Lay
I woke up this morning to R&B music blasting. Ughhhhh, that means my momma wants us to clean this house the fuck up. I honestly don't feel like it.
But, I gotta get my part done or else I'm not going on that date tonight. I don't even know what ima wear, maybe I can call Kay and Phoebe over to help me when the time comes. I might not need them though because we're just going to the arcade, so it's not that big of a deal.
I went downstairs to the kitchen, where the music was coming from.
Me- "good morni-"
Mom- "gon head and put yo lil hair up and grab some supplies, you already know"
I went to go put my hair into a puff and put some slides on. When I went back downstairs I grabbed some stuff and went to my room.
When I got up there I first went to by bathroom, while I was cleaning up I got a facetime call.
Cam- "hi"
Me- "don't call me on that muggin shit g"
Cam- "whatever"
I hung up cause what's his problem. How you gon call me with an attitude da hell. He called me again and I declined it.
Cam💋
answer the damn phone
not if yo ass dont
lose the fucking
attitude
just answer the
phone Layanee
🙄🖕🏾
He called again and my ass answered, y'all know I was.
Me- "what bro"
Cam- "don't bro me"
Me- "you still got that attitude, what's yo problem"
Cam- "I don't have a problem"
Me- "yes you do Cameron"
Cam- "what are you doing"
Me- "cleaning up now whats wrong with you"
Cam- "who cleans on a Saturday"
He really just not gon answer my question. So damn childish, anywways.
Me- "what are you doing today"
Cam- "I don't know, might just stay in the house and stay on the game"
Me- "funnnnn"
Cam- "no. I would ask you what you doin' but I already know"
Ooooooo, is that baby jealous.
Me- "thank you for sounding so excited for me"
Cam- "no problem"
Me- "fuck you"
Cam- "when"
RIGHT NOWWW
Me- "boy you wish"
Cam- "get back to cleaning lil girl"
He said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
Me- "yes massa"
His eyes got big and he froze, I wanted to laugh so bad but I also wanted to see what he was going to do in this situation.
Cam- "I- could you- why did- Layanee"
He said my name all too serious. Uh-oh.
Me- "yessss"
Cam- "why did you call me that"
Me- "you asked for a nickname did you not"
Cam- "I did but not that one"
He sounds hurt as hell. Oops.
Cam- "why are you laughing"
Me- "because I was joking, I didn't think you'd be this serious about it.
I'm sorry"
Cam- "oh, okay"
Me- "Cam..."
I think I hurt his feeling forreal.
Me- "come over"
He looked at me shocked.
Cam- "why"
Me- "just come over, just know you will be helping clean, but still come over"
Cam- "...okay"
We got off the phone and I was now cleaning my sink, I got done with the tub and toilet. I liked cleaning when I'm not being bothered. But, when I get constantly bothered while cleaning then it's just like get the fuck on. Ion even like cleaning when I'm being asked like ugh no, let me clean on my own time.
I finished the sink and now I'm cleaning my mirror. Easiest for last, not really the last cause I still have to sweep and mop but ya knowwwwww. When I got done cleaning my mirror I had to go downstairs to get the broom and mop but also to tell my momma Cam was coming over.
Me- "hey girl"
Mom- "you want something, what is it"
Me- "I can't speak to the one who gave me life now"
Mom- "you can, but I know when my children want something, you already asked to go on this lil date, what else could you want girl"
Me- "my friend is coming over for a minute"
Mom- "are you asking me or telling me"
Me- "well I kinda told em to come over already, I told em he was gonna have to help clean though"
Mom- "help clean? girl that's all you had to say. but lets talk about how you a pimp, how you have one boy coming over and going out with another one tonight"
Me- "how you know it's not the same boy"
Mom- "cause I'm yo momma, we pimps out here"
Dad- "why da hell you lyin ta that girl, you don't be pimpin shit"
Mom- "I was pimpin yo ass out"
Me- "ima go"
I grabbed what I needed and went back upstairs.
While I was sweeping the stuff in the dustpan, I heard my little brothers coming into my room.
Caleb- "oooo yo boyfriend here"
Jordan- "Zay said he gon beat him up"
Me- "Zay ain't gon do shit"
Jordan- "I'm tellin momma you cusin'"
Me- "ima tell Zay you ate his last bag of chips"
He ran out the room but Caleb stayed.
Me- "what ya want lil negro"
Caleb- "hi Lay"
Me- "hi Caleb"
Then he left. Caleb is the good one he's the youngest of the two, he's so sweet. Honestly my favorite but don't tell Zay or Jordan, they'll try to jump me or some shit.
Cam- "hey princess"
Me- "hey Cam Cam"
Cam- "Cam Cam?"
Me- "yeaaaaa"
Cam- "well why was I called over here"
Me- "one because it's better when you have someboody to clean with and two because you sounded like you needed a hug over the phone. Close the door pleaseeeeee."
He closed the door and walked over to sit on my bed. I walked over to him standing in between his legs. I grabbed his arms and put them around my waist. He looked up at me.
Me- "I'm sorry, I didn't know it would hurt your feelings like that"
Cam- "it's okay"
Me- "you sure"
Cam- "yea"
Me- "okay"
With that I pulled him up and hugged him. While we were hugging Zay came in my room.
Zay- "what the fuck is going on here"
We stopped hugging and I turned around to him rolling my eyes.
Me- "nigga what it look like, we're hugging"
Zay- "for what"
Me- "cause we can da fuck"
Zay- "and what you got to say"
Me- "don't answer him"
Cam- "I was down about something and she gave me a hug"
Mafuckas just know when to listen
Zay- "yea ok keep this door open"
When he walked out I closed the door, cause who he think he is.
~~~
We finished cleaning and now he was just over here helping me pick something to wear.
Cam- "I think you should wear this"
He said laughing. He pulled out a shirt that had a hole in the armpit, a skirt that I couldn't fit anymore and some sandals.
Me- "Cameron what the fuck is that"
Cam- "a outfit"
Me- "naw that's some bullshit that's what it is. Be forreal Cam Cam please"
He rolled his eyes going back in my closet. What he pulled out was raw as hell, not gonna lie.
Me- "oooo okay bestie coming through with the fit"
Cam- "whatever, now go get ready"
Me- "ok, go downstairs sir"
Cam- "no fun"
Me- "if you wanna die because your in here while I'm getting dressed, do you"
Cam- "I'm good"
He went back downstairs and I got in the shower. When I got out I did everything I had to do to get ready and called Cam back upstairs.
Cam- "oooo okay mama"
I like thatttttt
Me- "thank you thank you"
Cam- "you look good in orange"
Me- "I know rightttttt, you should take my pictures"
Cam- "it's dark outside though"
Me- "your point, I'm most likely not going to post them"
Cam- "so what's the point of taking them"
Me- "because I'm cute"
Cam- "whatever"
We left my room and were going outside.
Dad- "where you goin'"
Me- "I told you and momma I was going on a date today"
Dad- "ian think you was serious"
Me- "why not"
Zay- "cause you ugly"
Me- "ya deddy"
Dad- "you can get ya ass whooped in front of ya lil friend"
Mom- "you ain't gon touch my chile"
Dad- "I helped make her"
I grabbed Cameron and we went out the front door.
Cam- "your parents are funny"
Me- "naw that's just ghetto"
We laughed it off and he started taking my pictures. While taking them Marcus pulled up, he got out the car and walked up to us.
Marcus- "who is this"
Cam smirked at me, why he doin that.
Cam- "her "bestfriend""
This niggahhhhhhh
Marcus- "I thought Jay was yo bestfriend"
Me- "I can have more than one bestfriend"
Marcus- "umhm but you ready to dip"
Me- "yea lemme go grab my stuff real quick"
I'm not leaving these niggas down here by themselves, some shit might pop off. So, I dragged Cam in the house with me. We got upstairs and I was grabbing my stuff and Cam came behind me holding my waist.
Cam- "don't leaveeeee"
Me- "boy get the fuck on"
I turned around facing him with him still holding me.
Me- "can I go on my date please"
Cam- "no"
Me- "ima bite you if you don't let me go in five seconds"
Cam- "oooo bite me mama"
🌊🌊
Me- "five, four, thr-"
He kissed me, of course I kissed back despite my date being downstairs. It didn't seem like that long but I guess it was and somebody came through the door.
~🤍🤎~
Lil nigglets got caught, damnnnn
By who though...👀
Chile, not the cliffhanger🧗🏾♂️