Mutant Fam
Peter
HEY AGAIN!!!!
Dadneto
Peter.
What are you doing texting during class
Also what does my name mean??
Peter
HOW ABOUT U
ARENT U SUPPOSED TK BE TEACHING
Dadneto
Once again, I don't teach class everyday
Peter
Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh
Dadneto
Anyways, why are you on your phone during class
Peter
Oh, well, I'm just in math rn, and I'm done with my work.
Dadneto
You still shouldn't be on your phone
Peter
Why not?
Dadneto
Because it's distracting
Peter
Distracting me from what????
I finished my work
Stop trying to lecture me dad
*erik
*erik
*erik
I meant Erik
Definitely autocorrect
Ahhahahahahhaha sorry sorry my bad
Autocorrect is a BICTH
Dadneto
Haha, it's okay, Peter
It was just a a mistake
Peter
Where's the professor?
Dadneto
He actually focuses in class, unlike you
Peter
Hey!
Stop attacking me 😢
Dadneto
Sorry, I don't mean to attack, but I don't want you to be behind in your studies
Peter
I'm not behind!
Well...
Some stuff is confusing
Dadneto
Exactly
I'm just worried
If you need any help with homework just ask me.
Peter
THANK U
I'LL DEFINITELY ASK U
SORRY IF ITS ANNOYING
Professor Cardigan
I can help too!
Peter
I THOUGHT U WERE FOCUSING IN CLASS, PROFESSOR?!?!?!
Professor Cardigan
Peter... class just ended.
You have to go to your next class.
Also, you shouldn't be texting in class!
Dadneto
How did you not hear the bell, Peter?
Peter?
Professor Cardigan
I think he's running to his next class.
It shouldn't take him long.
Peter
IM BACK
YOU MISS ME?
Professor Cardigan
Yes, but please focus in class.
Dadneto
Yeah, Peter
Peter
🤪😛😝😋🥳🥰😁🥵😑😮😜🤤🤐
Professor Cardigan
Put your phone away!!
Peter
🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Dadneto
There's no point in trying to stop him, Charles
Peter
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Professor Cardigan
Please stop, Peter.
My students are coming into my class.
Dadneto
I'm surprised Peter hasn't been caught yet
Professor Cardigan
Same.
Wait, I think he got caught.
Why else would he stop spamming us?
Dadneto
Ha, finally.
Professor Cardigan
Well, now I'm a bit sad.
Dadneto
Same.
I'm gonna rip the head off of the teacher who caught him with his phone.
Professor Cardigan
NO!!!!
Please no head ripping today, Erik!
Peter shouldn't have been texting during class.
Dadneto
Fine.
Professor Cardigan
I have to teach a class now!
Bye, Erik!
Dadneto
Good bye, Charles
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(after school)
The Strongest Mutants
MR SEXY
Yoooo
So I was texting my dad and the professor
I might've by accident called Erik dad, BUT I blamed it on autocorrect
I'm so smooth
Anyways
I was texting during ELA class, so Husk took away my phone
Buzzkiller
I've heard of Husk, but I don't have her as any of my teachers
MR SEXY
LET ME FINISH MY STORY JEAN
Ahem
Okay
So
When I got my phone back after class, I checked the texts and they missed meeee
They must've forgotten that anyone in the groupchat can still see the texts
Old ppl these days
Crackhead
OMG THATS SO CUTE, PETER
YOU GUYS R THE CUTEST FAMILY
Laser Betch
You didn't know that they liked you??
Peter, wtf
Obviously they missed you
Ur their son
That's so weird to text
MR SEXY
YEAH, BUT ERIK DOESNT KNOW I AM HIS SON, DUMBY
ALSO, THANK U JUBILEE
shy homosexual
I think you should tell Erik soon.
MR SEXY
AHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOO
I'M NOT READY
Lightning Mc'Queen
You've been saying that for the past few months, Peter.
MR SEXY
Okay
Maybe soon then
Idk
I just don't want him to be disappointed
That he has such a loser ass son
Crackhead
NONONONO PETER NO SONT SAY THAT
Buzzkiller
You are NOT a loser!
Laser Betch
Bro, stop saying that
Lightning Mc'Queen
Peter, you are the coolest person I know.
shy homosexual
peter, pls, ur not a loser at all
MR SEXY
Thanks guys lol
I am still a bit down, but u made me feel better
Sorry for being a bit dramatic, I'm just a bit stressed
Do you really think I should tell?
Laser Betch
I remember I punched u over this, and that was a shitty thing to do
I want u to tell him whenever u feel comfortable
And I don't get to have a say
Bc it's not my business
shy homosexual
I'm sorry I started this all.
don't tell him, I didn't mean to force u
I'm sorry
MR SEXY
Not ur fault at all, Kurt
Also, Scott, I appreciate it
Lightning Mc'Queen
I will never force you to do anything.
I'm sorry if I seemed like I was.
Creakhead
WE WILL NEVER FORCE U TO DO ABYTYING U DONT WANNA DO
Buzzkiller
Exactly.
MR SEXY
Thanks
U guys r the best
OH GOD
Crackhead
WHAT
MR SEXY
I JUST GOT A MESSGAE FROM CHARLES
Laser Betch
Tell us what it is, asshole
MR SEXY
LATER GANG
Buzzkiller
Bye!
Tell us the details later!!!
Lightning Mc'Queen
Yeah.
shy homosexual
byee
Professor Cardigan
Professor Cardigan
Did you get in trouble?
Because of your phone?
Peter
No, it's fine
My phone got taken away for one clas
That's all
Professor Cardigan
Oh.
Okay, that's good.
I was worried for a bit.
Peter
Awe, u were worried for me🥳
Professor Cardigan
Of course!
You're not only like a son to Erik, you are like a son to me too.
Even though it's not biological!
Sorry if that doesn't make sense.
Peter
PROFESSOR UR MAKING ME SOB
Professor Cardigan
Oh my god!
I'm so sorry!
Peter, please don't cry!
I didn't mean to make you so upset!!!
Peter
NO
NOT CRY FROM SADNESS, PROFESSOR
IM CRYING FROM HAPPINESS
UR LIKE THE DAD I NEVER KNEW I WANTED
Professor Cardigan
You scared me, Peter! I thought you were so unhappy from me saying that!
Now, it's my turn to cry.
You are too sweet, Peter.
Peter
Professor, you are my favorite teacher!
Oh shit-
Professor Cardigan
Peter?!
Language!
Peter
Sorry sorry sorry
My dad just texted me
Professor Cardigan
Erik?
Peter
YEA
BYE
UR AMAZINF
THANK U
BYE
Dadneto
Dadneto
Hey, Peter
Who is the asshole teacher who took your phone?
Peter
Uhhhh, I'm afraid that you're gonna hurt my teacher
Dadneto
And?
Peter
WHAT
THATS NOT GOOD
MY TEACHER DIDNT MEAN ANY HARM
THEY WERE JUST DOING THEIR JOB
Dadneto
Fine.
But if I find out, they will retire
Peter
PLS NO
Dadneto
I have a question
Peter
...
Um, what is it?
Dadneto
Did you ever have a dad?
Did your mother ever try to date again
Sorry for the random question, it's just you seem so tense whenever I mention dad
Also, you flinched when I touched your shoulder before.
I don't mean to keep asking personal questions
You don't have to answer if you don't want to
Peter
I actually did have a step dad
Dadneto
Why don't you ever talk about him?
Peter
He wasn't nice
And it took me a while to realize he was in the wrong
I used to idolize him, but he was horrible
To me and my mom
Dadneto
Sounds like a real piece of garbage
Peter
Yeah he is
Dadneto
The guy's still alive?
I can change that if you want, Peter
Peter
NO
no
It's fine
He's not worth it
Dadneto
Okay...
I'm sorry for bringing him up
Peter
It's ok
It actually felt nice to talk about him now
Since I don't have any connection to him now
Dadneto
That's good.
Well, I'll let you go back to your free time
Peter
THANK U DAD
*ERIK
DAMNIT
AHHH
AUTOCORRECT AGAIN
HAHAHAH SORY SORYR SORYR
Dadneto
It's okay, Peter, it's just autocorrect
"Yeah... I wish it was just autocorrect." Peter said as he dropped himself on his bed and let out a big sigh.
Hey, it's Aaron! Sorry for whole texting chapter, it's quicker to write, and I was busy so it's all I could do, but for sure I'll do a better chapter next time! The comments t killing me, pls keep commenting, you guys r hilarious.