Chapter 11

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theo._nott._ replied to your story

theo._nott._: when she
finally follows you back 😍

y.n_f.l:

theo

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theo._nott._: no not again :(

y.n_f.l: what do you want

theo._nott._: i'm giving
you your daily dose of
pick up lines

y.n_f.l: hit me

theo._nott._: i've discovered
the recipe for happiness and the
final ingredient is you
theo._nott._: help me
finish the recipe???

y.n_f.l: cute

theo._nott._: you gonna
help me or what???

y.n_f.l: are asking
me out on a date nott?

theo._nott._: yes 😁

god yes|

god|

y.n_f.l: no
y.n_f.l: i was thinking
about going out with adrian

theo._nott._: WITH
WHO??!???

y.n_f.l: i'm kidding theo

theo._nott._: oh haha

y.n_f.l: BAHAHA YOU
FR WENT FROM 😁 TO
😡🤬 TO 😔🥲 to
😌😁  SO QUIXK PLS

theo._nott._: oh shut up
i hope you don't
like your hair too much

y.n_f.l: theodore nott do not
walk over to me
y.n_f.l: THEO WIAT
NOT MY HAIR PLS

theo._nott._: then go
on a date with me
and your hair is safe

y.n_f.l: maybe if you
put your big boy pants on
and walk over
here to ask me properly
y.n_f.l: i might just
say yes

fifteen minutes later

theo._nott._: i'll pick
you up sunday 12pm
Seen

* * * *
dumblewhores 🧙‍♂️

You: HELP GELP HELEJIED

wifey 💍💕: BAE????

You: I HAVE A DATE ON
SUNDAY WITH THEO

wifey 💍💕: WHAT???
wifey 💍💕: HOW???

bae 😩💦: YO WTF

stupid duck #1: I KNEW
YOU LIKED HIM

stupid duck #2: OKAY
NOW TELL US HOW IT
HAPPENED

You: I FORGOT WE
ADDED THE TWINS HERE
OMG HAJWHDISK

You: OKAY SO BASICALLY

You: I WAS TEASING
HIM YK JUST
PLAYING AROUND

You: THEN ONE THING
LEADS TO ANOTHER AND I
HAVE A DATE SUNDAY

queen 🧎‍♀️🙏: BUT THATS
GOOD YES?

You: NO BC HOW
DO I KNOW IF HES
AVTUALLY INTERESTED
OR HE JUST AVTS
LIKE THIS WITH EVERYONE

hottie 🥵: well let's list
some reasons why
he's NOT acting yes?

You: well first of all
he's always flirting
and stuff

You: but what if that's
just his personality???

hottie 🥵: we are
talking about
theodore nott right??

You: yes

hottie 🥵: that's not his
personality bubba

queen 🧎‍♀️🙏: plus he
rejected every girl that has
approached him the entire time
you were talking

You: wait really???

scary mf 👺: she's grinning
like an idiot

mione 🤓: she really is

mione 🤓: it's adorable

You: shut up

scary mf 👺:

scary mf 👺: that good?

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scary mf 👺: that good?

You: ugh fine 🙄

daph: pay up pans

stupid duck #1: and you
too george

You: were you betting
on my love life???

bae 😩💦: yeah?

You: how much

bae 😩💦: 6 sickles

stupid duck #2: US TOOO
6 SICKLES

You: YOU BET ON
MY LOVE LIFE AND ITS
ONLY 6 FUCKING SICKLES

daph: sorry bae

You: get me butterbeer and
it will definitely be okay

bae 😩💦: fine

stupid duck #1: okay :(

You: ayyy 😈
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