DON'T FUCKING ROLE PLAY A CHARACTER UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE CHARACTER.
I CAN'T FUCKING MENTION ANYONE WITHOUT GETTING REPORTED BUT- UGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
There's this one fucking Cloud Strife RPer THAT IS A - UGH! IT'S LIKE SHE HASN'T PLAYED THE CORE GAME. OR EVEN WIKIPEDIAED WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN IT.
THEY SAY CLOUD MET VINCENT IN SOLDIER.
FUCKING BULL FUCKING SHIT.
CLOUD MET VINCENT IN THE NIBELHEIM FUCKING MANSION WHEN THEY WERE CHASING SEPHI-FUCKING-ROTH AND HE WAS APART OF FUCKING AVALANCHE THEN. AND THEN VIINCE WAS BEING "OHHH LUCRECIA THIS, LUCRECIA THAT (I CAN'T FUCKING SPELL HER NAME).
And he wouldn't have made a move on AERITH. YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. THEY WERE PRACTICALLY TOGETHER DURING THE GAME, UNTIL SEPHIROTH MURDERS AERIS' ASS. It was more cannon then fucking CLOTI. (Fucking Nomura said CloTi's not cannon *CloTi shippers crying*)
CLOUD DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER ZACK.
JENOVA FUCKED WITH HIS BRAINCELLS SO HE COULDN'T REMEMBER JACK SHIT. OR SHOULD I SAY ZACK SHIT. YEAH, BAD PUN BUT IT GETS MY FUCKING POINT ACROSS. CLOUD NEVER MADE 1ST CLASS, HE ONLY THOUGHT HE DID BECAUSE HE LITERALLY THOUGHT HE WAS ZACK (But a more Cloud-ish Zack).
IT LITERALLY GOT TO THE FUCKING POINT WHERE CLOUD THOUGHT ALL HE WAS WAS A SEPHIROTH CLONE, A FAILED ONE AT THAT. FUCKING HOJO.
AND WHERE WAS CLOUD DURING DoC?! HE WAS HELPING FUCKING WRO. NOT TRYING TO STAY SAFE WITH THE REST OF AVALANCHE- NO EVERYONE WAS FUCKING FIGHTING. THEY JUST HAD DIFFERENT FUCKING MISSIONS.
AS BARRET WOULD PUT IT: @$@$@+^*)&)()&*%+^£%)@@$&))@))$(/-$$4$&/$&&$@$&$/:$&6&&)$+^+%£,#^&)&*<€%$7(&6$8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!