
Y/n: K
Papyrus: btw come sing now
Y/n: I sing gud because every reader does
Everyone: k
Y/n: Btw I had a panic attack in the middle so i ran away
Everyone: Shiz
Steven: u pass out so me and mu new girlfriend pick u up and take u home
Y/n: totes not creepy lol
Voice: they hate u why did bella bring u back
Y/n: jerk
Papyrus: o u came back, noice.
Frisk: btw sans worried
Y/n: shiz snas has lots o magic
Snas: u back, I better now
papyrus: u luv her
Snas: no
Papyrus: yes
Snas: no
Papyrus: yes
Snas: no
Papyrus: yes
Snas: Fine maybe
Papyrus: Y E S
Gaster: Hello Dream Y/n
Y/n: Wut u say?
Gaster: -_-
Y/n: Oh hey my apartment on fire, I gonna die ahhhh
Snas: Nice fire decorations! Wait ur almost ded? Oh, I should probs git u out of here with ur special box lol
Nurse: her lungs commited yeet
Toriel: I heal them
Nurse: k
Y/n: I LIVEEEEEEEE WITH A THIRST FOR WATERRRRRRRR
Y/n: btw I need to crash at someone's house my house is yeeted
Papyrus: k stay with us
Snas in mind: F YEAHHH
papyrus: this ur room
Y/n: thx
Snas: grillbys
Y/n: K
*Shortcut noises*
Three weeks later go brrrrr
Voice: you suck, go die
Y/n: That wasn't nice ;(
Y/n: *faints after cutting*
Voice: sucker
Snas: bruh u gud? No? K. I is coming in
Snas: Shiz she's dying. Phones are gone for convinence!
Snas: Damnit, I pick her up and run to hospital
Papyrus: No I take u
Snas: ?
*Hospital noises*
Y/n: I meet Gaster now
Gaster: U noice.
Y/n: K
Gaster: Btw sans is muh assistant in quantum physics
Y/n: Kewl
Gaster: Don't tell him
Y/n: K
Y/n: *Wakes up*
Y/n: Bish I almost died gimme some space >:(
Snas: Bish u could've died
Y/n: Bish isn't that the point?
Snas: but we care :(
Y/n: idc I is sad leave me alone :(
Snas: it okie
Everyone: *Leaves*
Y/n: I ditch hospital now
Y/n: YEET
Y/n: Oh hey it's that jerk who bullied meh
Bella: U gonna git sick come to muh house
Gaster: Yes
Y/n: Nani da faq? ok then
Bella: I has dog named Cooper. Also I gay, my girlfriend da best :)
Y/n: Okie that's good :)
Snas: BRUH SHE RAN
Nurse: have note
*read note*
*Angry Snas noises*
Papyrus: Let's find her
Snas: k
Y/n: I depressed and maybe overdramatic
Bella: It okie, although u kinda stupid. But confess ur love to snas
Y/n: bruh no
Bella: Ava mu girl
Y/n: Noice let's sleep
Gaster: Ditch them and go home
Y/n: K
Y/n: I scared
gaster: Git the f inside
Y/n: Fine you don't have to be mean :(
Y/n: Hi Snas
Snas: *Angery*
Y/n: Snas? U hurt mu arm u meanie :(
Snas: Bish u gotta stop we care
Y/n: no u don't >:(
Snas: Okie I was harsh :(
Y/n: I'm sad
Snas: talk to meh
Y/n: k
*Insert sad story*
Y/n: U?
*Insert sad Snas story*
Papyrus: I know
Y/n: Oh :/
papyrus: Git Snas, btw he's wasted
Y/n: K :p
Snas: *flirt noises*
Y/n: :/
*Next day*
Snas: I hit u?
Y/n: nu, u teleported and i got yeeted
Toriel: Watch flower
Y/n: O. ok
Flowey: F u
Y/n: nu
Flowey: *Sad*
Y/n: *Comfort*
Flowey: Promise no kill urself
Y/n: k
-Next day-
Voice: U suck
Y/n: I sad. I commit suicide now
Frisk: Snas stop Y/n from yeeting herself
Snas: Ok
Y/n: I break promise
Snas: Nu don't jump Flower
Y/n: f u
Snas: I luv u
Y/n: liar
Snas; nu
Y/n: k
Y/n: luv u too
*Cliff breaks*
Y/n: SHIZ I FALLINGGGGGGGGGGG
Snas: I catch with blue magic
Y/n: yay we can be a couple now
Snas: Noice
Hiker: *posts video*
*Bunch of people are cheering for monsters since snas saved suicidal girl apparently*
Frisk: Ship has sailed
Y/n and snas: stfu Frisk >:(
Papyrus: We go underground
Everyone: K
Snas: btw this is how I met kid
Y/n: Kewl
Snas: Wanna go on date?
Y/n: K
Rando: U see dis girl?
Rando 2: yes
Y/n: Random knock. OH SHIZ IT'S MY ABUSIVE DAD LIAM
Liam: Uhhh
Snas: I HECCING KILL U
Liam: U save mu daughter
Snas: u no call her dat
Liam: :(
Liam: Btw ur mom Saskia's been trying to kill u forever
Y/n: Oh
Y/n: wut we gonna do?
Saskia: Haha fire go brrrr
Y/n: shiz ur living room burnt
Snas: oof
Papyrus: oof
Y/n: btw I now allergic to nightshade veggies
Everyone: oof no spaget for you
Papyrus: btw I was hit in the head with a bat
Y/n: F u Saskia
Y/n: *Accidently mentions Gaster*
Snas: ...
Y/n: ...
Snas: Die bish
Y/n: Shiz
snas: htf do u know his a$$hole?
Y/n: *flashback to drunk rages*
Y/n: don't hurt meh plz
Snas: Shiz I went to far
Snas: i no hurt u
Y/n: ;(
Y/n: I sleep away from u bc I scared of u now
Snas: :(
Y/n: *Has nootmare about friends hating her*
Y/n: ;(
Snas: Wake up
Y/n: I scared
Snas: It okie
Y/n : *Sleep*
Undyne: We go camping
everyone: K
Papyrus: Hide and seek
Everyone: k
Y/n: *hides in amazing place*
Everyone: *Can't find her*
Snas: U HECCING LOST HER?!
Y/n: U gud?
Snas: Where u?
Y/n: In here bish
Snas: oh. Don't do that again >:(
Y/n: :p
-next day-
Undyne: We need water
Snas and Y/n: K
Snas: *gets water*
Y/n: GIT OF ME CREEPY
Snas: who trying to touch mu girlfriend
thug: bish f off this muh girl
Snas: *kicks butt*
Y/n: Noice let's go.
Snas: Yes.
Frisk: Scary and sad stories
Everyone: k
Papyrus: I scared of mirrors bc of the times I saw diufferent AU versions of myself. Also I dreamed Frisk did genocide
Undyne: *Tells random story*
Frisk: *Tells Chara's story*
Snas: *tells backstory with fake names*
Y/n: *Tells story about what's been on her mind*
~Next day~
Y/n: Wacky weather make it slow in August that sucks >:(
Snas: Sleep
Y/n: K
Chara in shadows: Wake the frick up Y/n or u commit die
Y/n: wtf
*awakened*
Y/n: Yo Snas u gud? U has a nootmare
Snas: U M U S T H E C C I N G D I E .
Y/n: Crud
Chara: R U N
*insert run meme with Y/n being chased down by Snas*
Snas: u blue now >:)
Y/n: Y u bully meh :(
Y/n: *catches bone*
Snas: *Gets pinned to ground*
Y/n: *pours snow on Snas* WAKE THE F UP SKELE
Snas: *throws and gets ready to heccing murder someone*
Y/n: Bish Imma die now -.-
Snas: *wakes up*
Y/n: Bish bout time I'm damaged af >:(
Snas: If I doesn't heal her Tori gonna kick mu butt
Y/n: Y E S *fricken dies*
haha jk she just passed out lol
~Next day~
Y/n: lets all forget Snas almost killed meh yesertday lol
Snas: Stargaze
Everyone: Y E S
Snas: btw Gaster kinda like a dad but he yeeted us out of his life
Y/n: yeesh
Everyone is happy :)
Then Y/n gets heccing kidnapped by Saskia a month later
Flowey: I watch help meh find her
Snas: Y I believe u
Flowey: Bish u gotta find ur girlfriend or she gets yeeted
Snas: fine
Flowey: Btw this is Phoebe, she might know where tf Y/n went
Phoebe: In le abandoned apartment
Snas: K
Saskia: Haha I kidnap u sucker
Y/n: F u
Saskia: No u *hurts*
Y/n: that bish Sans better find meh or I'll kill him >:(
Y/n: haha bad tied knots go brrrr *punches the daylight out of Saskia*
Snas: Alright Imma call police. Probs not emergancy
-Later date lol-
Frisk: Yay park go brrrr
Snas: Hey Y/n
Y/n: wut
Snas: Have locket
Y/n: Thanks! This totally won't play a huge part in the sequel!
Snas: Noice
papyrus: *nervous af*
Snas: Wut u do to muh bro
Mettaton: *flirt noises*
Snas: u die now
~Waterall stuff~
Snas: u a good person :)
Y/n: we has hope :)
Snas: U not as bad as i thought u was ;)
Le End
Author: Then comes a big-a$$ sequel involving alternate universes with a plot that drags on forever :)
Snas and Y/n: Wut?
Author: Btw you b!tchslap her in the sequel
Snas: HOL' UP-
T H E E N D O R S O M E T H I N G .