Touya: Add him you won't
Shouto: Why the hell would I do that
Touya: Pussy
Shouto: What the fuck is a pussy
Izuku: Something you wouldn't want to touch because I'm here
Natsuo: 💀💀💀
Touya: RIP that pussy—
Natsuo:
Shouto: I have no idea what's going on anymore
Touya: Well let me explain
Touya: You're a pussy
Shouto: That tells me nothing
Touya: Just add Bakugou I'd like to talk to this fellow asshole
Shouto: And why would I give you that satisfaction?
Touya: Because I'm cool?
Shouto: Nope.
Touya: I'll stop making Frozen jokes for a week 🥺
Shouto: Are you sure?
Touya: I have never broken a promise 😌
Shouto: Now we both know that's a fucking lie we're done with this conversation
Touya: WAIT IF YOU AGREE I WILL ALSO BUY YOU SOBA FOR A MONTH
Shouto: ...
Shouto: Three months
Touya: DEAL
Katsuki has been added.
Touya:
Shouto: Wait
Shouto:
Shouto: This was a bad idea
Touya: HAHAHAAH FUCKER I HAVE NO MONEY WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA BE BUYING THREE MONTHS WORTH OF SOBA WITH
Touya: AND ANOTHER THING
Touya: KEIGO
Keigo: Yes?
Touya: Don't let them in don't let them see be the good girl you always have to be ;)
Keigo: Lowkey turned on 😫
Shouto: Alright I'm out
Shouto: Izuku can we leave
Izuku: um...
Shouto: What's wrong?
Izuku: ...You do realize you just woke Kacchan up from his sleep right?
Shouto: Wait fuck what time is it?
Izuku: 9pm?
Touya: Who tf is asleep at this time
Shouto: Bakugou goes to sleep at 8:30 because apparently he needs his beauty sleep or something
Shouto: Idk that's what our classmates say
Touya: I call bs I don't believe it
Shouto: Really?
Touya: Yeah. A high schooler? Going to sleep at a decent time? Make a more believable lie next time 🙄
Shouto: Uhm alright
Shouto: Izuku before I die I just want you to know that I love you
Izuku: I love you too. Oh and by the way I thought I should let you know that I was the one who took your All Might sweater
Shouto: Wait what? You told me my father burned it?
Izuku: I'm sorry it was so big on me and it was so comfortable that I couldn't help but take it 😔
Shouto: Now I know where you got that oversized hoodie from
Izuku: Don't be mad 😣
Shouto: I'm not mad I justAowbagehwowowhwhAIWHWVDIEOQBSHOWWHVWJWWO
Touya: Oops looks like someone's finally dying
Touya: Smh time for a funeral it was getting boring anyway 😪
Izuku: ??? Touya what did you do???
Touya: WOAH? You go ahead and blame me immediately damn what did I do to deserve this
Touya: It ain't my fault your boyfriend has STD's god 🙄
Natsuo: NOT THE STD'S 😭😭😭
Izuku: Well if it wasn't you then who was it?
Touya: LIKE I WOULD FUCKING KNOW
Izuku: You better tell me or else
Touya: Oh? I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake
Izuku: I'm gonna Detroit ansbauwkkqkqnwshwoNhhuaISWHWGWVWUWIWKNQ
Natsuo: Damn Touya now you went after the boyfriend Shouto's definitely gonna kill you
Touya: Again, wasn't me
Natsuo: You sure you're acting a tiny bit sus 🤔
Touya: WHAT ABOUT YOU, NATSU!? YOU'RE SUS
Fuyumi: Why does this sound like we're playing among us
Natsuo: Maybe we are and we just don't know it
Touya: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Fuyumi: I've heard stupider
Fuyumi: Like listening to you talk
Touya: YUMI NOW IS NOT THE TIME
Natsuo: Fr we need to find the imposter
Touya: We are not doing this today
Natsuo: Or are we?
Touya: SHUT UP
Natsuo: NO YOU SHUT UP
Touya:
Natsuo:
Keigo:
Touya: Wait a damn minute
Touya: THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE IN THIS CHAT THAT HAVE BEEN QUIET THE ENTIRE TIME
Touya: AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, KEIGO
Keigo: Hold up I've been eating Yakitori this whole time
Natsuo: VOTE 👏 HIM 👏 OFF
Touya: SHUT 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 UP
Keigo: And who's to say it was me? Nothing gets in the way of Yakitori
Touya: Even murder?
Keigo: Of course
Touya: Fine I believe you
Touya: BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH FROZEN WITH ME UNTIL YOU WERE DONE WITH YOUR YAKITORI YESTERDAY
Keigo: I WAS HUNGRY
Touya: ugh whatever
Touya: But there's someone who's still sus
Rei: If you're talking about me, I'm just as confused as you are
Natsuo: What about Yumi?
Touya: If I blame her for being sus she's gonna tell Handjob to fuck with me again
Fuyumi: What? Why would I do something like that?
Touya: DON'T PLAY DUMB ASSWIPE
Fuyumi: You'll regret calling me an asswipe...
Touya: SEE
Natsuo: Doesn't seem sus to me. Moving on
Touya: You gotta be kidding me
Natsuo: Don't question it
Natsuo: ANYWAY
Natsuo: Maybe we should bait the imposter out like with food or something
Fuyumi: That's stupid, wouldn't Hawks be the only one to come for it?
Touya: Smh if you leave free food anywhere who's to say I won't take it
Touya: Just as long as it ain't fish then we good
Natsuo: Then I'm leaving some fish out
Touya: You stupid bitch you trying to kill me!?
Natsuo: DUDE WE'RE TRYING TO FIND THE IMPOSTER NOT YOUR CRUSTY ASS
Touya: EXCUSE ME!? DID YOU JUST CALL MY ASS CRUSTY!?
Natsuo: YEAH
Touya: That's not true Keigo says it's perfect 🥺
Natsuo: God you're such a child
Touya: Okay whatever you say Mr. "leave my Caprisun out of this"
Natsuo: FUCK YOU
Touya: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS
Katsuki: This family really is fucked up what the hell
Touya: NO SHIT CAPTAIN OBVIOUS GET OFF MY ASS ALREADY
Touya: Wait
Fuyumi: Who
Natsuo: The fuck
Keigo: Are you
Touya: OMFG YOU'RE KATSUKI BAKUGOU I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PART OF THE FAMILY ✨❤️
Katsuki: Fuck no
Touya: TOO LATE YOU'RE IN THIS GROUP CHAT YOU'RE A TODOROKI NOW
Touya: I DON'T MAKE THE RULES
Katsuki: I don't care about your damn rules, unless you wanna die
Touya: Ohhhh? A threat? Kid let me tell you something I don't fear death so before you threaten someone check who you're threatening
Katsuki: I know who you are
Katsuki: You're the dipshit that kidnapped me
Touya: Yikes too bad for you I'm a changed man 😌
Keigo: *cough* Liar
Touya: YOU KNOW WHAT NOBODY ASKED YOU
Fuyumi: But he isn't wrong. I could list how many crimes you've committed since then
Touya: OH PISS OFF I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE
Natsuo: HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE CONVERSATION
Touya: THAT'S NOT TRUE, RIGHT BAKUGOU???
Katsuki: Of course it's fucking true, I'd rather be fucking asleep
Katsuki: Now if you'll fucking leave me alone, I got bodies to hide
Touya: wAiT a DaMn MinUtE
Touya: It's only midnight why are you hiding bodies now, terrible choice man tsk tsk tsk
Natsuo: FUCKING DUMBASS
Natsuo: Think about the context of the situation
Touya: ...wait a damn minute
Touya: Why do you want to fuck asleep 🤔
Natsuo: Nevermind 🤦🏻♂️
Natsuo: Bakugou, I was wondering in behalf of my STUPID BROTHER
Touya: *genius superior
Natsuo: 🙄
Natsuo: I was wondering why you're hiding bodies
Katsuki: Deku and Icyhot woke me up, and if you don't shut up, you're next
Natsuo: Deku?
Touya: I C Y H O T ?
Touya: Omg I'm never gonna let him live this down
Touya: FUCKING ICYHOT HAHAHAHAHAH
Keigo: But Icyhot is so good for soothing wounds I don't understand
Touya: Shhhhh let me have this moment Keigo
Touya: My brother has the dumbest fucking nickname and now I can make fun of him for it
Touya: It's what he gets for calling me a raisin
Katsuki: Shut the hell up before I make this asshole give me your address
Touya: Damn Shouto would rad me out in a heartbeat :/
Touya: Look, all I want to know is if you're the imposter
Natsuo: SO IT IS AMONG US
Touya: SILENCE WENCH
Natsuo:
Touya: HSVAISKAKAJ WTF 💀💀💀
Katsuki: If an answer will shut you all up then yes I knocked those two fuckfaces out and I'm leaving them outside the dorms
Touya: I like this one
Touya: Keigo can I keep him
Touya: He can be our first kid
Keigo: Well uh maybe wait a while?
Touya: For what? God let me keep him
Natsuo: Not Touya trying to kidnap a minor again 💀
Katsuki: Oh to hell with this