The Rewind

Two Months Later (Shane)

"Shane!! wake up!"
I open my eyes to Lisa yelling.
"Shane look at Twitter!"
"what are you talking about, has Farrah Amberham FINALY died!" I say rubbing my eyes and placing my feet onto the carpet.
"Sony gave up! your Parody is back!" she shouts kissing my cheek.
"come on! I'm going to make some celebratory pancakes!"
"you mean your vegan, gluten free things? gross" I moan
" I'll make you what ever you want if you wake up"
"okay make me cake" I say attempting to get up whiteout stepping all over my dog who is running around in circles around my feet.
"let's go out then!" Lisa says taking her hair out of a messy but and putting some shorts on.
"ugggg" I moan falling back up onto the bed as Corny follows.
"I just want to sleep forever" I say looking over to Lisa as she gives me a disapproving look.