(Slight spoliers ahead)
Kai: HEYOOOO so here we are, just some questions and comments to and from characters~ how fun! First comment is me! I'M DYING I WANNA GET TO SEASON TWO ALREADY BUT WE AIN'T EVEN CLOSE AHHHHHH-
Sasaki: friggin nuts man, my ears
Kai: oh I should also mention-
Aomine: you fucker quiet down
Midorima: Sasaki I told you you needed to be careful today nanodayo.
Kise: KAI HOW DARE YOU MAKE AYACCHI'S EARS HURT
Kai: .. This. They're gonna be lil bitches.
Sasaki: haha sorry I control them as best as I can DON'T FUCK WITH KAI YOU DUMB BUTTS
Akashi: don't yell at me, Hayate.
Aomine: just curse already please
Kai: alright shut up we have a schedule to follow. Now then, Sasaki have you noticed anything from the gom you've met so far?
Sasaki: from this point not really, besides Kisecchi, but he's just touchy feely.
Kise: ONLY WITH YOU AND KUROKOCCHI!
Aomine: if you like tetsu go with tetsu and leave Sasaki with me.
Atsushi: I think you mean us, Mine-chin. *is snacking*
Kise: I DON'T LIKE KUROKOCCHI LIKE THAT!!
Kai: *deadpan* talk about your living arrangements another time, please, we aren't here for spoilers.
Sasaki: yeah no one wants spoliers
Kai: *is trying really hard to not give any spoilers* any comments so far?
Sasaki: I'm chilling, having fun and getting more friends. Dude Takao is legit
Aomine: Midorima where's that one
Midorima: No.
Akashi: he's *home address*
Aomine: thanks
Kai: no we aren't killing you haven't even met yet
Aomine: you can't stop me
Kai: I beg to differ *mutes Aomine* now then any other comments?
Atsushi: can I go get more food
Kai: yes you aren't relevant yet
Atsushi: k
Akashi: I am slightly intrigued at the moment but nothing more. I will be more interested once we meet.
Kise: Sasakicchi is amazing and I love him so much and MIDORIMACCHI CUT OFF MY CONFESSION IN CHAPTER SEVENTEEN HOW DARE YOU-
Midorima: I knew it. Of course I must stop you from confessing to Sasaki nanodayo.
Sasaki: Kisecchi you were gonna confess??
Kise: YES I WANTED TO GET YOU AS MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER AS FAST AS POSSIBLE SO I COULD MONOPOLIZE YOU AND-
Kai: that's enough from Kise~ Midorima, thoughts?
Midorima: I am excited to see how the game will go, as well as seeing Sasaki's skills up close. I wanted to mark him but the coach said not to until he switches to a small forward nanodayo. Other than that, I'm content.
Kai: fantastic. Now then, *unmutes Aomine* your thoughts on what's been happening in the book so far?
Aomine: first off fuck you Kai secondly I haven't even come in yet how the fuck would I know I'm probably just lazing around
Kai: wow and you actually admitted it
Sasaki: he admits to everything
Aomine: only around you
Sasaki: dude you murdered someone right in front of me-
Kai: AND THAT'S A SPOILER SHUT UP SASAKI anyway that's all for today folks. A question for the readers, should I speed up the Shutoku game and hurry up to the Aomine game (cause that's gonna be a riiiide) or should I keep going with the scenes and details and little things?
Sasaki: We'll get there either way
Atsushi: Aya-chin can I have your card
Sasaki: *hands over his black card* don't get too much or you'll get fat and break the bed and you'll be sentenced to sleeping at your own house
Kai: THAT'S A SPOLIER SASAKI PLEASE-
ANYWAY THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE SO WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK! Thanks for reading Ｌｉｇｈｔ!