Jesus's devil: WHATS UP FUCKERS I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU ALL SO GET ONLINE @everyone
Johzenji mother: wtf do you WANT
Stoner: I was watching a movie, make this shit quick
Forgotten Forever: hm?
Bowl cut brat: WHAT IS IT NOYA-SAN!?!?!?
Shiraboob: what is it
Farmer boi: hello Nishinoya, what's wrong?
Anxious crow: hi Noya! What is it???
The funny one: 🤔
Bro: WHAT IS IT???!?!??!?!??!!
Lazy bitch: what the FUCK is it? I am trying to sleep
The maddest of dogs: Kunimi it is 7pm- either way, wtf do you want Noya
Meme lord #1: heyo, what's up?
Jesus's devil: call your partner(s) by their nickname you have for them in your team chat! (Ushijima this doesn't rlly apply to you, but you can do it if you have a nickname for one of your close friends)
Meme lord #1: lol okay bet
The maddest of dogs: ...no
Lazy bitch: Im too tired
Forgotten Forever: okay lol
Anxious crow: oh- um okay!
Bro: LOL THIS'LL BE SO FUN!
Jesus's devil: TRUEEEEE
The funny one: 😌👍
Shiraboob: they'll be confused... But okay
Bowl cut brat: alright! O.O
Stoner: k
Farmer boi: 👍🏼
Johzenji mother: oh okay, that's fine I suppose
Prettykawas bf: um ok
Jesus's devil: Kunimi, you have sleep later, and Maddog, you're doing it idc
Kags: uh...
Jesus's devil: right I forgot- your single, it's fine Kags, you don't have to
Kags: I wouldn't even if I had a partner 😶
The maddest of dogs: fuck you Noya
Jesus's devil: I'd leave the fucking to Yahaba 😗
The maddest of dogs: DIE
Jesus's devil: I'd rather not 😙
Meme lord #1: Kyo bout to pull of to the Seijoh chat like: "bark bark woof woof"
The maddest of dogs: AEJDNWKDNW I HATE YOU ALL
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Aoba Johsai 'boys' vb GC
Mr. Buff arms: @captain Kawa
Captain Kawa: yes my love 💕
Kunimeme: I'm going to puke ugh
Mr. Buff arms: ...
Captain Kawa: did you need something Iwa-chan?
Mr. Buff arms: nothing lover boy
Watery: 🤨
Yahababe: Iwaizumi being affectionate in the gc 😶
Kyouken: 🧍🏼
Yahababe: u good 🤨
Kyouken: uh- yes
Yahababe: fuckin liar
Kunimeme: lol
Kin-die-chi: hi baby :)
Watery: and there's the one that give public affection but doesn't receive it b-
Kunimeme: hi love
Watery: 😃? Pardon?
Kunimeme: I'm greeting Kin'? Isn't that obvious?
Kin-die-chi: aw baby 😳
Kunimeme: :)
Captain Kawa: awww- Kindaichi is too pure for this world and I will keep saying it til the day I die 😌
Kin-die-chi: you wouldn say that if I told you what me and K-
Kunimeme: I know damn well he ain't about to expose me 😃
Kyouken: Iwaizumi-san
Mr. Buff arms: you realize he'll kill you if you don't, right??
Kyouken: fine 😐
Yahababe: ???????
Kyouken: Yahaba uh
Yahababe: istg- wtf 😃
Kyouken: hi darling
Watery: SHBZBSjwbdnandb????? IM SORRY??????
Captain Kawa: 🧍🏻♂️
Kin-die-chi: baby I'm not even here, I'm a hallucination 🧍🏻♂️
Yahababe: 😶 um? Puppy? This is the gc, y'know that right 🤨
Kyouken: AJEBSJDBSJDBSKDBDN
Captain Kawa: 🤨
Watery: look at that, Kyoutani is gay panicking 😃👍
Mattsun: @makki
Makki: heyo
Mattsun: what's up, bubs?
Makki: ...
Captain Kawa: BUBS???? PUPPY???? IM SORRY????? WTF????? YALL MFS ARENT INTO PDA USUALLY WTH IS THIS SHIT?????
Watery: LITERALYLENDBSJDBSN
yahababe: well- technically Iwaizumi started it
Makki: JabsbsnwjdbNNNnnNNabsbsb
anKan
Watery: is he like... Okay?
Mattsun: maybe
Makki: I'm over the gay panik
Watery: mf what is that 😃???
Kyouken: JQJDNAK OM NIR
Yahababe: he said: "JQJDNAK IM NOT"
Kyouken: FUCK YOU
Yahababe: puppy, it's the other way around though 😊
Watery:
Mattsun: BABHAHAHAHAVDBAH WATERY IS MEMEING
Makki: AKDNAKDN LMAO
captain Kawa: Yahaba, shut your ever flapping gob-talker
Yahababe: 😶
Kyouken: go captain 🕺🏼
Captain Kawa: mf you ain't no better 🤨
Kyouken: 🤐
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Karasuno 'boys' vb gc
Tanaka: YOOOO
Noya: HEYOWOSKNS
Asahi: hi Ryu, hi Yū :)
Tanaka: ansjdbwjdb
Noya: hey love!
Suga: what is it?
Daichi: did you two need something?
Kiyoko: now why on earth is Tanaka having a gay panick over a greeting 🤨
Asahi: what?
Tanaka: There's no reason Kiyoko 😁
Kiyoko: Them rn: "and I said no, y'know like a liar"
Tanaka: AHWHSAAAAA KIYOKO NASKSNDNS
Kino: I know damn well this bitch aint-
Noya: Kino 🤨 they gon do it
Kino: 😶
Tanaka: hey hadhdbej
Noya: know what🤦🏼
Asahi: love bug? What's wrong?
Tanaka: AJDNWDWNFBWKDBWN
Enno: and so he screamed
Tsukki: 🧍🏼
Shōyo: 🤨
Asahi: Prince, is bubba okay? 😨
Noya: their fine love, just panicking
Tanaka: AJDBWJFBMFBWKCEUDJW
Yachi: Kiyoko-san?
Kiyoko: hm? Yes, Hitoka?
Yachi: 😖💕
Kiyoko: aw sweets 💖
Noya: Love? Could you come by Ryu's, I'm with them. Just uh
Asahi: okay, but may I ask why?
Noya: well um, their just a bit nervous rn so I'm not tryna uh
Asahi: understood, omw
Kino: hey Narita, Enno
Enno: hm?
Narita: yes?
Tsukki: who're y'all again 🧍🏼
Yams: Tsukki istg 🙂
Tsukki: and so I shut up 🤐
Shōyo: AJDNAJDJS LMAOOOO
Kino: HA- anygays
Narita: 😗
Kino: @enno sugar?
Enno: hm 😃?
Kino: 🧍🏼
Narita: 🧍🏻♂️
Enno: 🧍🏻
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Inarizaki 'boys' vb gc
Miya 1: ha! I'm Miya 1 😌
Miya 2: Tsumu ISTG-
Suna: daddy chill
Ginjima: Suna- 😃
Aran: 😐
Kita: ... wtf
Omimi: 🧍🏻♂️
Aran: Suna what bullshit just came out yer mouth? 🤨
Suna: I said, daddy chill
Aran: this bitch 🧍🏾♂️
Suna: 😛
Miya 1: my- Suna wtf- that's my brother 😭
Suna: and so? 🤨 Tf do ya have to do with us? 😐
Miya 1: DONT TOUCH MY BROTHER 😭
Miya 2: idk who this man is, he could be walking down the street i- I wouldn't know a thing 🧍🏻♂️
Miya 1: IM JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YER DUMBASS SAMU 😭
Miya 2: I know damn well 🧍🏻♂️
Suna: am I dangerous? 🤨
Kita: 😐
Aran: 😗
Kita: 🙄
Aran: 😊
Suna: did they just communicate through emojis 🧍🏻♀️
Ginjima: 🧍🏻♂️
Akagi: I LEAVE FOR 30 MINUTES
Kita: 😬
Aran: 😗
Akagi: I hate all of you 🤦🏻♂️
Omimi: 🟧⬛
Miya 1: Omimi are ya telling us yer s*per str*ight? 🤢
Omimi: n-
Kita removed Omimi
Suna: ya coulda let the man explain himself 🧍🏻♀️
Ginjima added Omimi
Kita: best have a good explaination for me 😐
Omimi: the colors were for PH ya DUMB FUCKERNSNXNWND
Kita: 😃?
Miya 2: 🤨
Ginjima: i-
Aran: 🤦🏾♂️
Akagi: sometimes I want to kill all of ya and then myself 🧍🏻♂️
Miya 1: I think yer gonna need some therapy Akagi-senpai 🧍🏼♂️
Suna: 🧍🏻♀️
Miya 2: anygays
Suna: bye darling
Suna went offline
Miya 2: IM FUCKIGNF SRYR????
Aran: "I'm fucking sorry????" Is what he said
Kita: how 🧍🏼♂️
Aran: 🤷🏾♂️
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Nekoma 'boys' vb gc
Moto Moto: and so that's how I fell down a sewer drain 😗
Kuroo: i-
Yaku: Dumb. Dumb as hell 😐
Lev: I'm- alrighty then 🧍🏼♂️
Kai: Yamamoto you make no sense 🧍🏻♂️
Moto Moto: 😛
Fukunaga: 😗
Moto Moto: HEYYYY FUKU'
Fukunaga: hey sexy, nice ass
Lev: Jsndnsdbsndenndsnbdsnnddb
Inuoka: hm, let's talk about things that should be deleted after typed 🧍🏻♂️
Moto Moto: AJDNAJDJS FUKUNAGA AHWHSSHSB WHAT
Kuroo: can't tell if thats a gay keyboard smash or a laugh keyboard smash
Fukunaga: probably both
Yaku: why you talking so much 🧍🏼♂️
Fukunaga: 🤷🏻
Lev: uh
Yaku: shut up bottom
Lev: 🤨
Kitten: 😃
Lev: but that's not what you sa-
Yaku: Lev:🧍🏼♂️ Me:🤾🏼♂️
Lev: 🤐
Kuroo: so we gonna ignore what Fukunaga said? 🤨
Shibayama: we sure gonna try too 😬
Teshiro: yeah what Shib-
Yaku: I'm sorry, Teshiro? I wouldnt speak, less than a quarter the fandom knows who you are
Teshiro: and less than a quarter of the vb team knows about your undying love for L-
Yaku removed Teshiro
kitten: 👁️👄👁️
Kuroo: but he's apart of the vb team 😭
Yaku: did I ask? 🧍🏼♂️
Lev: DEJDBSNDN
Yaku: ?
Lev: TESHIRO PM'ED ME
Yaku: 🤐
Fukunaga: either way, what I said was bc Noya dared our whole gc to call our lover by their petname so uh ya
Kuroo: what is the gc? 🤨
Fukunaga: trans chat 😛
Kuroo: okay, pm me 😗
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Shiratorizawa vb team groupchat
Tendou: so basically, I jumped off the roof of my house onto the trampoline 😌
Ushijima: that is unsafe
Tendou: idc 😛
Semi: i- I'm not even gonna try anymore
Shirabu is online
Tendou: SHIRABABY~
Semi: Ten' 🧍🏼♂️
Shirabu: hi satori hi eita
Tendou: you okay? :(
Shirabu: mhm why wouldn't I be :)
Semi: I think he was referring to the fact that you usually type with perfect essay level grammar
Shirabu: oh im just tired
Reon: 🧍🏽♂️
Goshiki: HIIIIII HANDSOME!!! :D
Reon: hey beautiful ❤️
Goshiki: 💕 :D
Taichi: ew love
Tendou: ur too tight taichi 🙄
Taichi: 🧍🏼♂️
Semi: 😬
Yamagata: love is such a beautiful thing, wish I had it 😞
Semi: rlly said: "pick me, choose me"
Yamagata: I know damn well you didn't just call me a pick me boy 🤨
Shirabu went offline
Taichi: wait is he like actually okay?
Goshiki: are they*
Taichi: right, sorry
Tendou: I'll go check on them :(
Semi: me too
Ushijima: Why are you guys so worried?
Tendou: because Kenjirō usually says bye to us, and they've been acting off
Semi: ^
Ushijima: oh
Goshiki: I hope Shirabu is okay :'(
Reon: I'm sure they are <3
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(Their names is what Shirabu
has them as in their phone)
Call between Tendou,
Shirabu, and Semi
Satori 💕: love?
Eita ❤️: beautiful?
Satori 💕: what's wrong paradise? :(
Shirabu: nothing :)
Eita ❤️: baby, I know that's a lie
Shirabu: ...
Satori 💕: Love, please tell us what's wrong, we care about you
Shirabu: ...
Eita ❤️: were coming to your dorm, okay?
Shirabu: okay...
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