Avengers Text Percy Jackson

By __Bianca_di_Angelo__

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WARNING! I wrote this more than a year ago, this This story is not purely texting, there is a slight cliche p... More

Chapter 1- Mr Ego
Chapter 2- The Super Spy
Chapter 3- The Rest Of The Team
Chapter 4 - The Demigods Join
Chapter 5 - Superheroes
Chapter 6- A Strange Meeting
Chapter 7 - More Scary Girls
Chapter 8 - The Dam Couch
THANK YOU!!!
Chapter 10 - The New God
Chapter 11 - Agessssssssssssssss (Parseltounge)- Not
Chapter 12 - A Close Call
Chapter 14 - Attack On Stark Tower
Chapter 15 - Fangirl Thor
Chapter 16 - Snacks and More Snacks
Chapter 17 - Supersized Mcshizzle
Chapter 18 - Permission To Reveal?
Chapter 19 - Tricks
Chapter 20 - The Emo and The Goth Kids
Chapter 21 - Potato Janitor
THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH!
Chapter 22- The Final Battle
Epilogue- Bob Says Hello 😭
Bonus Chapter 1- Weapons
🎀 Bonus Chapter 2- MY HAIR! 🎀
Bonus Chapter 3- Nico's Personal Annoyance
Bonus Chapter 4 - Magnus Chase Characters Come Into The Equation
Bonus Chapter 5- Rules
The Final Chapter
Tagged!

Chapter 9 - WEll DUH, Did You Think That I Was The Tree?

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Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom has created a private chat with Boring Professor Dude

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Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Hey Boring Professor Dude


Boring Professor Dude

Would you stop calling me that


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Okay then, should I say 

Hello


Bruce Banner



Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom has changed Boring Professor Dudes name to Bruce Banner


Bruce Banner

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
ARE YOU A KIDNAPPER?
ARE YOU A STALKER?


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Well no but you would know my name as well.

I met you yesterday...

Come on you are supposed to be like one of the smartest people on the planet, come on

THINK 
THINK
THINK


Bruce Banner

Um the park you were the boy there?


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Well duh

Who did you think I was the tree?!


Bruce Banner

So okay

your name was Peter Johnson right?


Bruce Banner has changed Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom's name to Peter Johnson


Peter Johnson

IT'S PERCY JACKSON
ARE YOU MR. D IN DISGUISE?


Bruce Banner

no, who is Mr. D?

and sorry about your name

I will change it now


Peter Johnson

You'd Better!


Bruce Banner has changed Peter Johnson's name to Percy Jackson


Percy Jackson

FINALLY
I have half a mind to hack your phone...


Bruce Banner

NO WAY YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HACK IT!


Percy Jackson

I sec I need a friend to help me...


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Percy Jackson

Ya know if you really want hulk gone you could ask my uncle he could get rid of it.


Bruce Banner

I though you were hacking my phone


Percy Jackson

No my friend is, he already hacked it like a minute ago.


Bruce Banner

...

HOW?!


Percy Jackson

 (Says something smart)

that's what Leo says


*Bruce Banner has fainted 

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In Group Chat


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Me and Leo may have accidentally made Boring professor Dude faint


Wise Girl

SEAWEED BRAIN!


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Please dont kill me...


Uncle Sam

Why would she kill you?


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Um cause shes mad at me...


Uncle Sam

WHAT?!


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Well I fight her and she fights me we are sparring partner.

Though I ussally win


Wise Girl

NOPE


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Fine its a tie


Uncle Sam

Do you usually fight girls?


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

I fight anyone who tries to hurt me

Though most girls in my camp just yell at me and they are very scary


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

What if a boy annoys you?


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Then I start a prank war.

Which could become violent...


All Avengers Excluding Nat and Gods

WHAT!?


Repair Boy

Hazel is having trouble working a phone


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

What about her intro


Repair Boy

Frank helped her


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Can you teach her?


Repair Boy

Fine


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Okay...

Sammy


Tony Baloney 

so his name is SAMMY


Tony Baloney has changed Repair Boy's name to Sammy


Sammy

Uggh

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"I mean I was smart I told then a fake name" Percy said in reply to Leo's yelling.

"Whatever" Leo sighed "Just don't reveal our names"

"says the person who revealed Frank and Hazel" Percy retorted

"I did not reveal who they are!" 

"So?"

"Boys stop this" 

"Okay Annabeth" They both replied because they did not want to get judo flipped.

"Now lets go to Olympus, the gods want to see us" Annabeth said

The seven plus Nico, Thalia, and Reyna went to the empire state building. After a civilize talk with the door man *Cough smacking him with a water bottle *Cough. They went to the 600th floor.

When they all arrived, Zeus boomed "We have decided that you all are worthy of our blessings you will all become gods weather you like it or not" The gods glanced at Percy.

The one by one the gods blasted the demigods with light.

Jason- Minor God Of Storms and Bricks

Piper -Minor Goddess Of Natural Beauty

Leo- Minor God Of Fire

Frank- Minor God Of Shape shifting

Hazel- Minor Goddess Of Gems

Annabeth- Minor Goddess Of Strategy

Nico- Minor God Of Shadows and McDonalds

Reyna- Minor Goddess Of leadership

Thalia no god ship because she is already immortal, blessed to help the hunt find recruits.


As they got to Percy the Fates appeared "All hail Percy Jackson God Of..."

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HAHA I'm so evil, I leave off with a cliffhanger, not a very god one mind you but one nevertheless.

Ideas are always welcome!

Bye

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