RR17: The story began when BAAAAAHHHH U ALREADY KNOW IT WHEN CHAMP DIED, LINK WOKE UP, ZELDA SUFFERING GOT IT? oh and btw, it will take another 100 years for Link to actually save Zelda. (Why is Zelda still 17 even tho she fought Ganon for 100 years)
Let's get on with the prologue!
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PROLOUGE
Mipha: AAAAAAA *dies*
Revali: HEL- *dies*
Daruk: WHAT THE FUUUU- *dies*
Urbosa: ChiefUrbosa was slain by Thunderblight101
Link: GOD HYLIA EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR ZELDA AND I ARE DEA- *dies*
Zelda: ...
Zelda: Everyone is dead...
Zelda: ...
Zelda: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Mipha: l A N G U AAAAAA GG E
Zelda: excuse me wat
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(Everyone explaining to Zelda what happened)
Zelda: Oh I see now you can shut the fu-
Mipha: I THOUGHT I SAID LANUGAGE!
Revali: UGH I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER WITH IT SWEARS. ARE. ALLOOOOOWWWEEEEDDDD
Daruk: Hmmm
Urbosa: YES IT IS!
Mipha: NO ITS NOT!
Zelda: I DON'T CARE NOW SHUT UP
Daruk: Shut up you son of a b*#$%
Zelda/Mipha: *gasps*
Link: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Stabs Daruk but misses because he's a spirit lol)
Revali: DUDE I THOUGH U WERE DEAD
Link: NICE CARING REVALI
Daruk: What was that for?
Link: NOBODY SPEAKS TO ZELDA AND MIPHA LIKE THAT
Zelda: ...
Mipha: ...
Urbosa: How are u alive?
Link: A fairy saved me jeezuz
Zelda: Well it says I put you in the shrine of reconstruction and u sleep there for 100 years and finally wake up on my Hylian Guide Book.
Link: ew
Revali: ew
Mipha: Uuuuuuhhhhh
Mipha's mind lololol: (WTF IS THAT THING IS THIS WORLD A F*$)#ING GAME NO IT'S NOT)
Daruk: Anyways, the Calamity seems to have calmed down
Urbosa: yes
Urbosa: Now to go back to gueeeee- HOLY MOTHER OF FU-
Mipha: L A N G U A G E
Urbosa: -I'm A SPIRIT
Zelda: YOU TOLD ME THAT LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO
Revali: No it was 4!
Link: It was 3!
Daruk: I think it's 6
Mipha: 5.5?
Urbosa: IT WAS 10!
Zelda: THAT'S IT I DECLARE WORLD WAR!!!!!
Mipha:
Revali: what the hell
10 seconds later
Zelda: Link, I'm fighting Ganon right now can you pls come to help?
Link: sure.
Daruk: WHAT ABOUT US!
Link: Ok, I'll save you before then
Mipha: Yay!
Zelda: ...
Shrine Monks: w haaaat....... abooouuuut......... uuuuusssssss
Link: I'll do it before!
Shrine Monks: y.... aaaaa ...yyy
Zelda: ...
People in Hyrule: WHAT ABOUT US!
Link: I'll complete ur quests for u!
People in Hyrule: LEEETTTSSSS GOOOOOOOO
Koroks: ?
Link: and you for the most important part!
Koroks: *happy Korok noises*
Zelda: THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER I CAN'T TAKE IT
*cuts the wi-fi cable just like my last story :)*
(Oh wait my first dialogue was a lie)