Sailors: *singing* Over The Sea Let's Go Men We're Shoving Right Off......
Paul The Sailor: And, we are too. *sees Emma on the top of the ship*
Emma: *waving*
Paul The Sailor: *angrily* We're shoving off from home! Shoving off from home! *mopping*
Emma: Very sloppy, Roscoe!
Paul The Sailor: *chases Emma on the ship*
Emma: *hides and thinks she's safe*
Paul The Sailor: *beats her up and cloncks her on the head, knocking her out, with a clonking sound effect, and holds her by her neck, walking towards the edge of the ship to throw her out into the sea*
Emma: *being carried by Paul, her eyes closed and mouth closed*
Ship Captain: *walks on by*
Paul The Sailor: *salutes*
Emma: *salutes too, despite being knocked out and her eyes and mouth are still closed*
Paul The Sailor: *continues what he is doing and throws Emma off the ship*
Emma: *being thrown off the ship, towards the water, with her eyes and mouth still closed*
Paul The Sailor: *watches her fall towards the water and splashes, making him smile contentedly, and goes back to work on cleaning the ship*
This story was written on Monday, June 28th, 2021.
A/N This story is a reference to the 1942 Merrie Melodies cartoon, Conrad The Sailor, featuring Daffy Duck, pestering a sailor on a ship, all throughout the cartoon! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.