Note: this was written like the day i wrote this, so most of the jokes are pretty cringy
_Bitch_
Chap 1
1st scene
After a few minutes of just standing like a weirdo, like seriously, why do people, I mean, snobby rich douche do that? Aren't they cold? They just fucvking woke up!
Y/N: Hey, uh, you're going off script.
Author: I know! Im just ranting!
Nayeon: Jisoos, what's up with her?
Tzuyu: puberty and hormones can cause unreadable mood swings
Nayeon: How do you know?
Tzuyu: I too, am a hormonal teenager.
*beeep*
Chap 2
Scene three
"Okay girls, " said a voice, catching the girls' attention. "I've sorted all of your files and schedules." A man in a red suit said, turning around, now facing the girls. "All is done. Welcome to The School of Prestigious Yelling"
Twice: What?
Principal: Wait- is this actually my line?
Author: lol sorry, sorry. It's just really hard to think of a noun that starts with Y
Chaeyoung: and whY must it be a Y?
Jeongyeon: Hahaha. I see what you did there!
Author: uh-
*Beeep*
Chap 3
Scene 3
After that, I get all my necessities. Phone, wallet and egotistical personality
Mina: pftt—
Jennie n Jeongyeon: Hahahaha
Jisoo: wtf??
All four of them laughed as they held their stomach
Y/N: Ey I'm just sayin'. This Y/N is one cocky motherfucka
*beeep*
_Cold_ (My other story)
Chap 3
Scene 1
The water was about 19 Celsius. How do you know? Cause I'm a boss bitch-
Author: Cut
Dahyun: Alexa play boss bitch by doja cat
Auto: what-no wAit-
Twice: *starts to do the sh*t the celebs do at the Grammys with Chaeyoung as their photographer*
Y/N: Yesssss queeennsss- wait no- goddeseeesss
Author: *sigh* let's just get back to the story
*beeeep*