I decided to change abit let's say y/n and the council student except kaede and miroslava are with y/n. Y/n is also dating yumeko and Mary.
Warning : I curse in the chat
Now onto the chat
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Unknown number
Cat eye woman
Hello, you must be y/n am I right ?
Y/n
Ahh ! Who the f*ck are you and how did you get my number ?
Cat eye woman
Call down, I called your school to get me your number
Y/n
The school ? Wait how you know mah school ?!?! You stalker or something who the actual f*ck are you
Cat eye woman
I'm not a stalker. I go to the same school and if you don't know my name it's juraku sachiko
Y/n
Why does juraku ring the bell any pictures of you ?!? There so many f*cking people in the school how the f*ck would I know.
Cat eyed woman
Does this picture make sense to you y/n?
Y/n
Ohh your that red cat eye woman Mary told me about she said your obsessed with her, aren't you from the student council? Plus your pretty hot tbh.
Cat eye woman
Thank you for the compliment and yes I'm from the council. I heard all the council talking about you so I decided to see if it's true. We didn't met face to face before so I used chatting as a technique
Y/n
Never met you but you have seen my face right ? I heard that you have a pet call mi- idk what's the name again.
Cat eye woman
You meant Mikura Sado. She's my personal pet. Since I'm in the council I heard all the girls except the boys blabbing about you and who gets to spend the day with you
Y/n
Yes they are my girlfriends
Cat eye girl
Girlfriends you say hmm do you guys have any group chat or something ?
Y/n
Yes we definitely do but we normally be wild animals in there......
Cat eye woman
Would you mind adding me in there ?
Y/n
Why should I do that ? Why should I obey you ?
Cat eye woman
Your lucky your not my gf "yet" . If you were I'm telling you. You can't even walk for a week......
Y/n
Fine fine I'll add you in... still not knowing why you want to be in it so bad
Wild animals group chat
* I'm a simp added cat eye woman *
Bathroom
Whose that chick ?
Glasses
I hate to say this but I got to agree with midari who is that ?
Blind
Be nice you two....
I'm a simp
That's sachi
Secretary
Sachi ? Are you sure she's from our school ? I don't think I heard this name before
Cat eye woman
She meant sachiko
I'm a simp
Shut up I like giving nicknames
Idiot
She does love nicknames
I'm a simp
That's right my tsundere
Blind
Why do you always add mine or my in the back ?
I'm a simp
Because your mine understood ?
Bathroom
What? Now your our new f*cking mother ?
Cat eye woman
She wouldn't be bad as a mother
I'm a simp
Thanks sachi. Now what are we doing today ?
Idiot
Yo, y/n you free ?
I'm a simp
Why so you can f*ck me till I can't walk ?
Idiot
Definitely, cause I wanna f*ck you baby girl
I'm a simp
That's a no I have no time I wanna go to sachi's house to explore the mother f*cking house
Cat eye woman
You don't even have my address?
I'm a simp
You can give me it
Cat eye woman
Even if I gave my address to you do you even know how to drive ?
I'm a simp
Well I had a few lesson from everybody but the tables turned
Cat eye woman
So you got f*cked by them ?
I'm a simp
Well technically yes, but the twins f*cked me before I get a lesson
My president
Why you want to do it again baby girl ?
Cat eye woman
Even riri ?
I'm a simp
Well yeah even riri but only I call her riri
Cat eye woman
........
Cutie
True she's the only one that can call me that
I'm a simp
Anyways give me your address sachi
Cat eye woman
Why can you call me sachi ?
I'm a simp
Why you want me to give you another nickname like kitty ?
Cat eye woman
Why not mommy ? Kitty is your nickname
I'm a simp
I-I I call mommy to everybody when they f*ck me.... so it's pretty common
Pop star
How do you stutter during texts?
I'm a simp
Are you dumb or stupid for some reason. you can stutter by using your imagination... how do you even become a pop star ?
Pop star
That's it I'm never f*cking you again
I'm a simp
Fine sorry pop star 🙄✋ no need to be so hard on me
Glasses
Can anybody shut up I'm trying to do my works
I'm a simp
Your work ? By f*cking Ibarra/ itsuki ? ( choose a ship you like kaede x Ibarra or kaede x itsuki idk so choose yourself)
Glasses
I...... Remind me why I stayed in this chat we this demon
I'm a simp
I'm a demon 😭?
Idiot
Get your ass here kaede. I'm gonna whip your ass for making y/n cry
My president
Bring us too saotome
Crazy gambler
Me too !!
Secretary
Here is kaede's address
Address: xxxxxxx
Cutie
Okay, we're going !
I'm a simp
Aww even riri's going to help
Kaede needs to move house 😂
My president
You better be ready kaede I'm gonna be there in 5 minutes I suggest you to run
Glasses
This is Ibarra. May I know why was kaede is kinda shaking ?
Cutie
She called y/n a f*cking demon
Glasses
Maybe she is a demon you don't know
Nail collecter
Whatever, Ibarra what are you doing with kaede and do you know where miroslava is ?
Glasses
None of your business you nail addict. Miroslava is in her room
I'm a simp
1. I love you more ririka cause you cursed 2. Ibarra I ain't a demon 3. Itsuki stop blabbing about miroslava that big tiddy girl if you want her so bad get a room with her......
Idiot
Y/n wtf we cursed and you don't love us ?
My president
I must agree with Mary
Secretary
I'm busting in your house tonight y/n
I'm a simp
The f*ck sayaka you trying to kidnap me ?
My president
Don't forget me sayaka~ and my dear sister I'm gonna kill your tonight
Cutie
Y/n help me .....
I'm a simp
Riri I'm sorry I can't help cause I'm gonna get kidnap tonight so goodbye
Crazy gambler
Are we gonna ignore about what we're suppose to do ?
Bathroom
What were we suppose to do again?
Cat eye woman
Mary was suppose to whip kaede's ass but now we gotta kill Ibarra too.
I'm a simp
Sachi can be my new gf !
Pop star
Only if she gets our approval then she can date you
Blind
The f*ck we now y/n's mother's ?
I'm a simp
Yeah, I thought I was old enough
date you guys?
Idiot
Your old enough but sachiko is a person who loves risk and would make someone her personal pet just like what she wanted to do with me
Cat eye woman
Last time You intrigued me saotome san. That's why I want you as my pet
Idiot
See ?!?!
I'm a simp
Whatever, then am I aloud to date sachiko ?
Glasses
Does she even want you
My president
Oh,Ibarra your much more dead like fish misses the sea
I'm a simp
I don't get your joke kirari.. anyways give me your address sachi
Cat eye woman
Promise me something....
I'm a simp
And what shitting ass promise is it ?
Cat eye woman
I get to f*ck you 24/7
Im a simp
Deal.
Cat eye woman
Splendid ima give you my address privately and send a limo to pick you up
My president
Hey hey hey we didn't say you can just Date and f*ck her ?
Cutie
Yeah we didn't
Lollipop
Let the baby bird fly. Maybe she just got bored with you guys
Pop star
That's it I'm loosing my patience with you Runa, kaede and Ibarra. I'm so gonna f*cking kill you.
I'm a simp
Hope you survive this pop star that hates her own fans. Anyways bye.
Everyone except midari
Bye !
Bathroom
We didn't even give her permission to get f*ck by that cat eye woman
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Anyways ima end it here....
I'm Not sure about my grammar mistake though. This ain't funny or what but I was just bored.
Mary's harem !