"his daughter keeps shipping us" namjoon said as he ate lunch with hoseok, "you know, 3 year olds say a lot of nonsense but some predict things so in conclusion, you guys wee meant to be"
namjoon scoffed, "i haven't been in a relationship in years, i'm not too sure about this" he sighed, "you're sweet and caring, what can go wrong?" hoseok asked, desperate for his friend to get in a relationship.
"everything!" namjoon huffed, "what if he doesn't like me?" he asked, hoseok rolled his eyes, "you said he works like 5 minutes from here. let's go" hoseok said, dragging his friends arm.
namjoon rolled against the ground and fake cried, "seok please no" he whined, hoseok was a relationship expert.
—
"i'm yoongi and i'll be taking your server for today. can i get anything started for you?" yoongi asked, taking his notepad and smiling at both boys.
his eyes were on namjoon, the boy who looked so pretty, "i'll have a coke and what about you seok?" namjoon asked, hoseok hummed, "what do you recommend?"
"the lemonade! namjoon likes it" yoongi said, hoseok knew by the look of yoongi that he liked namjoon, "i'll have that" hoseok said, yoongi nodded and wrote that down.
"anything else?" yoongi asked, if he was being honest, he was mad and jealous. who was this man? why did they stared at each other like they were in love?
"that's it, thank you" namjoon said, with that, yoongi left, he was pissed as he went to get their drinks.
—
"why are you mad?" jungkook asked, yoongi was practically growling at this point, "you know the guy i've been telling you about? he's in with another guy" he scoffed, jungkook hummed.
"but he almost confessed to you, i doubt that's his boyfriend" jungkook said, yoongi sighed, "the dude is pretty too" he groaned, he wanted to cry.
"are you going to cry?" jungkook asked, concern written on his face as he looked at the small boy, "i can't cry! i don't need a man! i've been thriving with minji" he huffed, quickly wiping his tears and going to deliver the drinks.
—
"he remembers you order! that's love!" hoseok said, namjoon sighed, running his hands through his hair.
"and the stare he gives you! he's in love" hoseok practically squealed, namjoon hummed, "you think so?"
hoseok nodded, "my boyfriend doesn't even do that! we argue about socks on the ground for gosh's sake" he scoffed, namjoon laughed.
yoongi set the drinks down, "would you guys like to order?" he asked, both boys nodded, placing their orders.
yoongi brought them a free slice of cake and a singular fork, figuring they were a couple.
"why just one fork, yoongi-ah?" namjoon chuckled, "because you guys are a couple, right?" yoongi asked, raising a brow, "what?! no! he's a 148 iq but a dumbass at the same time. i wouldn't date him for a million dollars, and i have a boyfriend" hoseok laughed, yoongi turned red.
"o-oh! i'm sorry" he laughed, he needed to bring another slice of cake for namjoon, "i-i shouldn't have assumed! o-oh gosh, this is embarrassing" he frowned, he wanted to cry.
"don't worry yoongi, hoseok is just my friend" namjoon smiled, yoongi was embarrassed. he wanted to cry.
"i want to cry. this is the most embarrassing thing i've done as a server, i'm putting in my 2 weeks" he joked, "just kidding but i'm so sorry" he bowed, "don't worry yoongi" namjoon said.
—
"why is it free?" namjoon asked, making eye contact with yoongi, "i feel embarrassed" he said, he was still sweating from the situation.
"yoongi-ah, it was a mistake. don't sweat it. even the school principal thought hoseok and i were dating because we work together a lot. don't worry" he said, yoongi sighed, "i still feel bad, i'm sorry" he bowed and left, he was definitely going to go cry from embarrassment.
"poor boy" hosoek sulked, "but anyways, he definitely likes you. if you confess, i'll give you 500 dollars" hoseok said, namjoon scoffed, throwing his head back.
"fine, 300 dollars and that dumbass bonsai plant you want" hoseok said, namjoon grinned, "two bonsais and 400 dollars"
hoseok rolled his eyes, "no, 300 and 1 bonsai. if he confesses first, i'll drown all your plants" he said, namjoon gasped, "rude as hell"
"use your brain hoseok, no wonder you teach prek. consider the fact i haven't had a relationship in years! i don't know how to confess" he frowned, hoseok sighed and scoffed.
"first of all, i teach prek because i love kids, not because i'm dumb. two, i am using my brain, you'd know that if you paid attention in college. three, any way works as long as you get your message across" hoseok said, namjoon sighed, "i'll figure it out"
—
yoongi
HELP IM GONNA FUCKING CRY THIS IS HUMILIATING
seokjin
HUH
yoongi
namjoon and his friend came to eat where i work and i was mad, i got jealous or wtv. but i still got them a piece of cake and a single fork bc couple lovy dovy things
TURNS OUT THEY'RE NOT DATING
this is humiliating
seokjin
💀
at least you still have a man
yoongi
DO U SERIOUSLY THINK HE WANTS TO DATE ME AFTER THIS??!?!!
seokjin
IT'S A MISTAKE
everyone makes mistakes
yoongi
ig
idk 🤣
how's ur essay
seokjin
had to email my teacher for a 1 day extension bc i couldn't stop crying 🤣
minji pls be a millionaire and pay ur father back
yoongi
she said she wants to be like miss lee because she's nice
or she wants to design ??
idk i think she'll go into interior design
seokjin
minji give me money
yoongi
BAHSHSH
she's so sweet i love her
seokjin
she got it from you
yoongi
idk maybe
been thinking a lot lately
seokjin
about?
yoongi
will donghyun ever meet minji?
would minji ever want to meet him?
she asked me the other day about and was understanding about it
seokjin
yoongi, if im being completely honest, minji would kick his ass
she has no mercy
especially when she's a teen 💀💀if he ever seed that man, he'll pray he could go back in time
yoongi
STOP 😞 i don't want her to grow up
seokjin
even if she's grown up, she'll still love you yoongi
you're the only person who raised her
yoongi
ig
but still
anyways
i'll talk to u later
seokjin
okk i will finish my essay
—
"do you like my appa?" minji asked at dismissal. after the incident with the teacher, namjoon was always next to minji at dismissal.
"why do you ask?" he questioned, his cheeks red, "because you guys were hugging on the couch yesterday. jinnie and kookie do that because they're boyfriends" she said, namjoon chuckled.
"i like your appa but shh" namjoon said, minji gasped, she was definitely going to tell yoongi, "gonna tell appa!"
namjoon whined, "no minji!" he frowned, seeing that yoongi was walking towards them to pick the small girl up.
"appa! mr.kim likes you! like boyfriends!" she said, jumping on to the boy, both boys turned red, "i-i'll see you l-later" yoongi smiled widely, waving his hand.
—
"he actually likes me?" yoongi asked as he had a tea party with the girl, minji grinned, "yes! same thing as jinnie and jungkookie!" she said, yoongi sighed and hummed.
"why do you want me to get a boyfriend?" he asked, 'drinking' his tea, "because you always cry to jinnie about not having one" she said, giving her bear some tea.
"fair point" he hummed, anything for his daughter.
—
yoongi
so um
hi
namjoon
hi
yoongi
uhh
so u like me?
romantically?
namjoon
yes
yoongi
i do too
namjoon
oh really?
yoongi
yes
namjoon
now what
yoongi
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP IN YEARS
namjoon
I HAVEN'T BEEN IN ONE SINCE HIGH SCHOOL
yoongi
PLS
ok we will be awkward together 🤞🤞
namjoon
are people who are dating, boyfriends?
yoongi
idk...
i think so
so would that make us boyfriends??
namjoon
i guess so
FUCK
my plants 😭
my friend said that if i confessed first, he would give me 300 dollars and bonsai tree and if you confessed first, he would drown my plants
yoongi
shh just lie
i love ur plants
they're so namjoon
namjoon
is that good
yoongi
yes
ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
so
r we boyfriends......
namjoon
i think so
pls i haven't been in a relationship since high school so let's just say yes
yoongi
makes sense
im happy :]
namjoon
i am too :]
—
"what the actual fuck?" yoongi said out loud as he set his phone down, minji gasped, "appa time out!" she said, "i'm sorry! but guess what" he said, minji hummed and shrugged.
"i have a boyfriend!" he grinned, he was so happy, his gummy smile was on full display, "wow! appa has boyfriend! just like jinnie" she grinned, yoongi spinned the girl, making her giggle.
he was happy.
—
yoongi
SEOKJIN
GEUSS WHAT
seokjin
UMSNBDH IDKK
yoongi
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
A BIYFTNSDNBZ
SO HAPPY
seokjin
YOONGI
UR GROWN UP
gonna cry
yoongi
NO IM HAPPY
HAPPY HAPPY
i feel rlly happy
min is happy
seokjin
im happy too
if u need me to babysit so u can guys go on dates just lmk
yoongi
i don't want to put that responsibility on you hyung
seokjin
dw i want kids
minji is training me for that 🤞
yoongi
wait till you clean the shit that goes all the way to their back
seokjin
HUH?!?
but they're small
their shit can't be that big
yoongi
trust me seokjin
minji was a few inches when she was born and she still managed to do that, they're shocking 😇
or the throw up
ew i hated burping her but i needed to bc she could get sick or smth
seokjin
maybe i'll just adopt a newborn 😇
yoongi
they'll still throw up and poop
very disgusting 😇
seokjin
well
damnit
yoongi
babies are still cute though
would have another one
actually idk
i want 3 children at most
seokjin
?!!??!!
you amaze me
EVEN AFTER THE DISGUSTING SHIT?!
yoongi
YES
and even after the morning sickness, dumbass cravings, sensitivity to smells, gaining 25 pounds, nausea, being sensitive, having nothing to wear.
and even after i had a breakdown at a baby store because everything overwhelmed and i started crying on the floor.
props to some employee named koko who sat me down and gave me hotlines to call
and she gave me orange juice 🙌
seokjin
maybe having children isn't for me 🤣
GOD WTAF YOONGI
yoongi
BUT
you get a cute baby
and you get to put them in cute clothes 😞😞😞😞
and they're so tiny 😞😞
and they're little giggles 😞😞
and the pictures 😞😞 and their smile
😞😞
seokjin
but they don't have teeth???
yoongi
OKAY?!??!???!???!?!!!?!
it's still cute 😠😠😠😠😠😠
goodbye i want another child 😞😞😞
a baby just tiny little baby
seokjin
with namjoon ?
yoongi
no bc what if he doesn't love me later on
just a thought
seokjin
well i hope u can have a baby 🙏🙏
yoongi
ty 🙏
ok i gotta do hw
—
yoongi was happy, extremely happy.
—
stay safe and healthy! drink water and eat some food! sorry for any mistakes, i love you all! qotd: now what.....