Wattroker's Life~Ongoing

By storyzrok

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Insanity is awesome, just face it.
Annoying things On Wattpad
Types of Awkward People In the Mall
RANT: CLICHÈ MUSLIM LOVE STORIES
The Past
RANT:ONE DIRECTION FAN FICS
Short Islamic Story Competition CLOSED
THE RESULTS ARRRRRE OUT!
THE WINNER ISSSS......
Dimplymuslimah's speech
Wattroker Awards 2014 INTRODUCTION
Wattroker Awards 2014
Grand Supreme No.1 Wattroker Award 2014 Goes To.........
Haters (not a rant)
Things I Love On Wattpad
Do NOT Mess With ME.
LISTEN UP DUDOS
I GOT TAGGED o.0
Annoying Questions Non-Muslims ask Muslim Bearded Men
Stupid Questions Non-Muslims ask Hijabi's
2015!!! A New Start
ASK ANYTHING 'BOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEEEE
Q/A ABOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEE
I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
TOP 5 MOST ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT WEARING A HIJAB
TOP 5 PERKS OF WEARING HIJAB
ITS COMPETITION TIME!!!
SUP WATTROKERS!! LETS CLEAR THOSE CLOUDY HEADS!!!
THE WORST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
Tears Of Grief.
10 Things That Only Harry Potter Fans Get.
EXPLODED BRAIN
Perks of Being A Half/Half
WE WANT PEACE
MUSLIMS?
Our Beloved Nabi Muhammed (S.A.W)
5 CRINGE WORTHY THINGS
THINGS ALL MUSLIMS SHOULD KNOW/DO
SALAAAAAAAAAM AND VERY IMPORTANT NEWS
A NEW TWIST
5 CELBRITIES THATDRIVE ME INSANE
STRENGTH
ANOTHER NEW TWIST
JUST A THINGY MA BOB A N BUT THERES A RANT NEXT SO DONT KILL MOI
HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ELAVATORS
#NOMOREBULLYING
ANNOUCING ONE SHOTS
Greed
ARGUMENTS: What we say/do VS What we actually mean/feel like
Excruciatingly Painful Hijabs to look at.
British Accent
PROBLEMOS ALL NIQABIS HAVE TO FACE
CONFESSION
5 TYPES OF PEOPLE AT SALES
TYPES OF GIRLS THAT MAKE YOU GO "DAMN, WHICH ONE AM I?"
How To Survive Ramadan in Hot Climates
Desi Problems (Again)
Things Only British People Understand
Things Only Desi Girls Understand
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!
The Ultimate Mash Up
Questions and Quite Interesting Answers
Foodie Problems That'll Make You Go, Gah
Okay, I'm sorry, I Pwomise.
Things That Everyone Living in South East Can Relate To
DO NOT READ VERY VERY IMPORTANT
Earthquake
Writers Block: The One Two Punch Approach
Types Of People You'll Probably Bump Into In The Library
Le Totally Valid Reason
Wattroker Awards 2015
To Succeed
#RedefiningMentalHealth
Types Of Asians That'll Make You Face-palm
Hold Up I Just Forgot It's The New Year (Whoops)
Annoucing My Motivation That Probably Won't Last That Long
Types Of People in a Doctor's Waiting Room
Joining the Phandom, Moving and more Joining the Phandom
What it Feels Like To Have No Freakin Wifi
How To Pack a Suitcase
Texting: What We Say VS What We Do
Conversations: What We Say VS What We Mean
Life: What We Plan VS What We Do
Types Of People In Spring Break (Easter Holidays)
Family Outings In Britain
Loosing Connection and the End of Wattroker's Life?
What British Muslims Really Think
Announcement THE MOST HEART BREAKING THING YOU WILL HEAR TODAY
Fan Logic
Annoying Things That The Phandom Do
The Three Stages Of Rapping
Problems Only Ghetto Muslimahs Understand

Struggles For Lazy Girls

37 4 3
By storyzrok

Salaaaaaam.

1. WAKING UP

Ok, imma start with the most cliché of all.

Waking up.

Ahhh, so simple yet so challenging.

For lazy girls its far from a flutter-eyes-open-punch-the-air-its-a-new-day.

Its more of a groan-hide-under-the-duvet-scratch-yawn-strerch course.

#lestruggleisreal

2. GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL

It takes years and to much effort, all those layers, scarf caps, scarfs, pins, makeup. Meh.

I'd rather shove on a abaya over ma pj's a black scarfed tucked in and shove on a school jumper or blazer on top.

#loopwholeinlestruggle)

3. HAIR.

THIS IS MORE OF A NON HIJABI STRUGGLE. I AM A HIJABI SO I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED IT BUT MY FRIEND RECOMMENDED I DO IT.

Effort and time, the two things you put into hair. If your lucky, you can cut it in a bob and wala! Easy brush, wash and dry. Long on the other hand, not so good.

First of all washing it. You have to make sure you wash it properly and not with gunk and god knows what stuck in it.

Brushing it. It takes ages and all those those in the mornings are your worst enemy.

The lastly the style,. Who has the effort and time to make styles and fancy hair?

You can easily go with a braid, but then again, the effort, and ir never turns out neat anywaym and sloppy braids, suck.

So why not a messy bun or pony? Well, ya see. Ponys look nice on thick, shiny hair. With limp lank hair it looks lame. And messy buns? they again, with limp lank hair look horrific.

Why limp lank hair? Because I don't use conditioner and the other shiz yall use. Again time and effort.

#beingagirlsucks

4. P.E

In other words.

The lesson of hell.

Who can be bothered to run around the same field again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

I'd rather just loll around pretending to be sick whilst the other girls sweat, ache and stink.

And then changing, oh gawd.

Especially if you have it 1st 2nd 3rd or 4th lesson. Then you have to stink for a whole lesson.

#peshouldntbecompulsry

5. SHOPPING

Just walking around, pushing a trolley that ways a ton. With your mum screaming in your ear.

Ahh, the joy. -_-

Well, if you have any more add in the comments below

Next time:

STRUGGLES ONLY PEOPLE WITH GLASSES GET

STRUGGLES ONLY ELDEST CHILDREN GET

THE WORST QUESTIONS ASKED BY NON HIJABIS TO HIJABIS

Which one?

Luv yaa!

Storyzrok.

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