⊱⋇WANDA POV⋇⊰
⨽No One Wants To Be Here⨼
1:47am
Peter
wait no delete delete
pietro why tf would you do that???
Tweedledumb
WANDA I TOLD YOU Y/N LIKED YOU
Wanda
...
Nat
someone's shocked
Shuri
my ship is sailing
Bucky
well do you like her too??
Wanda
idk
i've never met her
Scott
we should tell her that we're the avengers
then you can meet her
Steve
what are we talking about?
Bucky
the group chat with y/n
Steve
oh
Nat
is that such a good idea scott?
Scott
yes
i've known her for two days and she is literally awesome
Tweedledumb
besides y/n thinks that 'online wanda' and 'wanda mf maximoff' are both datable
Wanda
i don't know...
what if she's not into girls?
Tony
she literally said that she wants you to rail her
Steve
what does rail mean?
Bucky
dumbass grandpa
Sam
it means you want to tie someone to train tracks and let a train run over them
Steve
Bucky i want to rail you
Tweedledumb
AHAHAHHAHAHHAH LMAOO
Nat
yeah you do
Peter
mr captain america sir it means you want to do the thing with them
Tony
fondue ;)
Steve
Bucky i still want to rail you
Clint
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tony
STEVE SHUT UP THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS CHAT
Nat
anyway back to wanda's problem...
Tweedledumb
I have an idea
brb
Bucky
oh no
Tweedledumb
Sam
so she swings more towards girls
Tony
make your mf move wanda 'mf' maximoff
Wanda
only y/n is allowed to call me that
Sam
you're practically married already just not legally
make ur move wanda