You have been warned
HAHAHA IM ON A MAJOR SUGAR HIGH CUZ I HAS TWO COKES AND AN ICE CREAM AND A CHOCOLATE BROWNIE SO I SHALL EAT A LLAMA!!! WAIT WHAT??? NO, I SHALL WRITE A CHATTYROOM.
LEGOLAS: Uhhh hi... sis r u ok?
MEEZERS: YEAH!!!!
LEGGY DA BED: Ok... and I'm not a bed
MEEZERS: OK LLAMA FACE
JAN-JAN THE DUCK: HI LEGGY IM JAN JAN HOW IS YOUR UNISMAUG????
LEGGY DA BREAD: Finally someone asks!
JAN-JAN: IKR! No one asks about my UNISMAUG ANYMORE
LEGGY DA BREAD: Uhhh sis I'm an elf not Lembas
MEEZERS: FINE THEN, PARTY POOPER!
LEGOLAS THE MAILBOX: not a mailbox either
MEEZERS: I DONT GIVE A-
LEGGY DA PARTY POOPER: KEEP IT PG SISTAH!
MEEZERS: FRODO!
LEGGY THE MUSTARD: OH
JAN JAN: NO
DOM: YOU
LIV: DI'INT!
MELALALALALA: YES I DID!
MIDDLE TO DA EARTH: 0_0
LEGOSASS: -______-
MEELLAMA: ITS A WHAAAAAAALE
PERCY JACKSON: Hay girlfriend
MEEEEEE: NO NO GO MAKE OUT WITH ANNABETH PERCABETH IS MAH OTP
PERCY: LA CU-CA-RA-CHA LA CU-CA-RA-CHA LA CU-CA-RA-CHA!
MOI: HAY FARTNUGGET HOW ARE YOU
FÄEEEEEE: GOOD! HOW ARE YOU, NUGGETFART?
MOI: MOOOOOOO
FÄEEEEE: OINKIDOINKY
*this part Fae wrote*
IM IN A MAJORER SUGAR RUSH AND CAFFEINE HIGH AND I MIGHT HAVE HAD SOME WINE SO LLAMAS JUMPED OFF THE MOON AND INTO MY GLO STICK POOL.
Arwen the potato: are you ok?
Me: um no. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes YESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOLLAMA
Arwen: IM NOT A POTATO
ME: YES YOU ARE. YOU SHALL BE A POTATO UNTIL FLORIDA FREEZES OVER
ARWEN THE MESA: NO HABLO ESPAÑOL Y NO SOY UNA MESA
ME: SI SI TU ERES UNA MESA Y TU ERES MUY FABULOSO
ARWEN THE CHAIR: THATS NOT EVEN SPANISH
ME: TANT PE
ARWEN THE FRENCH FRY: I SPEAK ELVISH AND WESTRON I DONT KNOW FRENCH
ME: TOO BAD TOO BAD TOO BAD TOO BAD TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LINDIR THE LINDOR CHOCOLATE: LOL
ME: GET YOUR SORRY LINDOR BUTT OUT OF HERE
LINDIR THE LINDOR: OMG K FINE BAI *SKEDADDLES OUT WITH LINDOR CHOCOLATE IN HIS HAND*
ME: I LOVE WARM HUGS
DENETHOR THE LLAMA: *hugs me*
ME: OMIGOD GET OFF ME I HATE HUGS EWWWW GO JUMP YOUR SORRY *donkey* OFF A CLIFF
RENNI THE SPAZZ BUTT: *laughs hysterically in my ear* WHEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHA IMMA WHALE
DENETHOR THE LLAMA: OKAY FINE AND IM NOT A LLAMA. IM A POTATO CHIP
MEH: WELP OKI DOKEY FINE WHATEVS TANT PE CAN U LEAVE NOW SO BAAAIIIII CHOCHOUMMACHA
SERGIO THE LLAMA: HEY GUYS IM DATING A SCREAMING CHICKEN FANGIRL
MOI: OH COOL BUT I KNEW THAT BC I CREATED YOU
EVANGELLINE LILY: HI
DOMINIC MONAGHAN: HI
ME: OMG YOU BETTER GET YOUR SORRY SELVES BACK TOGETHER OR THR ENTIRE WORLD WILL FALL APART. I WANT YOU HITCHED THIS AFTERNOON! MWAHAHAHA
DOM: OKEI
EVE: SURE
THEM: *kiss*
ME: OMYGOD MY BABIES ARE TOGETHER I THINK IM DEAD OR MAYBE PASSED OUT FROM ONE TOO MANY SIPS OF WINE WHOOOPSSS I THOUGHT I HATED WINE THO. OMG IDK
ME: WELP ITS MIDNIGHT AND IM AT A PUB AND OKI DOKEY I SWEAR ITS LEGAL DONT TURN ME IN
ELRONDO: GET YOUR SIRRY BUTT TO BED YOUR ONLY 1013
ME: THATS LYKE ANCIENT HOW OLD ARE YOU?
ELROND: WHAT IM ONLY LIKE-
ME: LIKE A MILLION?
ELRONDO: NO. IM A MILLION AND ONE
ME: WELP BAI DADDIO IM GOING TO DRINK MORE FANTA HAHAHA BAIBAI
ARWEN: *twerks in front of Aragorn*
ARAGORN: GO BABY GO
ME: OMIGOD WHAT AM I WITNESSING I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE ARWEN WHY WOULD YOU TAKE AFTER DAD HES MENTAL?
ELRONDO: EXCUSE ME? YOUR THE ONE WRITING THIS. AND STAHP CALLING ME ELRONDO
ME: ELRONDO ELRONDO ELRONDO ELRONDO ELRONDO ELRONDO GLADYS GET YOUR GOLDEN BUTT IN HERE
GALADRIEL THE POLICEMAN: YESSIR
ME: IMMA GROWN UP LADY
GLADYS: YESGROWNUPLADY
ME: WHY IS THIS IN CAPS
RENNI: LLAMAS
ME: OH
GLADYS: YOU CALLED MASTER
ME: TAKE ELRONDO TO JAIL
ELRONDO: WUT
GLADYS: WUT
EVERYONE IN MIDDLE-EARTH: WUT
ME: YOU HEARD ME GOLDEN-BUTT GET A SCOOTIN
GLADYS: WELP OKEI BAI
ME: *puts on rainbow tiara* LOOK IM SO FAB YOU ALREADY KNOW IM IN THE FAST LANE FROM LA TO MIRKWOOD
RANDOM POTATO: HI
POTATO FANGIRLS: OMG LOOK A POTATO ITS SO POTATO-Y I WANNA KISS ITS POTATONESS OMG I CANT EVEN ITS SO POTATO-Y I AM INCAPABLE OF EVENING EVER AGAIN
ME: *eats potato*
POTATO FANGIRLS: NOOOOO *stab me to death*
ME: *dies forever*
*renni*
MOIDIDAW: LEGGY GET READY FOR YOUR ROBOTICS CLUB MEETING
LEGGY: OK OK
MOO: HURRY UP YOU WILL MISS YOUR LLAMA!
LEGGY: COMING MOTHER
MOOMII: IM NOT YO MAMA
EOWYNNY: IM YOUR MOTHER LAZY BUTT
LEGOSASS: NUH UH
EOWYNNY: YUH HUH
LEGOSASS: NUH UH
EOWYNNY: YUH HUH
DANDY THANDY FK: SHUT THE FRODO UP
FRODO: YOU CALLED? *throws rainbows*
DANDY THRANDY FK: NOPE
FRODO: *dissapears*
SAMMY MAMMY: *burps like Ori*
CELEBORN: THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO MCDONALDS
LEGGY: IKR!!!!
GOLLUM: WHERE DOES MOOLALA END ITS PATH?
MWAZIES: NARNIA!!!
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I'll leave you to figure that out... Btw any name that has an 'M' and/or doesn't make sense is me talking. But just 'Me' is boring and 'Mwazallozers' is epic so go train ur llamacorn. Goodbye and I'm sorry if I made you lose your sanity plz don't sue me. BAI!