The day I became swag

By marriedtoChrisEvansx

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I woke up.. and.. decided to become swag More

Not so swaggy
Swag?
Swag forever and always
Another great day sabotaging men.

Killing swag

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By marriedtoChrisEvansx

Hey bad bleeps, I have 30 reads now, probably because I'm swag.

anyways thanks for reading this "book"  :)

OKAY BUT LIKE- SHOULD I WRITE A REAL BOOK? AND ABOUT WHAT SHOULD I WRITE BESTIES? even though my grammar sucks. (English is not my first language)


Y/N'S POV:

So today I woke up at 7 am and I got in the shower, the water was cold asf. 

water= not swag

I packed my things for school and waited on the bus. 

It never came. 

bus= not swag

So I walked to school but it was fine because I saw a lot of children and I kicked them out of my way and they cried. 

As Selena Gomez would say:"Kill em with kindness"

SwAg

I arrived at my school and the mf door didn't open so I kicked it and it flew open but a not so swag alarm went off, so I checked the date and it was saterday, I was pissed. 

I could've done so many swag things but instead I went to school for nothing.


So..


I burned my school.      cutely

Random person POV:

oh my god, I just saw someone burning off a school!

Who would do that??!!

I was planning on calling the police until I saw who it was!

The swag Y/N.

I died because of her swagness, my body smelled like a rat but I didn't care cause I saw Y/N her swagness.


Y/N'S POV:

Someone died.

ha.

I'm too swag to give a fuck.

anyways I went home after I burned my school and saw someone die.

I saw my little sister/rat <3

"Where were you?" she said

"shut up ugly not swag disgusting toe" I said kindly

"love you too" the rat said

"I also love myself" I said

rat= not swag

-

The police showed by my door for some reason. What did I do?

"Y/N Y/L/N, YOU'RE ARRESTED!"

"why?"

"for murdering someone with your swagness" they said

"I am indeed swag."

"that's why you're arrested"

"no"

"understandable, have a nice day"


they all died because of my swagness.

-

SO MY MUM SAID DINNER IS READY SO I'LL BE GOING, SORRY FOR THE BAD CHAPTER, I WROTE WHAT I THOUGHT.

Bye bad bleeps!

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