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theo._nott._: YO ARE
YPU ON A DATE WITH DEAN???
theo._nott._: WHAT THE FUCK
y.n_f.l: look at the cake
theo._nott._: pretty cake
y.n_f.l: what does it say
theo._nott._: happy birthday?
theo._nott._: it's your birthday?
y.n_f.l: no
y.n_f.l: it's deans
y.n_f.l: it's his birthday today
y.n_f.l: and he can't
celebrate with family today
you idiot
theo._nott._: OH PHEW
y.n_f.l: wanna explain why his
hair is suddenly gone?
theo._nott._: oh that?
pfft it was nothing
theo._nott._: i just may or
may not have charmed it
theo._nott._: YOURE SMILING
I MADE TOU SMILE
y.n_f.l: ¿¿¿what no i'm not???
theo._nott._: y/n babe
look up
theo._nott._: yeah now to your left
theo._nott._: yeah now squint a little bit
theo._nott._: behind the bush uh huh
theo._nott._ there you go
y.n_f.l: WTF WHY ARE
YOU HERE
y.n_f.l: STALKER ALERT 🚨
theo._nott._: hahaha
theo._nott._: hey babe
since dean is gone to figure
out his hair
theo._nott._: mind if i join you?
y.n_f.l: he'll be back
y.n_f.l: plus i'm not gonna
just kick him out on his birthday
y.n_f.l: and i do this crazy
thing where i don't hang out
with stalkers
y.n_f.l: so i'm not breaking
tradition for you sorry
theo._nott._: fine :(
theo._nott._: okay what about
we go on a date since i cant
join the picnic
y.n_f.l: not a date
just two friends hanging out
theo._nott._: two friends
that like each other hanging
out*
y.n_f.l:
theo._nott._: deal or no deal
y.n_f.l: so if i come with
you to hogsmeade AS FRIENDS
y.n_f.l: you'll leave me alone
and let me have this picnic in peace?
theo._nott._: precisely
y.n_f.l: you got yourself
a deal sweetheart
theo._nott._: did you
just call me sweetheart
y.n_f.l: yeah
y.n_f.l: did you forget
how to read or something?
theo._nott._: SO IM
YOUR SWEETHEART?
y.n_f.l: umm sure?
theo._nott_: JEKDJDJ
y.n_f.l: OMG BYE IM
TAKING IT BACK
y.n_f.l: I CAN LITERALLY HEAR
YOU SINGING "IM Y/N'S SWEETHEART I'M Y/N'S
SWEETHEART"
theo._nott._: NO TAKE
BACKSIES
theo._nott._: plus you
didn't even hear anything
what are you on about
theo._nott._: okay well
have fun on your picnic
and i'll see you tmrw
y.n_f.l: okie dokie
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y.n_f.l: you're both so pretty omg
officialginnyweasley: thank you hottie 😩🙏
lunalooney: you're pretty too y/n 🥰
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You: I THOUGHT THAT
WAS A USED TAMPON
FOR A SEC
wifey 💍💕: STFU ME TOO
bae 😩💦: HAD TO
DO A DOUBLE TAKE OMG
the nuts 🥜: everyone has
a purpose in life 😍🙏
You: boy 😭
zucchini 😐: i haven't
used snap in so long
You: i go there just
to watch the little show
things they have lmfaoo
goyle: lol 😂
You: wtf just happened
zucchini: did he just talk
crabbe: lmfao 🤣
You: someone pick me
up im scared
ferret w daddy issues 👩🦯: i
forgot they have their own
individual thoughts and ideas
scary mf 👺: mmm they
still don't have those
mione 🤓: their thoughts
= dracos thoughts
You: literally 😭
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