Incorrect Slasher Quotes 2

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Continuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of... More

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Doctor: How may I help you, sir?

Leatherface, panicking: Help, my boyfriend is sick and I don't know what to do!

Harry: I'm not sick. I'm blushing, you fucking fool.

Leatherface: Oh

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