(NOT ARMIN)
time: 10:53 PM
AAAAAAAAAHH
you know. what if i commit
arson i feel like i could get
away with it
what the fuck
ikr
wait
wait woah wait wait it
went through ????? is this
a glitch ????
don't get too excited
HAHA FUCK YEAA !!!
#unblocked bitch
i win !!! i winnnn !!!
you didn't considering
it took a whole week
i was getting bored
it was only for a week i
could've kept it for more
only ..... only for a week?
yeah.
ARE U THAT PRODUCTIVE?
i actually chose to get
my homework done?
but i did homework in the
time u kept me blocked
yeah you should have
screaming. crying. throwing
up. jumping off of a building.
your actions aren't explainable
i'm unique that is why 🤗🤗
more like hit in the head w/
a baseball bat
more like hit by a train
hit by a train? seriously?
that's not harsh enough
WE ARENT HERE 2 TALK
ABout my brain
how are u !!!!!!! how've u
been!!!!!
none of your concerns
ouch? i'm trying to be nice
you don't even know my
name why are you "trying
to be nice"
are you gonna keep using
that excuse when u don't
even plan on giving me
your name
then i'll give you my name
HAHHFKAK OKAY
DO IT ITS NOT THAT HARD
i bet your name is like john
or something
god no ew
NOOOOOAAHJ
i bet yours is like patricia
PATRICIA IS CUTEWhat
.
ok but for real whats your
name
levi
aaahh
nice 🙌
nice...?
tht reminds me i've been
friends with a levi
that was until he ghosted me
in 5th grade and moved to
another country no big deal
hahaha
🤓
oversharing much? i
did not ask
let me be !!!!! i stil have a
bone to pick with that guy
if he's even still alive !!!!
what's your name
y/n 😓😓😓
it's
it's ok
woah that double take is
suspicious
?
did you know anyone w
my name
why do you ask
i'm just curious
yeah
WOAH
5th grade too
WE'RE SYNCED😱😱😱
i guess
what about them
. we were friends until
i moved
couldn't contact her before
that. she didn't go to school
either that day
Are we just the type of ppl
who were meant 2 be like
ghosted....
perhaps we are
that's so sad but its ok
we have each other 🫂
technically i ghosted you
for a week.
you know what you're so
right
but i'll just ignore it because
you made for a good diary=D
i can't believe you
😊😊
oh but you overshared
too that's so lame
lame? YOU insisted?
but i didnt expect u
to do it
i'm interested tho
couldnt you have told her
about the flight beforehand
most of it is a blur but i'm
pretty sure my mom told
her mom to tell her cause
they were close
bleh
why couldn't u have done
it yourself
idk i was literally 12 why
r u asking that?
HFMAHDJJSMS OKAY
now that you say it!
.
moving wasn't necessarily
planned
oh man that must've sucked
hey y/n
yeah LEVI
may i ask
idk can you
?
oh wait nvm. Yeah go
ahead
where were you that day?
i was
in ur basement lol😂😂
:|
yeah no jk
this is so weird why would
i give you that information
i'm trying to see something
i don't wanna tell you my
mom taught me not to give
away private info on the
internet!
you out of all people are
saying that? wow
STOPPP LISTEN. MY BRAIN
WAS CLOCKED OUT OK
i don't work the nightshift
damn 😥
well if you insist
no wait ill tell u for the
funzies haha
and for ....The Plot❤️🔥
you are so sketchy i don't
know why im even bothering
IM JNNOCENT I SWEARMY
FATHER ISNT A MAFIA BOSS
that much i can tell...
ANYWAYS
i was at my grandparents
house? it's in the middle of
nowhere and the signal
there is ass but it's chill!
really?
or something but yeah i
wasn't at school then
hm
alright
huh?????
wait why are we like being
each others therapists
we're bffs???? bff application
now open
no you don't understand
OUCH
i know i'm dumb but im
not that dumb😿
i could be wrong
is your name y/n l/n?
lolWhat
who even is that what's a
l/n.........
Why are you asking
you just gave it away
i'm not stalking you or
anything that's pathetic
sounds like smth a stalker
would say im ngl
fuck you then
its not me
y/n l/n who? i dont know
who that is
okay and does the name
levi ackerman ring a bell
no shit i literally just told
you about him
Oh
WAIT HOLD AWN 😨
"i know i'm dumb but i'm
not that dumb"
wait
so you're. like
is this like a scam or smth
are you trying to kidnap me
please don't i have a family
i have a life to live im only
17 years of age i havent even
reached 2 decades on this
earth
can you stop freaking out
me? freaking out?
i'm going 2 crash a car
fyi they do match up the
only thing is that your mom
didn't get a message
WELL fuck me! and that
ass signal!
no ew
i wasn't being literal 😰
wait are you seriously
THE levi ackerman
like the levi who shouted at
me for getting a higher score
than him in the math exam
once?
yeah cause you fucking
cheated
the levi who gave me push
pops during recess 🥺🥺
i wish i didn't
U LAIR
PROVE IT HOW MANY
DID YOU GIVE ME
seriously
answer it i cant just trust
you
one..?
EHICH FLAVOR.
it was literally the one
with multiple flavors
ahhh correct glad to know
your brain is as sharp as
ever
HOLY SHIT LEVI ACKERMAN
THATS U? 😱😱😱😱😱😱
is the sky blue
in this multiverse its green
you're still stupid i see :/
Oh
you know i expected you
to blatantly scream at me
😭
thats a weird way to put it
i am no violent person....
i DID say i had a bone to
pick with him
me?
yes i meant you sorry im
still. in shock
but
the whole situation was just
<//3 a misunderstanding like
u said so i dont rly think
any of us are at fault
i mean i guess
you know
u were less mean in middle
school !!!!!!
its been 5 years people
change
HAHHA WHAT
what do u mean
idk imo nothing much changed
with u lolol maybe physically
but personality wise?
WAIT OMGNAHAHHF
what
AHAHAHHA DID U GROW
ANY MORE ??? LEVI ??
you must be kidding
HAHHHKAJAKM im
probably still taller
5'5 and a half lolz
how about you
Read
HELP R U LIKE 4'11
OR SOMETHING
shortie
i genuinely wish i kept you
blocked.
OMG ARE U ?????
no that's low of you to saw
i'm taller
5'0 !?????
no .
5'1?
no
oh ok '2 ?
no
'3??
no
that "no" felt more stiff
what does that even mean
??????
hahahhahahahah
ok so five—
f- fi- five- five t-three...
:|
IM RIGHT :DDDD
URe 2 INCHES (and a half)
SHORTER????
first of all lower that ego
of yours
maybe grow a little before
you tell me to lower my ego
sorry u can't reach my level
i GUESS
good bye
AHHA OK T-T !!! TELL
UR MOM I SAID HI 💗💗
(the hearts are 4 her not u)
that last part wasnt
necessary but ok, noted
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| AUTHOR'S NOTE
hi hope everyone's well <3 <3
the reason this took me so long to get out was because i cringed 2 hard (2020-2021 humor Point And Laugh) so. my bad. if you managed to finish this i hope you know i genuinely applaud u (also because for some reason this is a very lengthy chapter)