theo <3
You: heyyyyyyy
theo <3: heyyyyyyyyy
You: i wanna show you
something
theo <3: what is it
You:
You: look at it from the
charging port
theo <3: okayyyy
You: <3
theo <3: oh fuck you
You: WAIT WAIT WAIT
You: and now look
at it from the volume buttons
theo <3: istfg
You: <333
theo <3: AWWW
theo <3: i love you too
You: ilym shawty
theo <3:
You: i love you more
😐🔪
theo <3: okay okay
you love me more
You: :)
theo <3: :b
You: OH OH OH
You: did i tell you
theo <3: tell me what
You: i think i caused
flitwick pain
theo <3: wdym??
You: okay so we kinda
distracted him yesterday with
muggle stuff and he was rlly
interested
You: and then we basically
we were giving random examples
and someone brought up a $120 gift
You: and flitwick was like
"idk who's buying their friends
gifts for $120- maybe y/n does. actually
do you think y/n buys her teachers
$120 gifts at the end of the year"
You: and i was like "no"
and he was like "no!?"
and i was like "maybe for
professor mcgonagall"
You: and he got really
sad nskwkdkfk
theo <3: y/n wtf 😭
theo <3: why'd you do
him like that hasnwkjdie
You: IDK I FELT
SO BAD THAT I TOLD
MY DAD TO BUY HIM GIFT
BDWJODKDJE
theo <3: Y/N?!?!
You: now he won't
look at me 😭
theo <3: Y/N WTF
You: HUSKEJFKD
theo <3: how do you
even end up in these
situations smh
You: IDKKK
theo <3: anyways
theo <3: wyd
You: texting you
You: wbu
theo <3: im not doug anything
but i know what i wanna do
You: suck deez nuts?
theo <3: 😐
You: okay fine fine
what do you wanna do
theo <3: i wanna fuck you
theo <3:
You: imagine if i just
casually show this to my
dad when you come with us
theo <3: 🙄
theo <3:
You: god damn
You: shit bro i mean
if you insist
theo <3:
You: man not this again
theo <3: yes this again
You: 😭
theo <3: FUCK GTG
MCGONAGALL CAUGHT ME
You: BYE
You: I LOVE YOU
theo <3: I LOVE
YOU TOO
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wifey 💍💕
You: i just realized that
the first time theo and i said
i love tou was through text and
it happened 5 minutes ago
wifey 💍💕: BAHAHA YOURE
JOKING
You: NOPE
wifey 💍💕: wow that's
You: I KNOW
wifey 💍💕: well it is
what it is i suppose
You: guess so
You: anyways wanna
hang out?
wifey 💍💕: sure
wifey 💍💕: are we taking
daph and pansy too?
You: yup
wifey 💍💕: okay cool
You: okay coming
over
wifey 💍💕: lovely
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theo._nott._: stop getting almost kicked out of everywhere you go
y.n_f.l: yk what theo just admit that you actually love when we almost get kicked out bc it's fun <3
theo._nott._: no
officialginnyweasley: wtf why wasn't i invited
lunalooney: we were on a date
officialginnyweasley: being on a date with you is more fun anyway