BAU Groupchat ;)

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basically just a bunch of texts that everyone at the BAU would have :) plus my OC, Charlie is in this! ----- ... More

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Bau, Quantico

Hotch : We have a case. Brief on the plane.

Garcia: Avengers Assemble!

Charlie: Fuck off. Respectfully

Reid: I don't think anyone could "fuck off" respectfully.

Charlie: Could I skip this case??

JJ: People are getting killed...

Charlie: Yeah yeah, and if those people keep waking me the fuck up, i'll be the one on my deathbed.

Reid: Technically, the deceased aren't the ones waking you up.

Charlie: Can Candice fill in for me? 🤩

Morgan: NOBODY ANSWER THAT!

Reid: Who's Candice? Do we work for her?

Prentiss: Oh god-

Charlie: since i didn't expect spence to answer, i'll spare his innocence. ❤️

Reid: I'm confused..

Rossi: Ugh where is everyone?

Prentiss: In the car, chill.

Hotch: Are you texting and driving? You better be pulled over.

Hotch: Actually don't answer that.

Morgan: Pulling up fruitcake.

Hotch: Fruitcake?

Reid: Fruitcake was made near Ancient Roman times. At the time, it was made with pine nuts, barley mash, pomegranate seeds, and honeyed wine.

Prentiss: Reid, ily and all but Derek was subtly calling Hotch gay.

Hotch: Derek, thin ice.

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