So, I'm in say............ Ikea or whateva, and I'm just about to walk inside when the worst thing possible happens.
A large group of fifty billion people just walk in.
First I'm like wtf, where did these people come from have they got like temporary Disillusion charms or something on them?
And then the lift goes.
And I'm still on the same floor.
Darn.
Darn.
Darn.
Darn.
Darn.
Darn.
Darn.
Darn.
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Just in an elavator waiting, patiently. When in comes a family.
Of six.
The 5 year old ate so many beans the air is contaminated. The 7 year old twins are pulling my legs and poking me. The baby is crying its head of. And the oldest daughter and her mother are arguing about her hair.
Thats where I get dragged in.
Like yeah, my opinion is your duaghters hair is amazing but you think the complete opposite, and you look like anyone who disagrees with you is gonna get daggers in their eyes
I'll just stand here and pretend to be deaf.
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Stuck.
In an elevator.
With some 70 year old granny whos staring at you like a hawk.
Talk about "Awkwaaaaaaard"
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Oh my lord how I hate racist people. We were in Clarks and we went into the 2-3 people elevator. It was just me and mum. And then some white mum comes in with a pram.
A FREAKIN PRAM!!!
Like uh, helloooo that weighs a freakin TON and this lift aint goin anywhere.
Oh suprise suprise, the door shuts and we're stuck.
IM CLAUSTRAPHOBIC YEAH HAVE SOME FLIPPIN SYMPATHY!!!
And finally once we get out, some racist Clarks worker comes and says.
"Oh you asians are so dumb honestly, there another lift over there, shall I show you?"
And she said it really slowly like she thought I couldn't undertand English.
Lol, I said.
"Uh no thanks, hmmm Shayleine, oh look theres a customer service desk, I'm of to report racist workers, because I aint dumb, so thanks Shayleine,"
Haha I read her badge when I said this and she got really worried.
Some 13 year old kid is standin next to the buttons, at that moment your on the third floor, you ask them to press 5.
And they press 0 or "ground floor"
And they smirk.
OH YEAH BRUH WELL I CAN SMIRK TO YEAH!!! NO IM NOT HYPER OR ON DRUGS I JUST HAD GALAXY KAY NO BRUH YOU DO NOT INSULT GALAXY WHADYA SAY BRUH? ARGHHHHHH *turns into incredible hulk*
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Oh my lord how I hate racist people. We were in Clarks and we went into the 2-3 people elevator. It was just me and mum. And then some white mum comes in with a pram.
A FREAKIN PRAM!!!
Like uh, helloooo that weighs a freakin TON and this lift aint goin anywhere.
Oh suprise suprise, the door shuts and we're stuck.
IM CLAUSTRAPHOBIC YEAH HAVE SOME FLIPPIN SYMPATHY!!!
And finally once we get out, some racist Clarks worker comes and says.
"Oh you asians are so dumb honestly, there another lift over there, shall I show you?"
And she said it really slowly like she thought I couldn't undertand English.
Lol, I said.
"Uh no thanks, hmmm Shayleine, oh look theres a customer service desk, I'm of to report racist workers, because I aint dumb, so thanks Shayleine,"
Haha I read her badge when I said this and she got really worried. SERVES YOU RIGHT SHAYLEINE I HOPE YOU READ THIS!!!
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