Thy lad that the holy Zayn loved so much was also the Saint of enchantment. He summoned people to have interest in things thine people would enjoy. Part of his holy endeavor was to make thine citizens of earth fall in love to continue the mortal beings known as humans to fester and prosper on earth. For if Niall did not, Zen would become furious with him, and it made Niall sad that Zen did not remember Niall. For Perrie was the goddess of love and her powers were more advanced than all of the holy forces of Niall's power combined, for her power was solely for love while Niall did much more. If thou shall displease Niall, thou must go to Nando's and pray solely about Ziall, and offer the saint food, then thy holy saint of enchantment shall forgive thou and thou's wrongs. Alas, it is saddening the story of Niall and Perrie, Zen made them at the same time, not knowing the wretchedness that would come to Perrie. Perrie was to be the daughter of Ziall, alas she wanted Zayn for herself. Before Perrie's heart became filled with hatetred for Niall, Zen and Niall were happy, and Zen even let thy holy saint Niall call him Zayn. As common peasants, such as us may not call him by this name unless he asks thou to preform that action. And now that Zerrie is together and Niall has been cast away, he fills his sorrowed heart with the joy of making girls 1D AF, not just for Zen, but for himself and the other holy saints.
The Zen Bible
By suicidalpayne
Zayn, nothing else needs to be said. More