tv wife | katsuki bakugo

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━in which a feral hedgehog ends up falling in love with the actress that plays his wife on tv. ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═... المزيد

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epilogue
thank you
bonus: lemon
bonus: quadruple date
bonus: coming out
bonus: headcanons
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note, please read.
buttered noodles.
new account !

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lesbialien 🎆 | 12:16 a.m.
jiro wtf

butters mama | 12:16 a.m.
i'm equally confused??

jera 🌶 | 12:16 a.m.
wait u didn't know about this, mina?

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:16 a.m.
no???

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:17 a.m.
the agency didn't know either, apparently!

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:17 a.m.
now i'm getting calls from our agent

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:17 a.m.
and all i can say is "idk either"

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:17 a.m.
jiro????

ami 🦶 | 12:18 p.m.
i'm guessing she's not at home either?

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:18 a.m.
i mean she is???

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:18 a.m.
but she's locked in her room

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:21 a.m.
and the fire escape is by her window. . .

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:21 a.m.
i'm on the roof.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:22 a.m.
i'm sorry.

yaomommy 💋 | 12:22 a.m.
what are you even apologizing for?

yaomommy 💋 | 12:22 a.m.
wasn't it your decision?

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:23 a.m.
not exactly. . .

jera 🌶 | 12:23 a.m.
i'm guessing it has smth to do with the realist???

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:24 a.m.
yeah, and it's my fault.

butters mama | 12:25 a.m.
media ppl are sneaky,
i doubt it's ur fault

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:25 a.m.
as long as ur honest, i'll leave it up to u
to tell our agent or not

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:25 a.m.
i'm not about to rat u out and knowing u,
u probably had a valid reason

yaomommy 💋 | 12:26 a.m.
oh gosh. . .

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:28 a.m.
obviously this isn't ideal, but
i do have really personal feelings for you,
yaomomo. and it's not just a "through the
screen" type thing. i didn't want them to
upload any of your images or whatever
they had.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:29 a.m.
i ended up making a really reckless
deal and they agreed that if my ID leak
gained enough popularity, they'd let
it go. but i guess it didn't, not enough for
them anyway.

jera 🌶 | 12:29 a.m.
SHDJASD

jera 🌶 | 12:29 a.m.
THAT'S SO GAY

butters mama | 12:30 a.m.
JERA NOT THE TIME 😭

yaomommy 💋 | 12:30 a.m.
give me a second. . . this is just
a lot to take in.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:30 a.m.
. . .

yaomommy 💋 | 12:31 a.m.
i appreciate your feelings, but
i'm still hesitant on the genuineness of your personal feelings; not that i'm invalidating them.

yaomommy 💋 | 12:31 a.m.
maybe if we spent time together in-person
we could put that to test? then i could
experience your feelings face to face.

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:31 a.m.
y'all it isn't pride month anymore this is illegal

ami 🦶 | 12:32 p.m.
i hate to be the bringer of bad news

ami 🦶 | 12:32 p.m.
but both of u are under fire rn technically

ami 🦶 | 12:32 p.m.
so it isn't safe for either of u to meet up rn :(

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:33 a.m.
idk as far as i've seen lesbian love is literally the strongest love possible
so they could probably do it

jera 🌶 | 12:33 a.m.
JSDJSK

jera 🌶 | 12:33 a.m.
MINA-

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:33 a.m.
I'M NOT WRONG

yaomommy 💋 | 12:34 a.m.
i do appreciate your effort in trying
to preserve my image, but it's always been
"tainted" since i selected this career.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:34 a.m.
honestly, it's about time i revealed
my identity anyway.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:35 a.m.
mina never spoke up about it but
it's always been her dream to do concerts;
me being anonymous kinda ruined it.

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:35 a.m.
🥺🥺🥺

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:35 a.m.
have i told u abt how amazing and seggsy u are

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:36 a.m.
just slide me gummy worms underneath the door.

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:36 a.m.
ur back in ur room?

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:36 a.m.
for gummy worms, yes.

butters mama | 12:37 a.m.
would u like some cat pictures
to make u feel better?

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:37 a.m.
yes, please.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:37 a.m.
especially so i can use it against
bakugo.

yaomommy 💋 | 12:37 a.m.
your cat is named buttered noodles, right?

yaomommy 💋 | 12:37 a.m.
he's very cute!

jera 🌶 | 12:38 a.m.
also stupid

jera 🌶 | 12:38 a.m.
he ate my fumking cheeto

ami 🦶 | 12:38 p.m.
mr squid is cuter

ami 🦶 | 12:39 p.m.
fumking

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:39 a.m.
fumking

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:39 a.m.
fumking.

butters mama | 12:40 a.m.
fumking

yaomommy 💋 | 12:40 a.m.
fumking.

jera 🌶 | 12:41 a.m.
man fuck y'all 😭

butters mama | 12:41 a.m.

butters mama | 12:41 a.m.

butters mama | 12:41 a.m.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:42 a.m.
thank you.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:42 a.m.
also, how am i supposed to
talk to our agent?

butters mama | 12:43 a.m.
u can always act stupid

butters mama | 12:43 a.m.
like how i forgot i had a meeting w mashi
and he had to remind me thru twt

jera 🌶 | 12:44 a.m.
u weren't acting tho

butters mama | 12:44 a.m.
shut up

ami 🦶 | 12:45 p.m.
to be fair, denki and sero
forgot too

jera 🌶 | 12:45 a.m.
that doesn't rlly help her case 💀

butters mama | 12:45 a.m.
go read a lemon or smth, ugly

jera 🌶 | 12:46 a.m.
shut up ur ugly

ami 🦶 | 12:46 p.m.
this isn't very seggsy rn

butters mama | 12:46 a.m.
that's bc jera's here

jera 🌶 | 12:47 a.m.
i'm literally the fiona to ur king
farquaad rn

butters mama | 12:47 a.m.
i will bop u w my bigass chin then

butters mama | 12:47 a.m.
cmere

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:47 a.m.
ANYWAY

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:48 a.m.
BACK ON TOPIC

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:48 a.m.
aw i was kinda enjoying it :(

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:48 a.m.
shush.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:49 a.m.
anyway, i'm unsure of what to tell our
agent.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:49 a.m.
i can't just say "oh i forgot".

yaomommy 💋 | 12:51 a.m.
well, telling the truth could lead to
potential lawsuits and a court case
of some sort knowing media
companies and whatnot.

yaomommy 💋 | 12:51 a.m.
admitting it as an impulsive decision
is your best decision, in my opinion.

yaomommy 💋 | 12:52 a.m.
especially since you're trending
under three different hashtags right now;
the bright side for your agency is that it
created a lot of publicity.

yaomommy 💋 | 12:53 a.m.
so, in retrospect, they can't be that mad.

ami 🦶 | 12:53 p.m.
well, it's clear who has the brain cell now

ami 🦶 | 12:54 p.m.
i agree with yaomomo

ami 🦶 | 12:54 p.m.
it could result in u getting scolded but it's
worth it, i'd say

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:55 a.m.
agreed !!

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:55 a.m.
mainly bc i can't come up w anything
better :))

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:56 a.m.
either way i'm here for u, bestie

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:56 a.m.
that's actually a really good idea.

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:56 a.m.
thank you so much, yaomomo.

yaomommy 💋 | 12:56 a.m.
of course! <3

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:56 a.m.
and also, mina. . .

lesbialien 🎆 | 12:57 a.m.
?

jirhoe 🎶 | 12:57 a.m.
you may be here for me, but the
gummy worms you were supposed
to get me aren't.

thank u sm for 50k :) i love u all very much <3

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