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mission: jin eat shit
mission: vote jungkook out
mission: achieve sacrilege
mission: throwing the trash out
mission: pinterest 2.0
mission: stealing the jimin
mission: minecraft breakdown
mission: senpai
mission: not one quiet day
mission: drunk
mission: excretion routine
mission: nail dildo
mission: prayers
mission: moving on as a society
mission: oppar
mission: tae posts
mission: attention span
mission: clitless male
mission: god is a seokjin
mission: jin debuts
mission: fuck you yoongi
mission: the protocol
mission: mint choco
mission: orgy is swag
mission: guessing game
mission: purple fairy happens
mission: worse than a heartbreak
mission: he thunks
mission: avocado is a berry
mission: tangerines rule
mission: tiktok
mission: fuck dating
mission: owa owa
mission: lunch money
mission: fuck this soulmate shit
mission: namjooning
mission: male validation
mission: dilf wanted
mission: drip check
mission: jungkook gender envy
mission: seokjin's bitches
mission: lesbian protector
mission: koo
mission: could be us
mission: babies
mission: white room
mission: hot girl shi
mission: vacay update
mission: deactivate
mission: bye
mission: lots of love
mission: choking
mission: dating advice
mission: jin stans
mission: avengers who
mission: gay
mission: ^^
mission: sapnu pues
mission: who up
mission: math
mission: jungkook come back
mission: mosquitos
mission: SO fine.
mission: live scream
mission: truth or dare
mission: ninja
mission: mouth cancelling headphones
mission: jin's spot
mission: y/n's birthday
mission: astrology
mission: lowk angst
mission: oversharing
mission: and it happened.
mission: profile update
mission: mars' encounter
mission: that's it
mission: who raised these men
mission: pda
mission: sick hets
mission: deadline
mission: switchblade
mission: 4 am
mission: ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽบโฃ๏ธโŒš๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿฅธ
mission: big bank
mission: ramen
mission: clout
mission: kidnap
mission: cry about it
mission: burger king crown
mission: tag you're it
mission: asked out
mission: fxxk oxygen
mission: MY mental illness, MY coping mechanism
mission: bubblegum boy
mission: pokemon master
mission: homes getting wrecked
mission: dokis
mission: ghibli movies
mission: maid fit
mission: 2$ and farts
mission: fruit rollups
mission: profile update #2
mission: get it let it roll
mission: tumblr boy
mission: magic semen
mission: seokjin's mansion
mission: ticking bomb
mission: good for them
mission: kings
mission: teethies tuesday
mission: a week in
mission: first of all
mission: addition
mission: two hot boyfriends
mission: certified thief
mission: couple vlogging
mission: congrats bestie
mission: trauma reveal
mission: seokjin gay
mission: chivalry
mission: jackson
mission: 5 y/o
mission: WE'RE BACK
mission: profile update #3

mission: finding yoongi

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ื ื›ืชื‘ ืขืœ ื™ื“ื™ spillthattae

kim.joon has named the group 'finding yoongi' !

finding yoongi

9:34

jung.hosk
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
FINDING YOONGI

kim.joon
I MEAN I CAN'T
FIND YOONGI

jeon.junk
there are so many
hot guys here i'm
tempted to cheat
anytime like this is
gay church for me
kjhksghfkdg

jung.hosk
can you be a little
more thoughtful

jeon.junk
i am being thoughtful
about making this a
gay church

kim.joon
okay jungkook shut up
where are the others

y/nisgod
i thought i saw taehyung
and jimin doing beer pong

jung.hosk
they were shirtless

y/nisgod
explicit warning😏😏

-read by all at 9:26-


y/nisgod
WOW LOOK SUCH
GOOD FRIENDS

y/nisgod
each one of you is a thot
and i'm alone here

y/nisgod
except this guy called
mark who's speaking
in a forced canadian accent

jeon.junk
yn shut up lemme
enjoy this party and
make new friends🤌

kim.joon
you've been at the
same wall spot for
an hour now you pussy

y/nisgod
i'll call every introvert out
if you guys don't give me
the attention i demand👺

jung.hosk
i remember yoongi
going to the bathroom
but i don't remember
anything after those
2 shots of vodka so

kim.jinn
eediot

kim.jinn
evrybody here is
an eediot😭😭😭

kim.jinn 
😭😭😭😭

y/nisgod
i am confused?

kim.jinn
TAEHYUNG GOT KIDNAPPED

kim.joon
no he's the guy who's
singing frozen songs
shirtless

y/nisgod
seokjin are you ok

jeon.junk
he's not ok he has like
a bottle of vodka inside him

kim.jinn
vokkaaa😭😭😭 i drink

kim.joon
i'll handle this guy, can
someone please ask
around for yoongi

kim.jinn
YOONGUUUU

y/nisgod 
✨yoongu✨

jeon.junk
i've always wanted to
go to a college party
and when i finally do,
my awkward ass can't socialise. 

jeon.junk
god sometimes i wish
i could just strike a
conversation with someone

jeon.junk
eunwoo said he didn't
like parties and i was
like gucci with it bc
yeah okay bb i'm
supportive but at
least i could've
talked to him

jeon.junk
i tried getting myself
drunk on beer but
nothing is working

y/nisgod
oh honey are you fine?

y/nisgod
wait lemme come to you
where is your precious ass 

jung.hosk
taehyung and
jimin wtf

jeon.junk
why is everything
about the soulmates??? 

jung.hosk 
🧍

jung.hosk
i just saw taehyung give
jimin a lap dance🧍

jeon.junk
who said this was ok
btw i think i'm going to cry

jeon.junk
YN STOP HUGGING ME
PLS PEOPLE MIGHT
THINK IM HET

kim.joon
being het is not
wrong or anything 

jeon.junk
yes. yes it is. everything
wrong lies in heterosexuality. 

kim.joon

jung.hosk
OKAY I SEE
YOONGI FINALLY

kim.joon
THAT'S GREAT OMG
NOW TELL HIM WE
NEED TO LEAVE

jung.hosk
wait we were finding
yoongi to leave?

kim.joon
mf- YES WHAT
ELSE HOSEOK

jung.hosk
last time i check you
were the one who
basically forced us to
come here courtsey of
your friendship with
this jackson dude

kim.joon
not anymore this
is gross let's go

jeon.junk
you used to like jackson.

kim.joon
people change

jeon.junk
do people stop liking
people for being the
way they are? 

jeon.junk
does that mean friendship
is only special until we
see eachother's flaws?

kim.joon
oh i see a flaw
of yours rn 

kim.joon
it's called not shutting
the fuck up 

jeon.junk
dont be mean im
going thru stuff

jung.hosk
there's beer coming
out of your nose

jeon.junk
dont be mean.

y/nisgod
why is the bathroom filled
with people making out 🗿

kim.joon
they're basically all
over eachother oh my
god sex is repulsive now

jeon.junk
can someondy
hold my handf

jung.hosk
this bitch is drunk
and emo i can't🗿🗿

thejimim
HELLO BABIES
WHAT'S ROCKING

kim.joon
jimin up your ass
and leave with us😩

y/nisgod
JIMIN WHERE THE HELL
DID YOU GO AND LEAVE ME

kim.taetae
ha he chose me over you,
this calls for a celebration

y/nisgod
fuck off nobody talked
to you peasant😘😘

kim.taetae
wtf i'm just being his
soulmate you need
to fuck off

thejimim
if i may just explain
myself and make
everything right

kim.taetae
no i'm gonna fite and
make everything wrong🤗

thejimim
YOU GO SOULMATEFF
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

jung.hosk
yeah he drooled all
over his phone

y/nisgod
okay that's it i'm calling
this whole thing off 

y/nisgod
my mental space was not
prepared to see what
it saw today

thejimim 
@jeon.junk is crying :( i'll
leave with him and yn

kim.taetae
yoongi hyung is hitting
it off with these two girls

jeon.junk
girl?!!?!?!

jeon.junk
what isf thatr🥳🥳🥳🥳

thejimim
what we don't bang,
doesn't exist :)

kim.taetae
damn i think he's talking
to them real smooth-

kim.taetae
drink in one hand

y/nisgod
yoongi, playboy of 2021

kim.joon
i'm leaving with seokjin
does anyone wanna tag along

jung.hosk
i'll come, i can't stand
yoongi making out
with a girl or wtvr

kim.taetae
caught ur ass in 4k
getting JEALOUS📸

jung.hosk
UGH TAEHYUNG
DIE IN A HOLE

jung.hosk
joon wait up🥰

kim.taetae 
🙄

y/nisgod
yo taehyung just come
back with yoongi

kim.taetae
hey just a reminder,
don't tell me what to
fucking DO bitch.

y/nisgod
i-

kim.taetae
you don't know me,
idk you. i don't WANT
to get to know you and

y/nisgod
bitch we've been
friends for years

kim.taetae
you ain't payin my bills,
my autoMOBILESSSSSS

y/nisgod
kim taehyung you drunk
fucking thriving parasite 

kim.taetae 
🖕

y/nisgod
TAKE CARE OF YOONGI
I'M LEAVING GOODBYE

kim.taetae

kim.taetae
yo yoongi is laughing
with them- YOONGI
LAUGHED

kim.taetae
he doesn't laugh like
that way with me ☹️

kim.taetae
nobody deserves me.
k anyways

kim.taetae
wait wha

kim.taetae
bro i- WTF IS
HAPPENING 

kim.taetae
since none of you are
here, i'll just have a
deep monologue with me

kim.taetae
so yoongi's talking them
up and all yeah? i thought
he'd be in for a threesome
or something

kim.taetae
but then these two girls
start making out
(win for the gays)

kim.taetae
and yoongi started
cheering for them

kim.taetae
i was happy but then
this mark guy shows
up and they three
start making out

kim.taetae
i want to pluck my
eyes out and wash
them like dishes
and then throw
them away

kim.taetae
and this happened
while yoongi
clapped for them

min.yg
as i should have 

min.yg
taehyung you're
stalking me now?

min.yg
wait what's up with
the group's name

min.yg 
😐

min.yg
y'all were
finding me?

kim.joon
yoongi get
your ass home 

kim.taetae
hey yoongi hyung😚

min.yg
i'm sorry, why is @kim.joon
not being called out for
the hypocrite he is

min.yg
you were like forcing
us to dress up for this
party and uh sorry i
had fun and you
didn't, loser.

kim.joon
stop there's no time for
personal attacks,,, just
come back with tae

min.yg
ok fine jesus, what did
you guys do there?

thejimim
TAEHYUNG IS SURPRISINGLY
GOOD AT LAPDANCES :D

kim.taetae
oml- IKRRR

min.yg
moving on

jung.hosk
did you make out
with anyone yoongi?

min.yg
why do you
wanna know

jung.hosk
not that i care
or anything🥱🙄

min.yg
ok

jung.hosk
did you though?

min.yg
no

jung.hosk
the world is
bright again

y/nisgod
simp

jeon.junk
thr world has no
meaningr i wantr
to dir

jeon.junk
due

jeon.junk
dir

jeon.junk
dirrrr

jeon.junk
DIRR

jung.hosk
take your
time sweetie

min.yg
ok we get it you wanna
die stop taking the
spotlight, rude jungkook.

y/nisgod
yoongi you were
right all along

y/nisgod
students are
just gross.

min.yg
people*

-

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