𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ᵈʸˡ...

By calscigarette

812K 26.4K 11.7K

"ˡᵉᵗˢ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵗᵒᵃˢᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍⁱʳˡ ᵃˡᵐⁱᵍʰᵗʸ" -lavender francis never seemed to take anything seriously... More

INTRO
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
ten
eleven
twelve
thirteen
fourteen
fifteen
sixteen
seventeen
eighteen
nineteen
twenty
twenty-one
twenty-two
twenty-three
twenty-four
twenty-five
twenty-six
twenty-seven
twenty-eight
twenty-nine
thirty
thirty-one
thirty-two
thirty-three
thirty-four
thirty-five
thirty-six
thirty-seven
thirty-eight
thirty-nine
forty
forty-one
forty-two
forty-three
forty-four
forty-five
forty-six
forty-seven
forty-eight
forty-nine
fifty
fifty-one
fifty-two
fifty-three
fifty-four
fifty-five
fifty-six
fifty-seven
fifty-eight
fifty-nine
sixty
sixty-one
sixty-two
epilogue
epilogue pt. 2
sequel

nine

16.7K 508 177
By calscigarette

INSTAGRAM&MESSAGES

🤍 liked by willpoulter and 376,820 others
lavvie this is now a tmr meme account

View all 78,826 comments...

dylanobrien notice how you put a pic of me, im just too good looking
lavvie you're too mf cocky and look like satan
dylanobrien didn't you call lucifer hot??
lavvie as soon as i figure out where the block button is im using it

username like this comment if you love lavvie
- liked by dylanobrien and 2,836 others

username LMAO NOT DYLAN LIKING THE COMMENT

hater you're literally so annoying, and so mean why are they even friends w you
dylanobrien bc we know how to take a joke

kihonglee send me the first meme
lavvie screenshot it dummy

kayascods IM NOT EVEN W YOU WHY DID TOU COME FOR ME LIKE THAT
lavvie JUST HAD TOO😩

TWITTER

DYLANOBRIEN: thought everyone should know lavvie just told me i smell good, someone woke up on the right side of the bed
|
LAVVIE: i said you smell like my dad-
|
DYLANOBRIEN: and im assuming he smells lovely
|
LAVVIE: he's a mechanic

|
USERNAME: so we all know that dylan smells like a mechanic
|
TYLERGPOSEY: he smells like roses🥰🥰
|
LAVVIE: no one asked for your input posey, but while you're here, hello i love you
|
USERNAME: lavvie being nice?? she seems very calm this morning


PRIVATE MESSAGES

kayak
did you get laid?

lavvie
MISS WHAT

kayak
WELL
YOURE AWFULLY NICE TODAY

lavvie
when???

kayak
1. You told Dylan he smells like your
dad and i know for a fact your dad
is not a mechanic, hes literally
a florist
2. You told Tyler you love him
instead of threatening him
sooo DID YOU GET LAID

lavvie
KAYA
NO
I DEFINITELY DIDNT
we all fell asleep watching cars
and i was far from dylan

kayak
Ki said you cuddled dylan

lavvie
NO i simply fell asleep and my body
happened to move on top of him
and that DID NOT affect my mood

kayak
so it's just the fact that dylans
there that got you all giddy

lavvie
okay im only telling you this bc
girl code and if you tell ANYONE
I'll gut you like a pumpkin
dylan is so cute when he's asleep
and an adorable drunk, his cheeks get rosey
and he's so affectionate
and omg
just him in general
no matter how mean i am he never seems
to get upset with me, and he definitely knows
how to take a joke (unlike will smh)
idk he's different

kayak
YOU LIKE DYLAN
AHHHHH
YES
IM SO HAPPY

lavvie
nothing will happen though,
we both just got out of serious relationships
and the whole timothee thing is still fresh
like VERY fresh.
he's still in hungary...

kayak
lavender, what is he still doing there??
and why don't you tell him how you feel
he hurt you so bad and you don't
deserve that. you're too good for him

lavvie
I cant tell him how I feel bc idk how i feel
it's so weird, bc no matter how much i
try to be mad at him i just remember how
it was, before everything happened:/

kayak
does Dylan know what happened?

lavvie
He knows about the will thing
but not the other thing that lead up to that
and he doesn't have to know
not yet at least

kayak
That's understandable,
idk how i would be if i was in your
situation
how are you feeling about it?

lavvie
it still hurts to think about
but if it didn't happen then i wouldn't
be where i am rn
I'd be at home, laying in bed
and not here, filming an amazing movie

kayak
I'm glad you have that mindset now
I hated seeing you hurt like that
i love you so much lavender,
you're the strongest person i know

lavvie
I love you
you're going to make me cry
Dylan is staring at me
okay gtg

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

6.6K 377 14
One-shots about Dylan O'Brien and all of this characters... This is different, because wattpad decided to delete the first one for no reason, so ins...
2.7K 69 28
Thomas, Newt, and Minho figure out what it takes to survive a relationship as unconventional as theirs. (Thominewt | M | University AU)
231K 2.8K 66
𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐊 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐄. all imagines are written BY ME. please do not steal OR repost my work on other apps such as ao3 and tumblr. if so, i will report...
9K 92 11
"𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘" -𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 𝑹𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆 ________________ "𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒐...